Top Bishoujos of 2022

31 December, 2022

Another year gone by in a flash just like that. Or maybe it’s just me. Yeah. Because it’s that time again. Same time, same place as always. Time to rank hot 2D chicks that I have seen for the past year. At this point I already don’t care the numbers that made it to my list because quality over quantity, right? So even when I have only an alarming 14 babes that made it, I’m already so numb and don’t even bother sounding the alarm bell because that is 1 short of the total 15 that I got in 2021. Yeah, who cares, right? Not even me. Before I start going off tangent with unrelated complaints and ranting, here are the Top 10 Bishoujos of 2022 in of course alphabetical order:

1) Anna (Saihate No Paladin)


2) Arya (
Kaizoku Oujo)

3) Fuuka Miyazawa (Shiroi Suna No Aquatope)

4) Hannah (Isekai Shokudou S2)

5) Lashara Earth XXVIII (Isekai No Seikishi Monogatari)

6) Lowellmina Earthwold (Tensai Ouji No Akaji Kokka Saisei Jutsu)

7) Marin Kitagawa (Sono Bisque Doll Wa Koi Wo Suru)

8) Sharon Holygrail (Engage Kiss)

9) Tamako Shima (Taishou Otome Otogibanashi)

10) Yume Ayai (Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta)

A hearty congratulations to the 10 making my yearend list. And for the remainder who didn’t, a notable mention of them will do. In alphabetical order: Gracefeel (Saihate No Paladin), Maria Mizuse (Tomodachi Game), Rebecca Bluegarden (Edens Zero) and Ringo Tatara (Deatte 5-byou De Battle). As always, forever eternal in my hearts:

Like always, I will be hoping there will be better animes to watch (but often my guts tell my otherwise) and in doing so, prettier 2D chicks will catch my eye! It doesn’t matter if the anime is a masterpiece or it sucks hard. As long as they got a beautiful 2D girl there, I’m all for it! Yeah! Hey, I can do all this stuffs because I’m single! Not that I’m complaining about it… Okay, maybe a bit :’(… Long Live Anime Bishoujos!

Anime Awards of 2022

30 December, 2022

Well, well, well. How did the year 2022 turn out for you? I don’t know. It was pretty meh for me. Whether it is real life or my favourite anime related stuffs. Yeah, things are progressing in a strange manner ever since we’re trying to get back on our feet after a certain dreaded virus that nearly shut down the entire world! Can we already leave that behind? So anyway, me continuing to trudge on and fight for my love for anime, without further delays, this year I bring you the best and worst of anime in 2022 that I have seen and experienced:

Best 2022 Overall Anime Series:

Shingeki No Kyojin (The Final Season Part 2)

Holy sh*t! NOT THIS ANIME AGAIN TAKING TOP SPOT! Might as well admit that I’m a huge fan of the series at this point. Yes I am. The only downside is that it is still unfinished and the real final part is slated for next year. Oh well… The good news is… Guess who is going to take top spot again next year????!!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Kimetsu No Yaiba: Mugen Ressha-hen & Yuukaku-hen: Great back to back action and character drama. Anything else more do you need to satiate your sophisticated entertainment taste buds?
* Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu: Definitely way better than the entire Twilight saga!!!
* Mushoku Tensei: Isekai Ittara Honki Dasu: One of the very rare and few isekai themed animes out there that has an interesting and intriguing story and development. Hopefully the next season will be even much better.
* Kazemakase Tsukikage Ran: All she needs is just a good drink. And if trouble comes looking for her, she’ll just need to fight her way out like the wind!
* Jashin-chan Dropkick X: Besides the weird Hokkaido tour, it proves that as long as a certain devil doesn’t learn and the fans are willing to splurge money for a production, you can actually make good anime!
* Tomodachi Game: Money makes people play like hell in weird desperate games…
* Kakegurui Twin: Money makes people bet like hell in weird crazy games…

 

Worst 2022 Anime Series:

Kaizoku Oujo

Oh wow. I really had high hopes for this. What started out as interesting and promising soon descended into a pile of sh*t f*ckery that not even Disney would want to save, remake and milk their audiences dry to the bone. Really. Forget being a pirate princess. Even Luffy has a better chance to become Pirate Princess than Pirate King compared to this garbage!!!

Other notable mentions:
* Tesla Note: On an unrelated note, perhaps in another alternate timeline, Elon Musk might have used the money to save this anime instead of buying up Twitter…
* Super Crooks: When are people going to learn that crime does not pay even if you have super powers? Of right. It somehow did for them.
* Mushi-Uta: They’re supposed to fight bugs but got distracted with this love thingy among themselves. And the gall they had to have Mamiko Noto only voice 1 f*cking line in this entire anime!!!
* Compiler: WHERE’S THE SEX, DUDE????!!!!
* Muv-Luv Alternative: WHERE’S THE BETA ATTACK ON MANKIND, DUDE???!!! Instead we have humans fighting each other, some sort of internal politics shenanigans instead…
* Hanyou No Yashahime: Sengoku Otogizoushi – Ni No Shou: When you have the final arc having our heroines fighting a huge comet that normal people cannot see just to save the world, I wish somebody in this show watched Armageddon and called Bruce Willis instead…
* Samurai Deeper Kyo: This is what happens when you do not follow the manga source properly. Forget about the characters turning into anime only monsters. This series is a monstrosity itself!
* Deatte 5-byou De Battle: Not enough people dying…
* Kenja No Deshi Wo Nanoru Kenja: Old man stuck in a video game, reincarnated and becomes a f*cking loli who is as powerful as before. Because everybody else so f*cking weak… Oh right, and that freaking bad CGI!!! What the…
* Shikkakumon No Saikyou Kenja: Powerful mage decides to reincarnate himself in the future to become a more powerful version of himself. But everybody else in the future so weak… What???
* Shijou Saikyou No Daimaou Murabito A Ni Tensei Suru: Powerful Demon Lord decides to reincarnate himself in the future to be normal. But everybody else in the future so weak… What again???
* Gaikotsu Kishi-sama Tadaima Isekai E Odekakechuu: People, do not be fooled! THIS IS NOT AINS-SAMA NOR THE NEXT SEASON OF OVERLORD!!!

 

Weirdest 2022 Anime Series:

Sonny Boy

Holy f*ck. What the heck is going on?! Do you understand what this Drifting Classroom inspired series is all about?! So weird and abstract that I think the producers were just winging it and managed to hide all that behind this bizarre theme.

Other notable mentions:
* Shuumatsu No Harem: Admit it. You’re here for the so called sex scenes, right? Too bad there aren’t any real sex scenes but it still feels like the weirdest reasons that it is a privilege for girls to get f*cked by a man!
* Paranoia Agent: Be on a lookout for that mad batter that bats you from behind!
* Serial Experiments Lain: The internet will turn over in its grave seeing the transformed scene of today’s internet…
* Cossette No Shouzou: When you fall in love with a painting…
* Mnemosyne No Musume-tachi: Angels, immortality, sex, blood and gore. Go figure…

 

Most Boring 2022 Anime Series:

Kawaii Dake Ja Nai Shikimori-san

YAAAAAWWNN!!!! Uhm… What’s this about the world’s unluckiest boy being the world’s luckiest boy also because he has a cool and dangerous girlfriend that kicks all dangers away from him? YAWN! I think seeing paint dry would be more interesting…

Other notable mentions:
* Slow Loop: Well, it’s a fishing anime after all…
* Dolls’ Frontline: I can’t believe machines created by mankind have mostly Stormtrooper aiming…
* RPG Fudousan: Do you think cute girls can sell properties well? I bet they would make a much better killing selling parfait and sundae ice cream…
* Kumichou Musume To Sewagakari: You can literally change a ruthless violent man fast by just making him babysit a cute loli! And yes, nothing much happens…
* Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta: Ex-couple now become step siblings and although they don’t like each other but they still do deep down because they may not act like it but their logic and actions seem to hint they do. Wait. What did I just say?
* Isekai Meikyuu De Harem Wo: The whole point of this anime is just about the sex, right? Forget about dungeon crawling or whatever RPG adventure, the main draw is the sex scenes! Which ultimately feels so boring and numb too.

 

Bloodiest/Goriest/Messiest 2022 Anime:

Elfen Lied

Actually I wasn’t sure whether to put up this strange category but I just feel the need to mention this anime. Yeah, if you like seeing blood splatter everywhere combined with limbs chopped up and flying in all directions, this controversial classic should do the trick.

Other notable mentions:
* Black Rock Shooter: Dawn Fall: Uhm, not sure if I should classify this here but hell yeah, I love it because of the wild Mad Max rip-off action.

 

Best 2022 Anime Short:

Condom Battler Gorou

OMFG! How can this not get a fully fleshed out proper TV series!!! I want to see more of these condom shenanigans!!! This is way better than Pokemon and Yugioh combined because what better than to educate you lowly horny peasants about the dangers of unprotected sex! Yeah people. Gotta protect ‘em all!

Other notable mentions:
* Pugyuru: WE ARE STILL INVINCIBLE AT THIS POINT!!!
* Getsuyoubi No Tawawa S2: When will people accept that boobs are the cure to everything?!
* Teekyu S5-S8 OVA: Well, season 10 did not happen this year… :’(

 

Worst 2022 Anime Short:

Musashino

You would think that after 5 years of delay, they would at least make a decent sequel. But instead we get more crap that is more forgettable than a person with amnesia. Don’t get what I’m saying? Yeah, that’s what this anime is about too.

Other notable mentions:
* Sorairo Utility: Are you sure this is a golf anime?
* Fate/Grand Carnival: Woah. Too many (unknown) characters. Too little time and episodes. Hence this mess.

 

Weirdest 2022 Anime Short:

180 Byou De Kimi No Mimi Wo Shiawase Ni Dekiru Ka

If there was only a way to clickbait viewers to watch and love ASMR… Yeah. What better way to perverse the whole thing and have cute looking girls whisper strange noises in your ears for that feel good factor. I can’t they didn’t have one about sucking dick!

Other notable mentions:
* Deji Meets Girl: Nanyate?! Nandeyanen?! Ah, kamahen…

 

Best 2022 Anime Song:

Confidence (R.O.D – Read Or Die)

Yes, people. I am also as somewhat surprised as you are. Looking through all the list of songs I have heard from new and old animes alike for the year, I can’t believe this one is picked. Not sure because of its retro vibes that made me want to hear and replay this song many times but yeah, this is my anime song of the year. Strange…

Other notable mentions:
* R.O.D Theme (R.O.D – Read Or Die): Quite a thrilling spy-like instrumental theme if I should say.
* Moments In The Sun (R.O.D – Read Or Die): Wow. A reggae beat. Not bad actually.
* Emblem: Na Mo Naki Eiyuu-tachi (Yomigaeru Sora: Rescue Wings): All salute to our brave first responders and real life uniformed heroes!
* Najica (Najica Blitz Tactics): Lively jazzy instrumental piece taking the cake. Better than all the cheesy pantsu fanservice, RIGHT???!!!
* Tsukiyo No Kotori (Taishou Otome Otogibanashi): While the singer’s voice may sound a bit weird, I just like the guitar play and the background violins.
* Omoide No Mori (Shamanic Princess): Kinda surprised that I liked this piece too. Has a bit of hip hop elements but it must be the cool and calm electric guitar pickings.
* Follow Me (Isekai No Seikishi Monogatari): Another surprise. Didn’t think I would like this simple anime pop song.
* Kibun Joujou (Paripi Koumei): Hey DJ! Didn’t expect this song to have a catchy tune and combined with its jazzy fanfare, that sealed the deal.
* Kazemakase (Kazemakase Tsukikage Ran): Sounds like traditional Chinese song my grandparents would listen to! But damn, it’s nice to hear!
* Kazemakase 2 (Kazemakase Tsukikage Ran): A bit short but still catchy nevertheless.

 

Weirdest 2022 Anime Song:

Dear Bob (Witchblade)

Hey mama! See you got a freaking strange song here that feels so out of place from the action series. Who the f*ck is Bob anyway?!

