all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
(via chicken-cosmos)
someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me
me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING
(via thebootydiaries)
inc0rrect-dc-deactivated2020070:
Arthur’s quote “I hope my death makes more cents than my life” wasn’t a misspelling.
He wants his death to make more money than his life ever brought him.
I’m seeing a lot of discourse about Joker (2019) but all of you are sleeping on Arthur’s sick dance moves
Honestly, I love all the little jumps and pirouettes. That takes some skill.
One of the best parts of Joker was when Arthur said something about wanting to be a stand up comedian and his mum absolutely destroyed him by saying “aren’t comedians supposed to be funny” like fhsnsnns she really just called him out