Question & Answer Flow Chart

So many unnecessary minutes of pain and suffering over the last 2.5 years of my graduate education would have been avoided if only my school had handed out the Question & Answer Flow Chart for Graduate School.  Even more agony on my part would have been avoided, and maybe some humor added to the classes, if for every instance of being “that guy” or “that girl” who violated the rules of the flow chart the guilty party could receive a mild to moderate electric shock from the professor &/or the students (I jest…kinda).