Other notable mentions:
* Ganbare! Kumoko-san No Theme (Kumo Desu Ga Nani Ka): Kumiko or rather Aoi Yuuki going all out in this denpa song. I hope nobody goes mad from hearing this song.
* Genjitsu Totsugeki Hierarchy (Kumo Desu Ga Nani Ka): Now would you like to hear a super heavy hard rock version of Kumiko or rather Aoi Yuuki? Death metal bands are going to run away crying after hearing this head banging piece…
* Rolling Maid-san (Pugyuru): How are our maids feeling today? INVINCIBLE OF COURSE!
* Magokoro Ni Kanade (Taishou Otome Otogibanashi): ABC, It’s easy as 1 2 3, as simple as Do re mi, ABC, 1 2 3, baby you and me girl! Wait. YOU MEAN IT’S NOT?!
* Annoying Sansan Week (Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi): Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono, Anonono…
* Alpha (Super Crooks): Not so much the song but rather Kasey touching all over herself in this weird dance move. And oh, most of the song going, lum pum pum, lum pum pum, lum pum pum…
* Yume No Shima Shinen Kouen (Paranoia Agent): RAAAIIYAA RAIYORA!!! RAAAIIYAA RAIYORA!!!
* Shiroi Oka – Maromi No Theme (Paranoia Agent): I don’t know, is this also a creepy song? Don’t let the carnival-like theme fool you. Especially when you see everybody sleeping so calmly all around Maromi.
* The Rumbling (Shingeki No Kyojin (The Final Season Part 2)): (In coarse death metal voice) RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! GAAAWWWRRR!!! RUMBLING!!! RUMBLING!!! IT’S COMING!!! ROAR!!! RAAAAWWWWRRR!!! GAAAWWWRRR!!!
* Chikichiki Banban (Paripi Koumei): Somebody make me stop dancing to this dance tune!!! Ah chikichiki banban… Ah Chukichuki chanchan…
* Yoikagen Tetragon (Machikado Mazoku: 2-choume): Uhm, what the heck is going on in this song? So noisy, so messy…
* Dawn Of Infinity (Mahoutsukai Reimeiki): OMG! THIS IS NOT ONLY MY RAILGUN!!! The greatest blatant copycat of the song ever!

 

Best 2022 Anime Character:

Mona Tsukishiro (Senpai Ga Uzai Kouhai No Hanashi)

When you have a side supporting character who drinks vodka that masquerades as her morning coffee (although it’s just a bottle of it), how can she not be the best character of the year already?!

Other notable mentions:
* Kumoko (Kumo Desu Ga Nani Ka): When you need to create a few alter egos of yourself to make wise cracks and break the fourth wall… And also, the best of Aoi Yuuki has to give us too.
* Uramichi (Uramichi Oniisan): I wish I was like this bugger. Hate his job. Hate his life. But still doing it because reasons and not being even discreet about it. The Squidward of reality. I want to show my double middle finger to life!!!
* John (Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu): No matter what you say, this armadillo is the best character of the series! Not a certain weakling pussy vampire and certainly not a certain vampire hunter named after a famous Portuguese footballer.
* Koi Yoshinaga (Slow Loop): She might look and sound enthusiastic and even slacking, but she plays the big sister role than both the main characters.

 

Worst 2022 Anime Character:

Cayna (Leadale No Daichi Nite)


Not only her character is overpowered but she is also so imposing. Especially the way she mistreats her adult children the slightest they do wrong as she thinks. She should have just stayed dead and not reincarnated in this game world where she once had a player killer reputation too! OMFG!!! Why is she the main character of this anime???!!! How can you not f*cking hate her?!

Other notable mentions:
* Mizuha Miyama (Mahou Tsukai Tai): I hate it when somebody use their boobs as a sign of authority…
* Ares Srowa (Shin No Nakama Ja Nai To Yuusha No Party Wo Oidasareta Node Henkyou De Slow Life Suru Koto Ni Shimashita): Apparently they want us to hate this dickhead character real hard. They did a good job then.
* Labilia Christy (Edens Zero): F*ck this spoilt B-cuber just because she thinks she is hell of a famous!
* Chateau Dankworth (Koroshi Ai): She’s supposed to be an assassin but gets cornered like a cat…
* Carla (Kono Healer Mendokusai): Somehow I just can’t stand her. Sure, her insults are supposed to be funny and oooh, she’s supposed to be in love with Alvin, but it all hits a nerve with me.
* Akari Tokitou (Shokei Shoujo No Virgin Road): Thicc retarded girl so selfish, wants undivided attention and causing more problems for her assassin partner. Fifth Major Human Error if you ask me.

 

Weirdest 2022 Anime Character:

Smiley (Black Rock Shooter: Dawn Fall)

Initially I was reluctant to put in this category because well, a lot of anime characters would definitely fall in here! It will be a hell long of a list then! Do you not agree that many are just weird? But I had to since I need to mention the weirdest of them all. That’s right. This anatomical model is so peculiar (to a creepy point as well) as he goes around with a mission to f*ck all women until they die! Loneliness? Perversion? I know you’ll never want to have a sex doll looking like this!

Other notable mentions:
* Rindou (Kunoichi Tsubaki No Mune No Uchi): Imagine someone would rather drop her pants rather than show her cute feminine face to prove she is female…
* Cheko (Pugyuru): What the f*ck is this creature impersonating as a maid???!!!

There you have it, people. This year having a slightly longer list with a lot of mentions because not only the anime industry is getting back by churning out loads of anime pre-Corona virus era, also because there were many that I was conflicted and in a dilemma to whether put it on this list. You know me, I’m such a big on-the-fence sitter as many shows fall within my huge I-guess-this-is-okay category. Nevertheless I decided to put it down here and write my sentiments of it for immortality! Yeah! So let’s hope next year will bring a lot more better quality animes and not just copycats, reboots, remakes, retellings and sequels. I know it feels like a bridge too far and my guts already screaming that will not be the case but as human, I can only hope. And then fall for the same mistake. Again. Viva anime forever!!!

Soredemo Ayumu Wa Yosetekuru

24 December, 2022

Are you tired with all the girl teasing-cum-bullying boy themes? Now it’s time for the guy to get back at the girl. Somewhat. Because Soredemo Ayumu Wa Yosetekuru has our titular character having a major crush on his fellow shogi club captain. However he cannot confess to her until he beats her in a fair game of shogi. Did I also mention he sucks big time in that game? Well, it is going to take a while then… In the meantime, she tries to tease him and all to look cool as his senpai but that often backfires and leaves her red in the face. Boy, are we going to have lots of such teasing fun. I wonder if those are legal shogi moves…

Episode 1
Urushi Yaotome once again beats newbie Ayumu Tanaka in shogi. She teases him that he has a crush on her because he knows nothing about shogi but yet joins the club that only has her as a member. Plus, did he just call her cute?! She tries reverse psychology that she’ll hug him if he admits it but he brushes it off that she is disrupting his focus. Who is red faced now? In actuality, Ayumu does like Urushi. However until he beats her in a game of shogi, only then he will confess to her. Oh well, looks like that will be on hold since he loses again. She tries to throw him off again by calling him handsome but baulks at that embarrassing idea. Later she heard some guy trying to recruit Ayumu into the kendo team for some tournament. Looking worried? Then when they meet, it is obvious she is fretting about it so he assures her he turned down that offer. Relieved now? In the club, Urushi lights up after receiving a text from a friend. She invited her to join and she said yes. Oh, Ayumu looking dejected. He starts ‘attacking’ her if she even needs this club to be official. Can’t it stay as it is? It’s fine now, right? When her friend turns up, she immediately quits because she just found a boyfriend. Oh, Ayumu looking relieved. Not so for Urushi. Disappointed, she wonders if he will leave if he too gets a girlfriend. Well, he’ll stay at the club even longer. Because he wants to play shogi with her forever! Does that sound like a confession? Well, he still loses the game… When Urushi is skipping out on the PE period, Ayumu comes to hang out with her. Talk about all those clumsy embarrassing moments. How the f*ck he knows?! I guess cheering her up like her smile is cute is making it worse so I guess this ‘motivates’ her to get back to class. When Ayumu does some invincible move strategy, Urushi laughs her ass off because it is actually a weak one. She apologizes for this rudeness but instead he thanks her for being able to see her cute smile! As she tries to explain the weakness of the strategy, he can’t understand it from his perspective so he goes to sit next to her to have a better view. Guess who’s getting conscious now? When it is raining after school, Ayumu suggests sharing an umbrella. Although she has hers, she thinks of getting back at him she won’t mind if he insists. He doesn’t. Backfired. And so she shares his umbrella. Still embarrassed and all, she doesn’t mind doing it again in the future.

Episode 2
Sports day. Ayumu making a killing and winning every game he participates in while Urushi fumbles all the way. I don’t think this is comedy time… Urushi’s best friend, Maki thinks both of them are quite close and as expected of Urushi’s reaction, she brushes it off. Maki is so considerate that for the 3-legged race, she opts out so that Ayumu can race together with Urushi. Worried about their height difference may be the stumbling block, Ayumu points out to his childhood friends are also in this race, Takeru Kakuryu and Sakurako Mikage. Therefore height won’t be a worry. I suppose it must be their teamwork then because they keep tripping. The final race is a relay. Urushi couldn’t hear Maki’s encouragement but Ayumu’s one did get to her. Even if Urushi loses a lot of ground, in the end as Ayumu as the anchor makes up for it all. To add spice to this relay, the anchor must do a scavenger hunt. Maki teases Urushi that Ayumu might have to bring someone he loves back. What if he picks her? Flustering Urushi denies so but don’t look now because here he is to pick her up! He carries her like a princess to the finish line and wins it! So the thing he has to bring back is something cute. The judges allow it and their whole team cheer for their victory. Not sure how Urushi feels because she thinks she is being treated like an object… Meanwhile Takeru is stuck because he possibly can’t bring back his crush! Takeru and Sakurako are in library duty. The latter hypnotizing the former just to get a book for her so she doesn’t have to get up. Ayumu comes by to ask Takeru to be a member of the shogi club (since Urushi would be happy if her club is official – they need 4 members in total). At first Takeru declines since he won’t be able to walk back with Sakurako but she hypnotizes him to join. And then tells him not to go to its club activities because he’ll be a third wheel. So how? Be a ghost member. You should see the relief in Ayumu’s face. Later Ayumu tells Urushi about their new member and her face lights up with happiness. Oh Ayumu, you don’t have to go so far to do sacrifices to make her happy. They eat taiyaki to celebrate and she thinks of teasing him with an indirect tease. But he plays cool and it backfires on her. Then they play shogi as Ayumu describes Takeru without giving so much about his reason to join as a ghost member. When Ayumu tries to talk about his feelings, Urushi gets the wrong idea he is talking about the shogi pawn piece (since it is the same writing as his name). This makes her try to cheer him up by saying she loves Ayumu (the pawn) but soon panics and flusters like hell over this confusion before rushing off home. Cute.

Episode 3
Urushi has a new hairstyle. So why isn’t Ayumu noticing?! I guess she shakes her head long enough until he notes about her hairstyle and how cute she is. Backfired. Takeru then comes in to officially introduce himself. Ayumu has him play a game with Urushi just to have a feel. Sure you won’t get jealous? But soon Sakurako is not pleased that he didn’t show up at the library and hypnotizes him to go back. Then she reminds him he is getting in their way and their job is just to support them. Are you sure? I’m sure that’s not the main reason why she wants him back… Takeru then asks if she is in love with someone. Nope. Disappointed?! She asks the same. Of course he is in love with her but can’t say that. So he says no too. If he finds someone, please tell her so she can support him. He also tells the same to her but she say that won’t happen because she prefers to spend time with him. Get the hint? For the cultural festival, Urushi’s class will be selling yakisoba. You bet Ayumu wants to help because he requests her to date him to go around the festival grounds. Wow. He said it? Flustering Urushi thinks it is to recruit people. Yeah, we’ll go with that if she’s so embarrassed about this being called a date. Urushi’s yakisoba eventually sells out (Ayumu buying and eating lots of it himself and then forcing Takeru to buy the last few packs). Now their date can begin, right? Yeah, even Urushi now doesn’t mind this being called one. Then they stumble into Maki who thinks they’re on a date. Ayumu admits it is so Maki gets the hint and doesn’t want to interfere. Have fun on your first date, Urushi. A very embarrassed Urushi tells off Ayumu so what this is her first date. But he is instead so honoured that her first date goes to him. Creepy. Then they go to the haunted house helmed by Takeru’s class. Sakurako goes to warn Takeru not to scare them so much. But as she hides with him, Takeru can’t handle this close proximity and bursts out screaming. This scares the sh*t out of Urushi! Sakurako not pleased… Not my fault! Outside they take a breather and Ayumu luckily has a portable shogi set to calm her down. Ayumu gets jealous when Urushi keeps calling Takeru by his first name. Well, she was just following his lead. He too wants to be called by his first name. She does so and because of his creepy happy reaction, she’ll never do it ever again. I guess he blew it.

Episode 4
Ayumu walks into the clubroom and finds Urushi not in. Actually she is hiding in the box and waiting to scare him to get back at all those embarrassing times. Also, Ayumu knows she is hiding there and when he realizes she wants to surprise him, he’ll play along. So when Urushi pops out, Ayumu’s scream is scary enough to scare the sh*t out of her! No more jump scares! As they clean the place, Urushi feeling a bit cold so he puts he in a box. Like a stray kitten? When the teacher gives a fluorescent light to be replaced (huh?! Since when schools have such good service?), Urushi insists on changing it despite she can’t reach it. Ayumu then asks if she really wants to get her club official because this room holds a lot of memories for them. That’s why he wants to keep playing shogi with her to make as many memories as he can. Later Urushi suspects Ayumu of bringing some DVDs. He insists but his shady actions indicate it might be something naughty. Obviously they’re not on the same page as he explains the stuff in his bag. Eventually he reveals it as some horror movie. March of a 100 Million Zombies?! Relieved? Disappointed? Because this is the last game of the year, Ayumu feels depressed. She motivates him by playing a handicap game. He is invigorated with this so Urushi fears he will ask her out for Christmas if he wins. In the end, Ayumu wins. Finally, first win! Now she braces herself for the Christmas date when Ayumu is actually summoning up to confess to her. Suddenly the teacher comes in to take the trash! WTF?! WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS?! Oh well… When they walk home, Ayumu finally confesses… He wants to get good enough so he can beat her in a fair game. That is all. Relieved? Disappointed? I’m sure it’s the latter for Ayumu because he got no balls to confess and chickened out. Urushi and Maki are visiting the shrine on New Year. They bump into Ayumu who wants to join them. Maki of course lets them be together and goes off herself. So the duo go around doing the usual stuffs. Ayumu paying big money into the donation box to get his wish come true! His wish? For her wish to come true. I guess having the good luck fortune reading wasn’t enough. Yeah, he (and she as well) is going to need all the luck he can get.

Episode 5
Ayumu getting close enough to kiss Urushi? You bet that is just a dream from her! And no doubt her first dream of the year?! What does this mean?! Later Urushi stumbles into Ayumu at the bookstore. They buy some books before heading to an okonomiyaki place Urushi knows to eat. The old guy there might be mean but he’s actually a nice fellow. He doesn’t like it that Urushi likes to play her shogi here but he still allows it. After all, he and her grandpa were friends (though, he would love to deny that). Ayumu gets to learn a lot of embarrassing things Urushi did here as a kid. Definitely worth the money. On the way home, Ayumu thought he stumbled into a stray cat but it turns out to be Urushi’s pet cat, Kin. What is he implying that Kin looks like her? Urushi gets jealous when Kin takes a liking for Ayumu. Then as it hops off him and onto her, she loses balance. He catches her. Their face close enough. That’s as close as they can get for today. Today must be Ayumu’s happiest day as he got to know a lot of things he doesn’t know about her. Not that Urushi is happy about it… Now we take a detour as we see Takeru and Sakurako watching a movie at the cinema together. Sakurako is obviously elated as her favourite book has been adapted. Over the course of her movie, Takeru is confused and can’t concentrate as Sakurako is mimicking the female lead’s actions on him like holding his hand and leaning on his shoulder. The final scene is a kissing scene. Oh my. Will she do it?! Looks like she is about to when WTF the male lead dies and sprouts into a tree?! Oh well. Sakurako wonders if the movie adapted the kiss scene, would he like it? Sheepishly he says yes. Obviously. Late that night, Urushi gets a thank you message from Ayumu. She wants to call him but panics upon realizing the implications of it. This has her accidentally enable a video call. So they talk about stuffs and dreams. Urushi lying she hasn’t had her first dream of the year. Yeah, Ayumu confident he can dream about her! Ayumu also notes this feels like they’re sharing the same bed together. Trying to put funny thoughts in her head? Somehow she agrees with him but realizes he has fallen asleep. WTF?! With his video call on?! She ends it but now finds it hard to sleep.

Episode 6
It’s Valentine’s Day. You know what this means, right? As expected, Urushi is nervous like hell. And even more pressure when she hears random girls being nervous of giving chocolates to their crushes. Of course she acts like nothing. In school, Maki scatters her chocolates for everybody. Of course she teases Urushi about giving one to Ayumu. The pro then tells her not to do it so easily and needs to create and atmosphere and make her guy sweat. Easier said than done. Meanwhile Sakurako gives her chocolates to Takeshi and Ayumu. When Ayumu hints about getting a chocolate from Urushi, Takeru wants to support and help him. So Sakurako has to threaten him not to go if he wants his chocolate back. Urushi waits as she practises to give her chocolate. When he comes in, she can tell he is nervous as hell. Of course she is nervous too and waiting for the right moment. When he puts the shogi board away, she thinks of sneaking into his bag. She fails. Busted. Since it has come to this stage, she gives it to him. Happy Valentine’s Day. As expected, happy Ayumu will forever treasure it. Since Ayumu is studying for the tests, Urushi is sad this means no club activities for a while. She thinks she doesn’t need to study much and it’ll be a breeze. Doesn’t matter to Ayumu if she has good or bad grades, she’ll always be cute! WTF?! She offers to tutor him but since the library is full, they sit with Takeru and Sakurako. Urushi trying to tease Ayumu by getting close to him and all. Then she observes Sakurako doing the same to Takeru and asks Ayumu if they’re dating. Ayumu isn’t sure but to Urushi, those actions clearly shows Sakurako has a crush on Takeru so how can you not say they’re not dating! This is when Urushi realizes her own actions amounted to the same. She gets embarrassed and keeps her distance now. After the exams, Urushi is happy shogi is back in business. Ayumu then gives his White Day present for her. After all the usual flustering, Urushi thinks it is time for shogi but Ayumu apologizes. He answered in the wrong column and failed his tests so he has to attend remedial classes. This means shogi will have to wait till tomorrow. The wait is like forever to Urushi…

Episode 7
New school term is here. When Urushi says she is hoping for someone to be in the same class, Ayumu feels sad. Despite in different grades, Urushi points out they are still in the same class number. This means they can be on the same team for sports day. This makes Ayumu happy. And he’ll carry her for the scavenger hunt again! Not that! As the shogi club members get ready to recruit members, this has Ayumu remembers how he joined a year ago. With Takeru, they were ready to go join the kendo club but a flyer of the shogi club came flying into Ayumu’s face. With Urushi apologizing for this, Ayumu was smitten by her beauty. Love at first sight. Instantly he joined her club. As the club recruitment is going on at full force, once again Urushi forgot the paperweight and her flyers go flying. Luckily they are all gracefully caught by Rin Kagawa. When she sees Ayumu and Takeru, she is glad to see her seniors again. Apparently they went to the same middle school. As the guys call Urushi their senpai, Rin thinks she has found her destination and signs up to join the club. This brings utmost joy to Urushi. We’ve reached the target! However when Rin realizes this is not the kendo club, she retracts her application. WHAT?! Did you not see the shogi club sign?! She then wants Urushi to return her seniors to her. WHAT?! CAN SHE?! Oh boy. Just when she is here to recruit more members, there is this danger of her losing them! Rin wants Ayumu to duel with her and if she wins, Ayumu must quit this club and join kendo. Ayumu agrees. Uhm, so nobody is going to be the witness of their fight? Obviously Urushi is feeling down as she thinks back of all the fun times with Ayumu. Hence even if it is her dream to get more members and be an official club, it would mean nothing if Ayumu isn’t in it. Am I overthinking there is more to that? When she enters the dojo, the match is over. Ayumu trolls us by apologizing. Did he lose? Apologizing because he interrupted Urushi’s recruitment drive. But don’t worry, he won. I’m sure Urushi is so relieved even if they didn’t get new members at the end of that day. But what’s this? Rin is joining because she lost? Everyone so shock that they’re lost for words.

Episode 8
Urushi wonders if Rin isn’t happy joining the club since she refuses to address her as club president. Rin then plays her first shogi with Ayumu. And wins! Now that gives her the right to boss him around as she faces Urushi. Urushi fears if she loses, could this mean her club presidency is over too? At first Urushi might look like she is losing but eventually makes a comeback. Now Rin is impressed and calls Urushi her president. She won’t for Ayumu, though. Because he lost. Yeah, you can tell the way she addresses and treat others whether she beats or loses to them. Now Rin wants to become Urushi’s errand girl. Ayumu can tell this is going to happen so he steps in. Yeah, he wants to be her errand boy! As they argue, Maki comes by and sees what is going on. She then claims that she is also a shogi club member and better than Urushi. Lies! But wow. Rin takes the bait and now looks up to her. All that without any trial? Urushi and Ayumu are in the clubroom alone and as usual, Ayumu making her blush. To get back at him, she tries to say he is handsome but fails. Also Rin enters the same time and interrupted the whole thing. Later Rin confronts Urushi and asks if she has a crush on Ayumu! Of course she denies so Rin realizes she got it reversed. Urushi wouldn’t mind if that’s the case but looks like Rin is gone. Now she confronts Takeru about this. He wonders if she is mad because he quit kendo for his crush. Actually, Rin is disappointed he is a coward for not telling his feelings to her despite loving her so much. She now goes to tell that failure of a man about this. Flashback during their kendo days, Rin lost to Ayumu. She continued practising harder to get stronger. Looks like she has this policy that if she beats her senpai, she can confess her love. Hmm… Sounds pretty familiar… However the surprising part is that she wants to train him so he can be good at his game and confess to his crush. She starts her intense training but Ayumu still doesn’t get it (maybe he really has no talent?). When Ayumu gets to play Urushi to test, Urushi panics seeing how close Rin is to Ayumu. Don’t let that distract you from the game… In the end, Urushi beats him flat. Maki then pops up as the preparations for hanami is ready. All the friends enjoy this outing as Urushi thanks Ayumu for letting her dream come true. Then she trolls us by making it look like she wants to kiss him for gratitude but it is just to pick the petal of his head. Ayumu says he thought she was going to hug him and this makes her fluster like hell. I wonder if this distraction caused Takeru to lose to Rin in shogi. Looks like somebody else got demoted…

Episode 9
Urushi looks so happy when Ayumu asks her to hang out with him for the Golden Week holidays. Turns out it’s going to be a gathering of the shogi club to do something fun. Oh Urushi, why you looking so disappointed?! Takeru gets invited too. He invites Sakurako to join but she won’t. In exchange, she’ll have him accompany her on another day. And looks like that day is to find a four leaf clover for her bookmark? What are the chances? Oh right. Lucky boy Takeru finds one! So happy he trips and falls over her? Is this lucky? As Urushi waits for the rest to arrive, Maki and her friends bump into her. They tease her about the date she is going on until Urushi reveals her disappointment that this isn’t really one. Poor girl. Then she meets up with the rest as they hang out at the arcade centre. Let’s just say Urushi sucks at all the games and some even making an embarrassment out of herself. Then there’s an odd shooting game with shogi theme that Urushi enjoys. Once that is done, it is time for air hockey doubles. Urushi and Ayumu team up against Rin and Takeru. Once again, Urushi sucks so hard she can even score an own goal. Ayumu’s suggestion of a solid defence is only making her fluster due to their close proximity. In the end, don’t even know how Urushi loses her paddle and even lets in a weak Takeru’s shot. So losers have to pay for drinks. The duo then decide to take a detour as they have fun at the photo booth, taking all sorts of weird poses. When they return, Rin and Takeru have their fun at some macho koala crane game and looks like they think they got lucky with the rare finds. Round 2 of air hockey, anyone? In school, Takeru gives this lucky macho koala to Sakurako. Then she makes the big reveal that a boy just confessed to her. Though, she hasn’t give him her answer yet. Oh no. What will Takeru do? He is contemplating about Sakurako’s happiness when she asks about the meaning of love. He describes them and hence she is now certain. That is why she will turn down that boy. Takeru notices her looking a bit flushed but she shares some of that good luck with him, making him now flushed all over.

Episode 10
After saving Urushi from a truck splashing puddle onto her, she takes Ayumu back to her home for some dry clothes. This shirt belongs to her dad as he learns he is an author but when asked about if he is good at shogi, she avoids the subject. Then father returns. So this big caveman is him? When Ayumu introduces himself, Urushi panics. She instead says he is her boyfriend and takes him away! SAY WHAT?! At the okonomiyaki place, Ayumu asks the uncle if Urushi doesn’t get along with her dad. Apparently they do. This has Urushi reveal that her dad once played shogi and wanted to be a pro. Of course he failed and soon quit. Hence Urushi made up that boyfriend thingy because dad hated shogi and he doesn’t even know she is in the club. Ayumu introducing himself may have given that away. When dad is here to pick up Urushi home, Ayumu requests a shogi duel with him. If Ayumu wins, dad must listen to what Urushi has to say. Dad agrees but despite playing an 8 piece handicap, he still beats Ayumu! Ayumu won’t give up and requests for another game. Dad will not allow this. This marriage of theirs. Eh? What? Dad was under the impression the duo were going to get married due to their serious looks and was even prepared Urushi is pregnant! OMFG! Dad hears out Urushi that she is in a shogi club. Then mom comes by. Wow, she wants them to get married as soon as possible, huh? Dad then gives Urushi his blessing to do whatever she wants. Uhm, that was easy. That is when mom reveals the truth about dad ‘hating’ shogi. In fact, he actually loves shogi. When grandpa and dad were playing, Urushi sided with grandpa. Dad lost and Urushi commented how much dad sucked. His pride took a beating and he gave up shogi for a while. Hence dad has been sulking on this issue for 10 years! Urushi is so glad over this dumb reason, she gives out a heartily laughter. Though, she thanks Ayumu without his intervention, she would never have gotten the courage to tell dad about all this. Dad of course doesn’t think himself as that good in shogi. Just that Ayumu sucks a lot. But since Urushi trusts him, he can’t be a bad guy.

Since Urushi will be away for 4 days for a class trip, how is her absence going to impact Ayumu? Not good. You can obviously see that he is going depressed already by making blatant shogi mistakes. Rin assures that she will train him so hard that he will forget that senpai has been gone for 4 days. When she returns, he can show off how much he has improved. Urushi along with Maki and her friends then shop for clothes. Didn’t count shopping for lingerie, eh? What was it that Urushi said about taking pictures of her in new clothes? THIS DOES NOT COUNT! The night before Urushi’s trip, Ayumu goes to see her to give her a charm. She learns he was hanging out with Rin the whole day. Feeling jealous? She invites him to come in (to play shogi) but he declines, fearing he won’t stop playing. She teases him for being lonely and he admits it, putting a damper on her teasing. Urushi tries to eke out that she will miss him too but changes the subject that she will get him a souvenir. You bet he’ll treasure it for the rest of his life like a family heirloom.

Episode 11
As Ayumu takes shogi lessons from Rin, Urushi and her friends have their fun at Kyoto. Hope the deer don’t rape her… A bit of fanservice as we see the ladies taking a bath and talking about boobs. We all know how flat Urushi is so they try to cheer her up by letting her touch voluptuous Maki? Maki really hoping for it… Then they pester her for the things she has done with Ayumu. Nothing much but it still excites them. Hence their plan will be to tour sites that would fulfil love. That tour proceeds as normal and that night when Urushi can’t sleep and plays shogi alone, Maki goes to join her. Of course she can’t leave Ayumu out from the talk so Urushi wonders why she is so interested in this. It brings Maki happiness to see Urushi experience her first love. Of course Urushi denies. Maki is willing to help support them so please do tell her if anything happens. So now Maki’s like her mom? Once done, Urushi sends a text to Ayumu. Speaking of him, he is still having shogi lessons over the phone with Rin. Rin confirms that he still wants to go ahead with the confession once he beats Urushi. Because he really loves her. So is Rin feeling in a bind on what to do with her feelings? Ayumu then sees Urushi’s message and gets motivated. Next day, Maki ‘threatens’ to send a pic of Urushi with her face smeared with bean paste to a certain someone if she doesn’t spill the beans on last night. This forces Urushi to confess that Ayumu will call her tonight. So when that time comes, the girls set her up and put ideas in her mind about love confession and all. The denial is still strong. Urushi waits patiently for that call…

Episode 12
Ayumu keeps his promise and calls. Urushi panicking because their talk is going the way as Maki predicted. Something about some romantic sense if they talk about the moon… Urushi twists some words so it didn’t turn out exactly as that. Then they play shogi over the phone. Man, this is going to kill their battery and data… On the last day of the school trip, Urushi accidentally bumps into someone and unknowingly drops Ayumu’s charm. Shopping for souvenirs, Maki bugs her for last night’s details. Urushi is happy that Ayumu has gotten better in his shogi game. Maki so disappointed! As Rin continues to train Ayumu, she wonders what he will do if he can’t beat Urushi. Don’t worry. He’ll try until he can or at least make sure he has no regrets. Rin is worried because a friend of hers did something similar but regretted it. Oh, I think I know who she is talking-cum-hinting! Look at that sad face… Yeah, she claims her friend has gotten over it already. I think not! As Urushi and co are about to leave, she realizes Ayumu’s charm is missing. Oh my. Have to go back and look! Fortunately she finds it. You mean nobody picked it up?! Or did nobody pass this place?! And then… A cat steals it! WTF?! It leads her to some place until Urushi manages to scare it off and reclaim her charm. This unnecessary drama could be a blessing in disguise. At least for Urushi as she gets to see a beautifully bloom sakura tree. And just having enough time to return to her friends. Then she confides with Maki that she realizes she is in love with Ayumu. Uhm, wrong person to confess but okay. Maki so happy that this trip wasn’t ruined! Best souvenir for her! Urushi returns and gives her club members souvenirs. Especially shogi pieces that have their name on it. She brags about having the same matching pair with Ayumu then gets embarrassed about it. Seriously, did she not see this coming? Takeru then passes Sakurako’s souvenir. He drops his. Both try to pick it up at the same time. Sakurako trolls us if she kissed him. Now we see Ayumu’s big match with Urushi. He win! OMG! HE DID IT!!! Rin then leaves to give them some personal space. However we’ll soon know there won’t be any confession since this is a handicap game. Yeah, he has gotten much better at least. Urushi starts to worry if he beats her, will he lose interest in her and not play shogi anymore? Because shogi is all that she has. He assures her that even if he becomes better than her, he will still want to play with her every day. After all, she hates to lose. Feel better? Smug Urushi tells him to say that only when he has beaten her. Well technically he has. On the flustering game, that is.

Pawn Takes Queen…
So as long as Ayumu doesn’t beat Urushi in a fair match, it doesn’t count. Oh good. With this loophole, he can stay with her longer and also a good way to measure his improvements. After all, it would suck and look bad for Ayumu because each time when he challenges Urushi to a fair game with no handicaps, then he loses big time, it’s going to be pretty demoralizing. I know it won’ be enough for him to give up but it just won’t look good for him to each time play and then always lose. Like, do you even practice? So start small with a handicap match and when he makes small improvements over time, only then he can make the real challenge. All for a confession. Crazy things people would do, eh?

There isn’t a specific story or plot for a series like this. Random shenanigans of the characters. The whole goal for Ayumu is of course to confess to Urushi and we have been made to know that fact from early on. Because it won’t be easy as hell and that the series would have been a short one had things gone Ayumu’s way, that is why for a dozen episodes we see them play shogi or do other stuffs like hanging out with each other. This gives more credibility to our main couple so when the time comes for Ayumu to truly confess to Urushi for real, it is going to be legitimate. After all the great times that they have spent together and building up to this moment, do you not think such confession is legit? Rather than just whizzing and rushing through everything, if a confession was done like that, I think to us viewers it would lack a whole lot of sincerity and believability. So as frustrating as it sounds, as impatient as we are in wanting them to just get over this hurdle and become an official pair, we must always remember that it takes time to nurture love. That’s right. Hence this status quo will continue to remain. I’m sure Ayumu can still confess to her even after she graduates, right? I don’t think he set a deadline or time limit…

Initially, I was making personal jokes how this series could be set in the same universe as Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san since the vibes are somewhat pretty similar and Urushi having that trademark forehead girl design. Well, the jokes on me. Because I soon found out that both series were written by the same author! Oh damn. I wonder if they are trying to promote this guy because last season we have an adaptation of a group of ninja girls living in the remote mountains who are curious about men, and in the season before that, the third season of Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san. Not sure which manga of his will be animated next season but I’ll have to wait and see. Therefore if I see any main female character with high forehead area, I’m going to jump and assume this series is by this same dude.

So if you like the same formula that repeats itself in every episode, you’re going to feel very much at home here too. Because the main charm of the series is to see Urushi’s flustering reaction, right? Because it just makes her damn cute, right? A breath of change from always watching cool cat Takagi tease panic panda Nishikata. So now it is poker face Ayumu’s turn to turn the tables and unnerve little kitty Urushi. If you don’t find this formula boring, you’re going to love this series. Otherwise, it is more of the same thing day in and day out. Oh you know, Urushi thinks she wants to show off as a cool senpai and tries to say stuffs about love just to see his reaction. But then it always backfires since she didn’t think that far ahead and so it is she who is reacting instead. And you would think she would learn something or two after being with him for so long. But I guess I have to look on the positive side that as his senpai, she has her own pride and sometimes she thinks she really can turn the tables on him. Got to give her points for trying and even more points for giving us the cute flustering reaction in return. Never change, Urushi. Never change. We love you just the way you are.

Either you will the dynamism of relationship as cute or a big bore. Because like I said, it is more or less the same thing. It might seem repetitive that they’re doing this over and over again but if you look at it on a bigger picture, it all adds up and helps build their bond. Because you do notice how Urushi is slowly not having qualms about being with him and at times she was this close in confessing that she actually loves him. We know she is but that’s why it frustrates us even further when the waiting continues. So the whole thing has been one big psycho experience for Urushi. All she wanted was a club member to make her shogi club official. She relies on him. With so much backfiring, it messes with her mind. Unconsciously, she might start to think that perhaps she is in love with him after all. But pride and plot convenience says it’s not there yet and thus rinse and repeat the cycle. You get the point. One day, using the club member excuse isn’t going to be valid anymore… But now that she realizes she is in love with him, the question is will she do the confession first? If so, it throws Ayumu’s tactics into disarray. Wow, I tried hard to beat you but suddenly you confess to me! Okay, still gonna play and beat you so that I will be worthy of your love! Yeah. I think that is how Ayumu will think along those lines!

I have to wonder if Ayumu having this poker face of his, is he born this way. It’s a good weapon against Urushi’s teasing. Sometimes when you think he sounds disappointed or depressed from the things that Urushi does or says, he is actually very happy about it. Yes, this guy’s reaction is so different that it throws you off. No wonder Urushi is always victim to it all. My other conspiracy theory is that maybe he is as good a shogi player as Urushi or even better. Because of his poker face, he can also mask and pretend to be a bad shogi player. So why this disservice if his goal is to confess to her? Well, if that happens and they do start dating, it might be a different ball game. Hence the current status quo of him getting to be with her is good enough for the time being. I mean, it’s not like it’s over when they graduate high school, right? They can still see each other in college or even when they are as working adults. High school life comes only once so might as well enjoy this as it is. I know this is a far-fetched theory since the honesty in Ayumu’s shogi moves reflects the honesty of his heart and actions as well. But who knows… He does have a poker face after all…

So as not to make this series entirely a big bore, hence other supporting characters to amuse us. It’s another funny case for Takeru and Sakurako. We can definitely tell they like each other but the other do not think the other knows. The case of being right under their noses. You can obviously tell from Sakurako’s actions that all her actions are done for Takeru’s sake. Yes, she is another monotonous character, an overlapping poker face character with Ayumu. Of course she does it in a roundabout way and not being direct so I can’t blame Takeru for being confused and in the dark if she loves him back. Yeah, he doesn’t get the hint. It’s no open secret that Ayumu likes Urushi but Takeru lacks tact and that’s why Sakurako is always around to put a leash on him to prevent him from doing something irreversibly dumb. But to go as far as to hypnotize him? So why not hypnotize him to love her always? Nah. Too easy. Better to come straight from his heart than some illusionary tool. Rin is introduced late but I can’t help feel that she might provide some love triangle later on as it is hinted that she too might have feelings for Takeru. Yeah, that kendo stint thingy. She might not be the best poker face character and she has more serious looks on her face. She’s only helping him to achieve his goal because it’s only right to want the one you love to be happy. How sweet. I think. Perhaps she indeed has already given up seeing how much support and shogi training she has given him. And long as she can see his happy (poker) face, that’s enough for her.

Last but not least, Maki. Urushi’s best friend which somewhat brings a mysterious vibe to me. Because we don’t even know her surname! What if she exists as an imaginary friend for Urushi! Nah. She interacted with so many people so scrap that idea. Anyway, Maki being the other person who often teases Urushi and pushing her to realize her feelings for Ayumu. Just like us, she finds more entertainment in watching the love drama of others rather than experiencing love herself. Urushi’s cute flustering is the payment she receives. I mean, Maki isn’t such a bad looking girl and I’m sure she has got a few admirers too. We just don’t see them because this series focuses on somebody else. So what’s this about Maki being happy when Urushi finds happiness? What is she? Her guardian angel? Holy sh*t. What if it’s that?! Maki could be a reincarnated grandma of Urushi watching over her. I THINK I BETTER STOP WITH THIS BASELESS NONSENSE!!!

Despite its shogi theme, sorry folks, there is not any shogi strategies you can learn here. Nothing. It’s just a theme used for this romantic comedy. That’s all. So if you really want to learn some shogi and be inspired to become a professional shogi player, 3-gatsu No Lion would do a better job (sorry folks, Ryuuou No Oshigoto feels more like loli fest than proper shogi). Yeah, until this day I still keep forgetting how a gold general and a silver general moves! Oh heck, I think I even forgot the move sets for all the other pieces as well! Yes people, be amazed I once tried to learn shogi myself via online but with nobody to guide let alone play with me, I guess I’ve given back all to the internet. Such tragedy. But anyway, we’re here not to play shogi, right?

Art and animation are pretty standard. Overall it feels simplistic and with the bright colours and all, making the series look a bit cartoonish. The character designs look familiar to Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san and Kunoichi Tsubaki No Mune No Uchi because as said, created by the same author. So if you’re wondering what happens when Nishikata is more mature and less panicky, Ayumu is your answer. The same case when Takagi shows more emotions than ever but her trademark high forehead remains, that’s how Urushi was conceived. Of course other character designs aren’t just cut and paste since Rin feels like a combo of Mina and Sanae while Sakurako has almost similar visual vibes from Houjou. This series is done by Silver Link (Hamefura, Non Non Biyori, Imouto Sae Ireba, Isekai Shokudou, Jahy-sama Wa Kujikenai, Strike The Blood).

For the voice acting, it’s nice to hear Kana Hanazawa as Maki because as a happy go lucky character, reminds me of the earlier days when I used to pigeonhole her as voicing retarded characters. Yeah, Maki’s liveliness in her voice brings back those nostalgic memories. Other seiyuus I recognized are only Sayaka Ohara and Fumihiko Tachiki as Urushi’s mom and dad respectively. The other casts are Kanna Nakamura as Urushi (main role debut), Youhei Azakami as Ayumu (Kuuya in Shiroi Suna No Aquatope), Hina Yomiya as Sakurako (Ginny in Shijou Saikyou No Daimaou Murabito A Ni Tensei Suru), Tsubasa Gouden as Takeru (Teruhiko Yukimura in Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi No Kyoushitsu E) and Haruna Mikawa as Rin (Tatsuki Mori in Assault Lily: Bouquet). The opening theme is Kakehiki Wa Poker Face by Kana Hanazawa. Wait. That was her?! It never occurred to me maybe because the music was louder. Or maybe I’m distracted with the weird dance Urushi and Ayumu were doing. Urushi looks cute but poker face Ayumu dancing? Uhm, weird. Oh heck, why am I giving excuses? Just not used to her singing voice. 50 Senchi by Kanna Nakamura as the ending theme, sounds pretty okay as an anime pop with the fanfare blaring in the background making it a live piece.

Overall, this is a simple, cute and funny show and if you like your romantic comedies this way (of the non-harem kind too) with teasing vibes like Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san, this one is right up your alley. It is also not too heavy or complicated on the love drama side so its light-heartedness is pretty easy even for casual viewers to jump in and enjoy. The numerous cute and adorable Urushi’s flustering reactions is your reward for sticking through with the series. Do you not enjoy seeing your girl putting up such facial expression? I bet that expression will be more awesome in bed. F*CK I JUST TRIED TO RUIN THE WHOLESOMENESS OF THIS ANIME! Distraction, end distraction… Uhm… So… To answer the series’ title of when Ayumu will make his move, he already did. But it’s a long journey and like they say, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Because the ball is now in Urushi’s court and so the question is when she will make hers. There. What’s your next move?

Isekai Meikyuu De Harem Wo

23 December, 2022

Admit it. You know why you’re here. With that kind of blatant title and the promotional poster that showcases a busty female character, it is obvious that we are checking this out because of the possible sex scenes, right? And so Isekai Meikyuu De Harem Wo is another one of those pseudo hentai anime titles gracing this particular season because what else is there to offer us by baiting us with a main character and his girls. Dungeons are a very dangerous place to go alone. That’s why you need to form a party but nobody said you can’t form one that consists entirely of girls, right? What a good way to double your party members as various character classes as well as sex slaves. Oops! But yeah, we know why and what we’re really here for, right?

Episode 1
What violent game Michio Kaga is playing. When he selects the next game, he is shocked to find himself in a stable. In fact, he thinks this VR game is so life-like. Suddenly bandits attack the village so Michio thinks he can handle it and kills most of them. Somara the village chief thanks him and would love to reward him with all the belongings of the bandits. However Michio notices that this particular bandana is an ordinary one and not having a thief’s properties. Since someone has switched it out, Somara will find the perpetrator. As Michio rests in his room, he is going to log out but realizes he can’t. It soon dawns to him he is stuck in this game world and now remembers the warning when he started this game. Can’t quit, huh? Now he starts to feel guilty of those he killed aren’t NPCs but real people. Next day, Somara has caught the thief. He asks Michio to exact his punishment but Michio leaves it to the village’s rules. Somara then has the thief’s Intelligence Card status turn into of a slave and will be sold off. Half its receipts will go to the victim and the other half to the slave’s family. He also passes Intelligence Cards of the bandits to Michio. Some of them may have bounties and he can claim them in the next largest town, Vale. Along with Somara’s assistant, Michio heads there and after the knight verifies, he is given his reward. Talk about being rude. Michio is then warned to not look at some of the areas in vale. Basically, a red light district. They head to Alan, master of a slave trading house to sell the slave. After parting ways, Michio realizes he knows nothing about this world so he goes back to Alan for some info but instead is offered to buy slaves. Yeah, this hot sexy wolf girl, Roxanne may be his type. Look at those jiggling boobs! Michio asks certain stuffs about owning a slaves so Alan assures him slaves cannot betray their masters or kill them until the day they die. If they do runaway, they will be demoted to bandits and it is unlikely their life will be better. Alan tries to sell Roxanne to him by claiming she consents to sex. Michio is of course tempted by this offer. He really wants her. Because if he lets this chance slip, some other filthy guy may get his hands on her boobs! No way for that! Even if Alan offers a very discounted price, it is still too much for Michio. However Alan can wait for 5 days for him to get the needed funds. With Roxanne gladly waiting for his return, you bet Michio is going to get that cash!

Episode 2
A possible glimpse of the future. We see a grownup Michio and his whores slaves harem returning to the town he first woke up with. Brings back memories, eh? Then he sees a young kid who looks so much like him. Mio his name, huh? Yeah, must be that one night stand in the stable many years back. Talking to him, Mio says his mom is still around while his dad died before he was born. Michio then gives him a sword to protect his mom. Michio and his harem return home. Back to present time, Michio has not gathered enough funds from his whatever jobs. He remembers Alan saying a labyrinth just opened near Vale, the reason why adventurers are flocking here. You know the drill. Some monsters drop rare items that can be sold for a high price. As Michio heads into the labyrinths and going through his list of professions, he experiments with his skillsets. He fights low level monsters named Needle Wood and learns about the trade-off between his HP and MP while using certain skills. After cutting down some of them, he returns to the guild to sell its branch. Not much money there. Yeah, it is going to take a lot more monsters and hours if he is going to make Roxanne his. So he returns to the dungeon next day to cut down more Needle Woods. All for Roxanne! When he thought he stumbles into a secret treasure room, turns out to be a monster den of Needle Woods! Low on MP and HP, Michio struggles his way through. In the end, not sure how but he cut them all down. Yeah, that bunch of twigs, can it even reach close to Roxanne’s price? On the way back, he sees a crowd gathering outside. A corpse of a bandit is found. Michio learns the bandits used to hang out in Vale but were chased out. That’s why they were attacking other small villagers. They think they might be back for revenge. Michio thinks it could be the knights or a rival organization. Realizing his left arm is chopped off because his Intelligence Card can be sold for a bounty, this makes Michio realize that if he is going to risk his life (and dick) for Roxanne, he needs to earn serious money. Yup. This means he is going to hunt bandits. So… Where’s this episode naughty fanservice???!!! Even if it had, feels so f*cking negligible!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

Episode 3
Going through his job list again and setting up the best possible combo, Michio visits the slums. Since bandits won’t show themselves in broad daylight and he can’t stand the stench, he will return again tonight. With a different scenery of the town, Michio stumbles into the red light district. Can he remain faithful to Roxanne? He then spots a bandit and follows him back to the slums. Overhearing him talk to his group about Hugo (the bandit leader he killed when he first arrived in this world), he decides to find out more info. If bandits operate like individual groups, his plan will work out smoother. That night, the hotel owner lets him in on a secret that the bandit’s corpse outside Vale wasn’t for revenge. The true story is that there was a leadership change in the group but the losing group got chased out. That dead bandit belonged to the winning faction but there are other groups targeting them too. Hence making it look like the work of banished bandits and using this chance to take them down. Soon Michio returns to the slums and talks to a bandit, claiming he will give this bandana if he can tell more info on Hugo. He explains Hugo was their boss but other factions joined forces to drive him out. Then he got killed. This guy is obviously trying to steal Michio’s bandana. Michio then burns it, causing him to panic. In his haste in trying to save it, Michio kills him. Michio then goes to where the other boss bandits are sleeping and silently slits their throats. Some noises were made so he manages to kill them and take some of their hands but had to escape because other bandits are coming in. Oh Michio, don’t you get any guilty feelings about having blood on your hands. You decided it was all for Roxanne, right?! But now his mind is panicking wondering if the knights will be suspicious of how he got their Intelligence Cards and all. No use thinking too much. Let’s sleep on it. Next day, he coolly gives the Intelligence Cards to a knight, claiming he had to kill them in self-defence. He is given his reward without a fuss. There. So easy. With enough money, he returns to Alan to get Roxanne. She’s all yours now. But what’s this? Roxanne wants to apologize? Oh, she doubted him once that he’ll come back to get her. That’s all. Yeah, thought it was a scam, huh? With that, Alan makes an official contract between them. Finally. Roxanne. All his!

Episode 4
Michio and Roxanne move into their own room. For starters, Michio gets permission to touch her ears. Damn, I thought that was part of her hair! Anyway, the excuse Michio gives is that he is not from around here so he doesn’t know what constitutes as normal. Read: I can do anything f*cking perverted onto you! HAHAHA!!! Noticing she is barefooted, he gives her a pair of sandals before taking her shopping for equipment and clothes. Yes, that includes shopping for undergarments. Then they go back home and it’s the part we’ve all been waiting for. Yeah. Time for skinship bonding, if you know what I mean. They start off with cleaning each other’s bodies. As expected, Michio can’t be satisfied with just looking at those ungodly tits. Under the pretence of wiping her body, she starts swiping those twin peaks. Definitely amazing, duh! Now that he has gotten this far, might as well go even further because he tells her to strip. Uh huh. Finally the part that we all have been waiting for! It took 4 episodes but here it is! SEX TIME!!! Yeah, he is going deep inside her! Best experience of his life. And there’ll be more to come. And just like that morning comes. I guess they can have another round tonight but it’s time to get serious and do some dungeon exploration.

Episode 5
Roxanne explains about Skill Crystals to Michio. Then there is this blacksmith job that only dwarves can do but she cautions him to not go along with that because many are shady and have ulterior motive. They will claim the blacksmith job failed but then sell it elsewhere to make a handsome profit. If all that is numbing your brain already, here, have some Roxanne fanservice as she wears a vest armour that makes her boobs go boing-boing! Yeah! This we understand! As they venture into the labyrinth together, Roxanne further explains to him about Magic Crystals that store power after each one you defeat. The colour changes depending on how many you kill. I guess this will save Michio from screwing himself over in future explorations, huh? Better buy one when they get back. After a good hunting, they return and they reward us with Michio petting Roxanne. Nothing heavy. More like warm up for later… And also, from all that talking, it looks like Michio gets he consent for sex. After purchasing Magic Crystals for themselves, they return to the labyrinth as once again Roxanne explains about labyrinths being living beings trying to lure adventurers and their deaths feed and expand it. That is why labyrinths expand upwards. The only way is to kill a labyrinth is to defeat the boss on every level and reach the highest floor. As they kill more monsters, Michio also unlocks new sets of skills and can also manage Roxanne’s stats. Because they don’t have any profession that heals, Roxanne notes to become one, you must defeat monsters with your bare hands. So they test it out in various and finally got it as Michio also assigns this monk job to Roxanne. Back home, it’s the part we’ve all been waiting for! Michio under the pretence of cleaning her, we all know it’s more than that, right? They’re going to get even sweatier than this! I hope they had a great sex last night because the next time they visit the labyrinth, they’re ready to take on the level boss.

Episode 6
So the first level’s boss is just some tougher Needle Wood? Yeah well, Michio is strong enough to best it so no worries. It drops some herb leaf in which Roxanne explains how it can be used to make medicine. Then before proceeding to the next floor, they experiment if they can return to the boss room again from the next floor. Apparently not. So they go fight the boss again and get more herbs. Making a few medicinal pills and selling them at the guild for some money. The duo then proceed to the second floor in which monsters are now in pairs. Roxanne explains about some multiplier that after certain floors, the number of monsters in a group doubles. So now they have to deal with Needle Wood and Green Caterpillar. Don’t worry, even if Michio gets trapped in the web, he still can kick ass. As they return to Vale, Michio ponders about the strategy to fight multiple monsters since he can’t use a spell for multiple targets. He might have to consider travelling to safer ones. When Michio spots a shady bandit spying outside Alan’s place, he goes to warn Alan about it. Alan doesn’t seem to be all that concerned. Well, in this line of business he is sure to have some enemies. However he thinks this might be connected to Michio. You see, the thief that was sold as a slave was bought recently bought yesterday by a couple of guys. They aren’t ordinary people as they have an interest in the thief’s bandana. Because he is no longer Alan’s property, he is free to move around in this place (his buyers claim to come back for him tomorrow). It is deduced he might unlock the doors and let his fellow bandits in tonight. Because Roxanne is worried about this place as there were a few who took care of her, Michio suggests Alan hire him as a bodyguard. He agrees and will pay him. He also gets to keep any equipment or Intelligence Card the bandits drop. They will meet again at early morning. Because we haven’t had any sex this episode, here is our very short passionate French kissing morning wakeup call. That’s it?! Michio and Roxanne go off the Alan’s place as he and his combat slaves wait for the bandits to make their move.

Episode 7
As the bandits are heard coming in and fighting has already begun, Michio spots a fleeing bandit taking refuge in a room. He thinks think of testing this dangerous Equivalent Exchange spell that could end in death if he has less HP than the enemy. He tests it out and it seems something happened. It leaves him drained and almost close to death. He regrets it being successful and thought it would have been better if it failed. When the rest come in, they see the bandit in some bloodied pulp. Alan thinks a self-destruct orb was used. Michio is glad nobody caught on to the spell he was using and further thanks his blessings that had he ran out of HP first, he would’ve ended up like that. In order to replenish his MP, Michio head to the labyrinth to fight some monsters and replenishes in no time. Since he has met some requirements to be a mage, he starts experimenting with different spells. He thinks of switching to using magic for combat since his primary goal is to protect Roxanne. Yeah, nobody serves him this good in bed! After defeating the second level’s boss, they head to the third floor and we’re introduced to kobolds. Uhm, they look like gremlins or goblins?! But they’re weak as hell. Having gathered enough experience for today, they head back. Michio notices someone advertising a one way trip to the next town, Quratar. Roxanne explains it’s like a stagecoach. So it’s like Michio’s teleportation? Because Quratar has a bigger labyrinth and hence more shops to serve adventurers, Michio takes a trip there so the next time he can just teleport there with Roxanne for free. Once that is done, they head home and bath and it’s the part we’ve all been waiting for. Yup, today’s reward for everything is another round of smoking hot sex. Worth every gold he bought her with, eh? Now if only he had a private home so he can f*ck every other time… One more for the road? Because the next day they head to Quratar. As adventurers must pay a fee to enter the labyrinth that is in the centre of the town, Roxanne suggests using his teleportation to avoid that. Sneaky now, aren’t we? I wonder if it’s the effects of the sex…

Episode 8
Michio and Roxanne look for some new weapons in a store in Quratar. Then they shop at the hardware store and since they are looking for a place to stay, the hardware store lady is also somewhat a real estate agent and the one in charge of this district in Quratar. She makes some recommendations and then brings them to the outskirts to have a look. It’s like Michio and Roxanne know this is going to be some sort of haggle so they try to reduce the price of the rent by stating its unkempt lawn, etc. She too tries to throw in some freebies but provided they buy something from her store. Michio takes a look inside and then tests his teleportation. It seems to work despite the lady saying it couldn’t because of some cement material. Once done, Michio agrees to rent this place. The duo then head back to the 3rd floor of Vale’s dungeon to test his new weapon. Works like a charm. Since this would be their last night at Vale’s inn, this is probably the excuse needed to engage in sex. Need to make one last memories of this place. After moving over to Quratar, Michio visits the labyrinth. He finds it has the same structure as in Vale but a lot more crowded. When no one is watching, he uses his teleportation. Now he can have free access without have to pay a single fee. Yeah, best things in life are free, no? Even more so when they’ve got their own place to say, they can even have daytime sex! Oh yeah, round 2 baby!!! Only, interrupted by those furniture movers! But don’t worry, they can continue where they left off at night. No one to interrupt them this time. Sex must be so much better with furniture than in an empty room, eh?

Episode 9
Wow we’re starting off with sex already? Oh well, there’ll be more time for that later because now they head in to explore Quratar’s dungeon. They fight the first level’s boss, a kobold that is so f*cking weak and slow! With kobolds occupying the next floor, I bet it gets pretty boring for them. So we see them in between doing dungeon exploring while tending to their household needs like planting a garden and Michio trying to get a big bathtub. Yes, must take his perversion to the next level! Rinse and repeat this process until one floor boss, Michio suddenly gets attacked since he let his guard down. I guess they want to troll us and wake us up from all the boredom so we see him trying to heal Roxanne while dealing with this sheep monster. Eventually they win. When they return home, just in time for the big bathtub to arrive via delivery. Michio fills it up with water and even uses his flames to make it hot. Then it’s experiment time as he uses soap to wash Roxanne’s body. Yeah, even getting poetry about how easy it is to wash her snow-capped mountain peaks! Then it’s Roxanne’s turn to be a little aggressive as she washes his body for him. Let’s hope some white sticky stuff won’t get mixed with the rest of the soap! First bathing experience so incredible. Later as Michio ponders about Roxanne’s injuries, he realizes he can’t put all the burden on her. Hence he needs to add more front line fighters to his party. You mean like a harem? It’s about time!

Episode 10
Up in the 7th floor of Quratar’s labyrinth, Michio and Roxanne have been killing lots of rabbits and they drop lots of rabbit pelts and sometimes rabbit meat. On another visit, while waiting to fight the level boss, ahead of them is a lone adventurer. He has spent 2 years levelling up and feels he is strong enough to move forward and fight the boss. His plan is to form his own party after this. So when it is Michio and Roxanne’s turn, they easily defeat the boss but find the previous adventurer dead since his loot is left behind. Because of that, the thought that Michio might die like him tomorrow weighs heavily on his mind. Hence he is a bit rough while f*cking Roxanne. To dispel all his worries, she lets him sleep in her boobs. Definitely does miracles. This gives him motivation to do more adventuring. Once Michio has about 300 rabbit pelts, he goes to sell them. He also buys a pair of camisole for Roxanne. Spicing things up, huh? The adventuring continues and Michio being overconfident gets slightly injured although the enemies are soon defeated. Back home as they bath, Roxanne trying to heal his injured finger by sucking on it. This leads to Michio giving her the green light to do a blowjob on him. You can bet that all his injuries are miraculously healed! Yes, thanks to Roxanne and her magic mouth! HAHAHA! Then it is round 2 of sex as Roxanne dons the camisole and continue with night time activities. With all that sex, this is enough fuel for their next labyrinth adventure. However with the increasing enemies and Michio taking longer to defeat them as it is also getting retiring, he really needs to consider expanding his party. Yeah. We’re still waiting for that harem! Good news, the enemy drop a Skill Crystal.

Episode 11
Michio realizes that a dwarf’s skill is needed to harness this Skill Crystal. But he managed to merge 2 and created a good one. So he needs a blacksmith or not? Michio wants to go to Alan to write a will. This shocks Roxanne but Michio reasons that he realizes death is always around the corner. Hence in the event if he dies, he wants Roxanne to be freed and not follow her master into death. Roxanne claims this is not necessary as she vows to protect him as a warrior. What if Michio dies from other stuffs like sickness? Oh, Roxanne going to be a doctor now?! Michio still wants to visit Alan since he intends to get another front line fighter. They head there and they discuss about the dwarves’ skill as blacksmiths. Due to that being a highly skilled profession, it is rare to have blacksmith slaves. Currently Alan has a dwarf slave but she isn’t suited to fight in the front lines. Michio would like to see this dwarf first. So, this petite cutie Sherry is a dwarf? I thought she was an elf! Sherry explains she failed to become a blacksmith due to some aptitude test she failed. Not that I understand. Michio seeks Roxanne’s advice and while she has positive reviews, she also fears Sherry may not last long because of the thinning of her ears. Not really understanding this either. So when Alan returns and talks to Michio about selling Sherry to him, Michio can tell he is trying to sell her as soon as possible. The way he drastically reduces the price is an indicator. Despite being way cheaper than Roxanne, Michio still won’t lose out and has Alan throw in some freebies in addition to a very discounted price. With that, Sherry is now a member of his party. Taking her to their home and being the newbie, Sherry is shocked to learn the God-like abilities of Michio. From his teleport skills to his magic offensive, the ride’s only beginning so gear up and be prepared to be astonished by Michio’s awesomeness! Wait till he get to the bed part… HAHAHA!!! Speaking of which… THIS EPISODE HAS NO SEX SCENES!!! REFUND! REFUND! REFUND!

Episode 12
Since Sherry claims she is used to a mallet as her weapon of choice, Michio goes to the store and gets her a club. Look at how powerful her swings! Then they talk about her skill slots which doesn’t prove anything useful as far as this season is concerned. To show off his great skills, Michio has Sherry tag along with them to the Vale dungeons. As expected, Sherry is impressed with everything he does. Then back home, Sherry cooks for them and Michio gets a taste of her dwarven cooking. But he has to remember this unwritten rule to serve the first slave first or else he’ll get that piercing death stare from Roxanne! When the slaves talk about humans unique job as a sex maniac, I guess this justify the reasons for what comes next!!! ARE YOU READY?! That’s right. Bath time. This time with 2 lovely babes. Of course Roxanne goes first followed by Sherry. Since the latter is still having confidence issues with her small boobs, Michio doesn’t think so and hopes she will have more self-confidence. Once they’re done cleaning themselves, now it’s the main event. Yes. Night time sex activities! Michio forgot the order and goes for Sherry first. Oh sh*t. Michio saves himself by claiming he’ll save the best for last! Phew, that worked! But anyway, Roxanne goes first. Once she is done, he still has energy left for Sherry. Get a taste of what being f*cked by your master the first time! If that isn’t enough, Roxanne then joins in for a threesome! Yeah, definitely the best sex ever! For now! Next morning, Michio checks his stats and WTF he has Sex Maniac Level 1???!!! DAFAQ?! Riding on this wave, what do you think is the best method to raise this level? Why, get more slaves! So be it getting from another slave trader or slave auction, Michio goes on a slave buying spree. First he adds cat girl Miria to the harem. This is followed by dragonkin Vesta and finally the elven girl Rutina. I can see why Sherry is so jealous and mad at the new additions. These busty buxom babes literally pushed her down the boobs pecking order! With his harem fighting over who should f*ck him, Michio’s answer: He’ll take ‘em all on at once! I wonder what level his Sex Maniac is right now…

Is It Wrong To Pick Up Whores In A Labyrinth?
Right now Michio can forget being an adventurer since he enjoys his Sex Maniac profession so much. Who needs to conquer the labyrinths all over this world and risks their only and valuable life when he can equally have so much fun and even more with his harem. Hey, doesn’t matter what world you come from. Be it reality or some game world, the ultimate goal is to be happy. And for Michio, he found that by f*cking his slaves. Oops, I mean harem. And that makes us all lonely otaku virgins so jealous! GRRR!!!!!!! Wished we all were somewhat and somehow like him, huh?!

When you think about the whole story and plot, it is actually nothing special. In fact, so generic that it is boring as f*ck. Moreover, come to think of it, I don’t think there is any special plot to begin with. At least for this season that we have seen. It’s basically just Michio entering labyrinths to level up as he learn bit by bit the peculiarity of this world while establishing some sort of relationship (and sexual one) with his slave(s). That’s about it. No nefarious plot of some megalomaniac villain trying to take over or destroy the world and that Michio as the chosen hero must go on a journey to save the world. Nothing of that sort. Or even if the world is dying from some sort of essence and the only way to heal it back is via sexual power and thus lots of f*cking is needed. I know it’s sh*t plot but hell yeah, better than this boring f*ck. Hence this is what makes the overall series somewhat disappointing.

But it can’t be more disappointing with the fact that the title of this anime trolled and clickbaited us. Uh huh. Remember the most important word in the title? Does the word harem mean anything to you?! You need at least 2 chicks for that to be called a harem! But for the most part we only see Michio and his only slave AKA Roxanne throughout the episodes. So… WHERE IS THE HAREM PART?! Damn, the opening credits animation did show all his girls but where the heck are they?! Did they lie to us about the harem part?! Sure, they leave it late to add Sherry to the party but as you can very well see, the series has already ended. I am also sure that another logical explanation is that they want to flesh out the relationship and bonding between Michio and Roxanne. It only makes sense since she is first and only slave then so it is only right to see how they gradually grow closer to each other. Which is fine but outside this context, there is nothing else. That’s why they showed us a glimpse of the possible future of the ladies Michio will eventually have. How many more seasons later to only reach this stage? Looks like it is going to take a while… Oh wait, they rush through all that in the final scenes. Michio buying his multi-racial sex slaves! What is he?! A sex slave collector?! Harem is the correct term! Now he only needs a vampire princess to be added to the list! Then he can be an immortal and continue f*cking forever! HAHAHA! Sighs…

Of course when a series like this lacks any sort of interesting story, it has got to be all about the fanservice AKA sex scenes, right? Honestly, at this point they are quite numbing to me. In other words, they don’t feel stimulating or not the least bit made me feel horny that I would want to jerk off. Nope. Really. I have to say that Kaifuku Jutsushi No Yarinaoshi still remains the most shocking one and even Shuumatsu No Harem would even seem more interesting than this. Therefore it’s like the only goal of each episode is to see Michio f*ck Roxanne, sacrificing any sort of story the series had (if there were any in the first place), turning this pseudo hentai series close to being a hentai one. I mean, there is literally no story to follow in porn, RIGHT?!

Having said that, it is obvious that a series like this is going to have a censored and uncensored version. But what’s this? There are 3 versions of it?! Okay. One uncensored, the other fully uncensored and another one… Less censored. WTF. It’s like you can’t decide in turning into some full porn degenerate so you decided to take the middle ground and watch something that is less censured but still have some scenes uncensored. I don’t know about how less censored it is as I watched the uncensored one since it was released together with the censored versions. I know, I did say that when I often watched the censored one since my imagination is superior! Hey, if all are presented together, why not take the obvious choice? It’s not that I would lose anything, right? Besides, even as I said, watching the uncensored version, the sex scenes didn’t feel exciting at all. Imagine if I watched the censored one (which looks like error pop-up banners), how much more boring my experience it would be. I hope if those error banners that the image can’t be displayed popping up too many times like Windows Error, it won’t cause your PC to crash and cause BSOD! I don’t know, has anybody watched the entire version of this and experienced this?!

Then there is another strange censorship about this series but only if you are watching with subtitles. You see, there are certain words that are censored out and I am not sure whose bright idea this is. Because those words aren’t even strong words like f*ck or penis or vagina. Because words like whores and sluts are censored out. The Japanese audio itself is not censored. Just the subtitle of it. For example, “This red light district is where the [Bleep] are, right?”. So if you want to know that word which has been censored out, hope you understand your Japanese. That’s why I am puzzled whose bright idea is this to censor out the words, like as though they think we can’t handle such pussy words. Thus giving this whole uncensored version a bizarre experience. Oh yeah. Sex scenes with fully naked individuals in motion, okay. But having a small talk about sex and all, [Bleep]! WTF?!

With fanservice and sex out of the way, let’s get back to the other stuff in the series that I want to talk about. The most mind boggling thing about this series is the dungeons. I have this feeling they copied or took inspiration from DanMachi because you know, how the labyrinths go upwards and stuffs like that. The problem is that for a big part of the dungeon that we see, it is just a straight corridor and sometimes in the way are monsters. Uhm, isn’t a labyrinth supposed to be a twisting maze? To be fair, we are not shown the entire layout of the floor but each time, how come it is just the same f*cking straight corridor?! It’s just like a path to reach the boss room to get to the next level. No wonder this series is so f*cking boring. This monotony adds to the boringness. And you thought with the word dungeon in its name, they will be the ‘main stars’ of this series but nope. You know nothing about it. Just a stepping stone for Michio to level up and get whatever items, sell them, get some new skills whatever. BOOOOOORIIIIIIING!!! Even right till the very end, I am still very blur on how the RPG system works. Not that I care anyway. The switching of jobs or crafting or fusion of certain items, I just take it at face value at what Michio has to say. It turned out in his favour so I guess it must be true then. Hence despite Roxanne explaining all those stuffs, eventually all those do not really matter and are forgettable. Skill Crystals, Magic Crystals… Don’t see the significance they play for this season.

As for the characters, what else can I say? The whole idea of this series is the fanservice and nothing else. So the plot suffers, the characters also suffer. They are only there to provide fanservice and the sex. Nothing else. Because Michio is your typical main character who gets trapped in this game world. You do remember that, right? Because he is from another world, this gives an excuse for him to learn things and level up. Thus slowly turning this normal and ordinary character who is one with God-like powers. I mean, he already has a teleport spell in which he monopolizes that nobody else uses. In time to come, I am sure he is going to have that invincibility skill in which nobody in his party will ever get hurt! Other than that, Michio is a pervert and a sex maniac. Hey, don’t take it from me. Michio himself admitted this degeneracy of his. So obvious that now it is engraved in his skill set. Obviously he would be a dumbass too if he doesn’t take advantage of his harem by f*cking his bevy of hot chicks. So are we so envious of this lucky bastard? He might not be the most morally upright guy but I guess he is trying to score some brownie points with us by treating his sex slaves, oops I mean battle comrades nicely. An excuse for them to love him back as much. Too bad for those who want to scorn him as a dick character.

As I have said, Roxanne being the first and sole slave of Michio for the most part of this series is to develop and flesh out their relationship with each other. Hence turning her into some sort of sex object. Yup, those ungodly boobs says it all. The reason she is so prominently featured on the initial promotional poster, the reason why we horny otakus were baited to f*cking watch this. Don’t worry for you flat chest lovers, now with Sherry in the picture, lucky bastard Michio can have the best of both worlds! Variety is the spice of life! Anyway, something about Roxanne puzzles me. The fact that she is a slave, she seems to be very knowledgeable about the workings of this world. Okay, I believe even if she is an NPC character, she might be programmed to have such knowledge. But let’s assume that this isn’t a game and all, it bewilders me to find that when Michio asks something, Roxanne can reply with lots of accurate details. Like as though she has been dungeon crawling before and has accumulated the experience-cum-knowledge. I don’t know how long she has been a slave but assuming she has been one for a short time, it would be dumb for her previous master to let her go. Got bored with her? Or did her previous master die? Or does she even have one since she is so loyal to Michio, indicating he is her first master. Or at least the first person who treats her this nice. And made her feel so good! No wonder she pledged her body, oops I mean life to him forever. Sherry came in late so there’s nothing much to say about her as well as the rest of Michio’s harem. All we know for sure is that they will become his sex slaves. RPG members for dungeon exploration doesn’t sound nice rolling off the tongue. Yeah…

It could be me just overthinking or hoping something about this Alan character. I don’t know, maybe he would be some sort of villain in disguise but he just turned out to be a generic slave trader and just a male ally for Michio. Otherwise, as far as this season is concerned, his character doesn’t feel a lot significant to the plot. Oh who am I kidding? This series has no plot to begin with other than harem sex!

Art and animation are pretty standard. While it is not top notched, obviously they have to put in some effort because yeah, who wants to see low quality fanservice. At least when a series has sacrificed its story and character development, they are free to concentrate on the fanservice animation. The character designs are okay. Michio looking bloody generic while his harem girls have their own distinctive look so as not to get bored while he makes out with them. Yeah. That. Also, I want to note Sherry’s weird twin broomstick hairstyle! When she lets them loose, they’re scattered like a used mop! Weird. There are some scenes that might get very dark to see anything but as long as the sex scenes are clear, I guess that only matters. There are also some bloody and gory parts especially during the initial episodes where Michio had to fight bandits. But I suppose that pales in comparison and becomes forgettable once the sex scenes start rolling. This anime is done by Passione and if that studio’s name sounds familiar, they also did another pervy anime: Ishuzoku Reviewers. Sex sells, right?

Voice acting is also pretty standard. Didn’t recognize anyone except for Shizuka Itou making her cameo as the hardware store lady in Quratar. I thought Alan sounded familiar but couldn’t put my finger on it. He is voiced by Kenta Miyake who is more popularly known for All Might in Boku No Hero Academia. Haha, personal joke he retired as a superhero and is now trading slaves! The other casts include Taku Yashiro as Michio (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Shiori Mikami as Roxanne (Historia in Shingeki No Kyojin), Shiori Izawa as Sherry (Tanpopo in Witch Craft Works), Honoka Kuroki as Miria (Ruise in Seiren), Mikako Izawa as Rutina (Kaede in Assault Lily: Bouquet) and Rina Honnizumi as Vesta (Sizilien in Kenja No Mago).

The opening theme is Oath by Shiori Mikami. A rock based that feels a bit out of place in this fanservice genre. If this series was primarily action adventure, say like Sword Art Online, perhaps it would be fitting. But now it sounds more like trolling because we mostly see Michio and his girls in some monster slashing action in the animation. As for the ending theme, Gentleman’s Deal 600,000 Naal by the duet of Michio and Alan, this one sounds a bit interesting because it feels like it tries to copy off the vibes Village People’s hit song, YMCA. Something that Ishuzoku Reviewers did and in a fun way. However this one sounds a bit dramatic and its lyrics trying to be poetic describing the masterpiece beauty works of art of somebody’s curvaceous and sexy body. But overall it lacks that whatever oomph that would’ve made this song great in my books. Furthermore, in many parts of the song, it sounds like macho men singing, making it feel somewhat gay!

Overall, this series is disappointing in many ways and it’s like they just want to cash in on the obvious and blatant sexy fanservice. Nothing else really mattered. It is clear which demographic this series is intended and targeted for. Are we satisfied with our low budget cheap thrill yet? Even if you turned off your brain and turned on your libido, this series will revert the latter back to off! Heck, might even extinguish it unless you’re a hopeless sex maniac case. I am not sure if things will get better because maybe things will start to get rolling once Michio achieves his harem. Greater story, greater character development and of course greater sex! But like any other pseudo hentai of the season, what are the chances of it getting a sequel? Otherwise, let’s wait and see what the next season of pseudo hentai will have to offer us. Let’s hope it’s not a gamer stuck in an adult visual novel eroge. I will definitely [Bleep] to that!

Bucchigire

17 December, 2022

Quick. Name a series whereby criminals or villains are used to step up and take on the roles of the hero. I guess many would name Suicide Squad but too bad, Bucchigire is not its anime equivalent. This isn’t anywhere near Nanatsu No Taizai either but whatever. We often hear great stories about the great Shinsengumi during the Bakumatsu period. And I don’t think that many would have thought about a story about killing them off and replacing them with criminals! That’s what happened in Bucchigire as the Bakufu’s revered special police force has somehow been wiped out. So uhm, why the heck use criminals to replace them? I understand if they are short of time to restore order but criminals? You mean nobody else in the Shinsengumi squad, some lowly ranked private is able to step up and take that place? I mean, they’re going to restore the order and peace, right? Hence some sort of credibility is still needed. And not going to undertake some sort of dangerous missions with a high death rate and since they’re criminals, nobody will give a hoot if they died on the mission, right? Oh well, I think sometimes it takes a thief to catch another thief…

Episode 1
Ichibanboshi the petty criminal is caught and about to be beheaded. Not that he likes this sh*tty world anyway. But what’s this? He still lives? Along with other criminals lined up before Heisuke Toudou, they are told that they are supposed to be date but on 18th August, the day the government changed, someone assassinated almost the entire Shinsengumi squad. Hence instead of condemning them to death, they will become their substitutes so as to continue the Shinsengumi’s existence. If they refuse, they will be executed immediately. Sakuya is first to accept the deal since killing is all he does best and now he gets to do it for a living. He will take on the role of Toshizou Hijikata. Next to join is Bo (Sanosuke Harada) since he can eat all he wants, followed by Gyatarou (Shinpachi Nagakura). When one of the criminals refused to be disloyal to his emperor, Sakuya immediately cuts him down. Toudou will report that ‘Kamo Serizawa’ has died. Since Sougen can have this body as he is a mad doctor who loves to dissect, he joins too as Keisuke Sannan. Next up to join is ex-monk Suzuran (Hajime Saito) and then the only woman in the gang, Akira (Souji Okita). Ichibanboshi is left but he refuses to join them because he hates the samurai as they killed his family. Flashback shows they were killed by one wearing a weird mask. Mom pushed him down the river to save him. When Toudou shows the same mask, he also mentions the Shinsengumi is searching for this group who annihilated them. Toudou extends his hand to Ichibanboshi to get revenge on this Masked Demons since their interests align. With that, Ichibanboshi agrees to join and he will helm the role of Isami Kondou, the leader of the Shinsengumi.

Toudou talks to Katamori Matsudaira and Teijirou Akizuki about the ‘new’ Shinsengumi. Katamori needs his help to look after things right now thanks to the declining state of the shogunate. He doesn’t have much hope on them but just enough influence to scare forces not to overthrow the shogunate. As Akira is the only one with swordsmanship, she is tasked to train the rest. Sparring with Ichibanboshi, he doesn’t need a sword and prefers to fight with his feet. Toudou beats him up for this disgrace as a samurai’s soul is his sword. He then has all of them split up into groups to patrol Kyoto. Soon they find an old man with a nasty cut. While Sougen treats him, the rest go to find the culprit. Of course Ichibanboshi and Sakuya hit the jackpot. Although the Masked Demon guy escapes, Ichibanboshi defies orders and goes after him alone. When he sees him about to strike a hapless family, this reminds him of his own trauma. During that moment when he unsheathe his sword, damn it starts to shine like a lightsaber! So strong it breaks through the perpetrator’s sword and his mask, freeing whatever demonic souls inside.

Episode 2
Toudou thinks Kondou granted Ichibanboshi his strength. Flashback shows when the Shinsengumi infiltrated the place, they were all killed by the Masked Demon leader. Toudou was the only survivor and was seriously wounded and managed to wound that dude before escaping. He thinks the souls of his dead comrades might be dwelling in the swords. Everyone attends a blessing ceremony by Haruo Tsuchimikado. The onmyouji can see that Ichibanboshi is like Kondou and straightforward people like him are the most terrifying. Shinsengumi’s next mission is to escort an intellect known as Sakuma Shozan. During the journey, they are ambushed by rebels. The Shinsengumi is all over the place but the rebels are all killed eventually. Shozan then believes he has seen Sakuya before and remembers him as a hired killer who tried to kill him. Sakuya doesn’t waste time to acknowledge that but Ichibanboshi interrupts. Despite calling Sakuya the worst person, he is an important member of the group and that all of them are damaged goods with a past. He hopes Shozan can close an eye on this but Shozan is not so small minded to cling onto the past. When they get to the port, they see American ships testing their cannons. The awesome firepower makes Akira depressed because she devoted her life to the sword and then something new and more powerful might end the sword era. Shozan asks the rest about if they will give up the sword. Ichibanboshi despite hating the sword, will continue to wield it until he avenges his family. Then what? Then he’ll change the world! Shozan is impressed with his attitude but wonders if it will become revolutionary or a nuisance. He hopes to let him meet a person named Ryouma Sakamoto. As they stay at the inn, Akira catches Ichibanboshi practising his sword. He still blames himself for being unable to save his family. That’s why he will be the strongest Shinsengumi member. That night, Sakuya dreams of killing his father because he could no longer stand him beating up his mom. Then he goes to meet an old assassin comrade, Gensai Kawakami. The latter wants him to return to their side but Sakuya claims he has reborn and will follow rules of the Shinsengumi. In that case, traitors will not be allowed to live. As they clash, Ichibanboshi comes by since his sword seems to be tingling. Kawakami warns Sakuya that he cannot escape. Not from them or the guilt of killing his father.

Episode 3
Kawakami will take care for Ichibanboshi but in that distraction, Sakuya kills him. Kawakami’s last words are that Sakuya will always be in darkness. Ichibanboshi asks if all that is true. Sakuya admits he keeps count of those he killed and the first one was his own father. Katamori tells Toudou that he heard from an unreliable source that Kogoro Katsura is up to no good. Toudou gathers his Shinsengumi to go investigate. Ichibanboshi refused to pair up with Sakuya as he doesn’t trust him. Toudou threatens to cut him down and Ichibanboshi dares him. This has the rest mention that since everyone is acquainted with Ichibanboshi, if he intends to replace him, he must kill all of them too. In that case, Toudou will give Ichibanboshi a different assignment. While the rest are out on the streets investigating, Ichibanboshi is paired with Akira in a geisha establishment. Akira dresses up as a geisha while Ichibanboshi as a normal worker. Since he is quite good in his work, everyone takes a liking for him. When Akira stumbles into a rowdy room, this ugly ruffian is Katsura. He thought she was eavesdropping on them but the head geisha, Ikuchiyo claims she is a novice and under her wing. Sakuya smokes out a spy and has him spill out the beans that his job was to spread rumours about Katsura. Once Katsura and his men are done partying, now they get ready to cut down everyone in this establishment because they’re going to kill those who are aligned with the shogunate. Innocent or not, you’re dead. Akira claims she is the only spy and to spare the rest but Katsura wants to be damn sure, so just kill everyone. With Ichibanboshi barging in, it seems he managed to get everyone else to flee. How the heck did he know? Was he eavesdropping too? Soon, the rest of the Shinsengumi are here to take down the rebels. Because Ikuchiyo can fight well, Akira notes she is not an ordinary geisha. However she escapes and it is hinted that she is actually a man in disguise. Akira is left to fight Katsura who continues to badmouth women. This is when Akira realizes her fate to join Shinsengumi is to cut down scumbags like him. Her sword starts to shine as she cuts him down. In the aftermath, Akira tells the rest that this isn’t the real Katsura but an imposter committing evil under that name. The real one was impersonating as Ikuchiyo. That night as the Shinsengumi sleeps, looks like some fellow officers are going to kill Bo and Gyatarou in their sleep.

Episode 4
Luckily with all those noises, the rest wake up to see what’s happening. Eventually one of them is captured while the rest escapes. Sakuya is supposed to torture and make the spy confess but Ichibanboshi objects to it because it will make them no difference than bandits. But once the spy hears about Sakuya killing his father and others, suddenly he will talk! Toudou reports to Katamori about the Choushu spies infiltrating the Shinsengumi and the strange swords they carry. It is believed many receive them from orphans. Since there are so many orphans in the capital, it will be impossible to find out who. Toudou knows one of the members has ties with orphans and is their boss somewhat. We see Gyatarou returning to his ‘kids’ as he tries to find more info about the perpetrator. He believes orphans are used because kids with no parents are most likely to do dangerous jobs. Then he sees one of the kids, Tomekichi and finds him distributing the swords. Of course he wants to know the guys behind this so he allows them to follow and watch what he does. Akira goes to see Katsura and thinks he is the one who sent those spies to kill them. Although he admits they are from his faction, however they are rogues and doing as they please. Plus, they are working with those Masked Demons. Since their interests align to stop them, Katsura wants Akira to work with him in exchanging info. She can think about it and give her answer later. Gyatarou and co witness Tomekichi handing out swords to orphans. And then meeting up with those spies who tried to kill them earlier on. They move in and beat them up for more info. That night as they position themselves awaiting for the possible Masked Demons, Tomekichi leads Gyatarou’s group to a hideout to the Masked Demons he is supposed to hand over the swords. Tomekichi goes in to do the usual. After handing the swords, he asks for his rewards but the Masked Demons are going to kill him instead. Luckily the rest barge in and attack. Meanwhile Sakuya is going to face off with this Masked Demon, Rashomaru but is outwitted instead. When Tomekichi is taken hostage, Gyatarou and Bo’s weapon shine. This allows Ichibanboshi to rescue Tomekichi. The Masked Demons then hand the swords to Rashomaru. Ichibanboshi recognizes him as his family’s killer and goes to chase him. While furiously trying to cut him down, he cuts off his mask and the big revelation… It’s his younger brother, Tsukito! Why am I not surprised? Thought he was dead, huh? Well, maybe Tsukito is dead. Because now he goes by the name of Rashomaru, the leader of the Masked Demons.

Episode 5
Rashomaru further says he killed mom and then lets Ichibanboshi hear the cries of their parents in this sword. As Ichibanboshi reels from the shock, Sakuya comes to cover for him but Rashomaru flees. We see Sougen experimenting with the swords and corpses but all of them are just normal. Nothing detected about the substance that made them so special. Later with Suzuran, they visit Mokichi (the old man who got that nasty cut). However his health suddenly turns for the worse. His body shows no signs of abnormality and sadly he dies. Sougen can’t stop thinking about this and wants to dig up his body to dissect but I don’t think his daughter will allow that. After Suzuran helps a Christian pray at the grave, both reveal why they were caught by the government. Suzuran secretly held Christian services but was caught. Sougen was conducting dissections on corpses and making euthanizing medicine. Both also have different concept about death. While Sougen believes there is nothingness after death, Suzuran believes there is the soul. When Suzuran’s sword seems to tingle, the soul of Mokichi points towards this building, Shirakawaya. They report to the rest that it might have something to do with Masked Demons. Ichibanboshi would definitely love to jump into this but is told off they have no evidence and must gather info first. Also, Toudou wants him to sit this out since he has lost his cool after learning Tsukito’s circumstances. Akira sees Katsura for info about Shirakawaya. He says they are selling kerosene at high prices. Sakuya confronts Ichibanboshi that if he isn’t resolved to kill Rashomaru, he will do it instead. As he has fought Rashomaru, he can tell he has lost his humanity a long time ago. Also, if he gets in the way of the mission, he will not hesitate to kill him either. Those who can’t follow orders must be dealt with immediately. Sougen talks to Suzuran about the weight of the soul. 5 momme lighter is the observation. This leads him to think souls are like electricity. Invisible but its power moves objects. Could it be that Masked Demons are trying to collect and store souls as a power source? When they go up to the gates of Shirakawaya, they are surrounded by Masked Demons. Not sure how that fight went but they return all beaten up. So this is enough proof for Toudou to issue an attack for tomorrow night? Of course Ichibanboshi will have to sit this one out too.

Episode 6
Ichibanboshi goes drinking. Obviously he isn’t happy he won’t be in on this raid. Already drunk and talking about the importance of family, Hikojiro Uchiyama come to drink with him and shares the same sentiments. They become great buddies soon after. As morning arrives and they part ways, we see Hikojiro going into Shirakawaya. He talks to the Masked Demons and wants to cut ties. Of course he won’t tell anyone about this. So they just let him walk? That night before the raid, the Shinsengumi discuss, Shirakawaya as a place manipulating kerosene prices. They have never been caught since the town’s magistrate AKA Hikojiro has been pulling strings. Therefore he must be taken alive and made to confess his crimes. As Shinsengumi raid Shirakawaya, they find nobody and nothing of importance. Until they notice a hidden metal door that leads to a secret under passageway. Aside the creepy painting, they trek further and see a weird machine. Rashomaru welcomes them and starts the machine. So what does it do? Well, they’ll find out when they die! Rashomaru tries to kill them from the shadows but they’re too skilled. That is when he decides to burn the place and lock them here. At the same time Ichibanboshi defies orders as he comes running to Shirakawaya. He stumbles into Rashomaru locking up the metal door. It seems Ichibanboshi will not fight him but wants to also save his friends. Rashomaru is sick of his sheltered life. So he calls out Hikojiro and gives him the key to the door. He wants Hikojiro to kill Ichibanboshi and doing so, he’ll accept the deal to cut ties with them. Run away, and his sister gets killed. And Ichibanboshi must kill Hikojiro for the key to save his buddies. Ichibanboshi still doesn’t want to fight so Rashomaru tells him off that killing a friend is nothing because he had to kill his mother! Flashback shows that after father got killed, the baddie told Tsukito to kill mom if he wants his life spared. Hikojiro is ready to kill Ichibanboshi to protect his sister. Meanwhile the trapped Shinsengumi need to find a way out quick before the flames get them. Sougen has an idea by using explosives. But warns of the oxygen rushing in will cause more intense flames. So they’ve to run through the explosion. Yeah, this part is no sweat. Once they get out, they see Ichibanboshi just killing Hikojiro. Oh damn, they were a second too late! Rashomaru got away, Hikojiro is dead and Shirakawaya burning to the ground means all evidence are also gone. This sucks. No wonder Toudou calls for the disbandment of Shinsengumi.

Episode 7
With the possible disbandment of the Shinsengumi, they might revert as criminals and get beheaded. Toudou talks to Katamori about this embarrassment but is given 3 days for the Shinsengumi to regain their honour or they’ll be disbanded. After all, this is something that Toudou can’t fix even if he takes his own life. Sakuya confronts Ichibanboshi in prison to tell him to steel his nerves to kill his brother or else. Sakuya then returns to the rest to tell of Teizo Miyabe. He heard the blacksmith has sharpened his sword as well as his comrades. This means this anti-shogunate extremist from Higo domain has returned to the capital for another insurrection. As they are about to go investigate this, they receive news that Ichibanboshi has escaped his cell. Having no time for this, Toudou will let others look for him while the Shinsengumi continue their investigation on Miyabe. Suzuran confronts Sakuya being the one who served Ichibanboshi his meal. Because he threw the bowl at him (but missed), Ichibanboshi used the shards to break through the wall. Did Sakuya show him a way to escape? Sakuya says no. The Shinsengumi are out finding more info. Akira learns from Katsura to visit the ink wholesaler at Masuya to ascertain themselves if Miyabe is linked to the Masked Demons. Then he trolls her with a kiss as payment. Rashomaru is seen making arrangements with Miyabe at Masaya. The Shinsengumi comes knocking so they flee. The Shinsengumi then enters a warehouse filled with weapons. Starting a war? Miyabe’s associate foolishly attacks them but is easily taken out. Time for Sakuya to torture some info out of him. Meanwhile Ichibanboshi goes to see Okayo, Hikojiro’s sister at his graveyard. He reveals what happened and obviously, Okayo wants to kill him. He stops her knife attack with his bare hands. He understands her feelings but hopes she can wait as he wants to clear Hikojiro’s name. She tells him on the day he died, he told her to leave the city when the festival begins. That’s because there will be a huge fire then. The same info is told by the associate as the weapons are meant to start a fire and then escort the emperor out of the palace during the confusion. This is to prove they are the true loyalist forces. Ichibanboshi returns to Shinsengumi with renewed motivation to stop the fire. Because of his determination that he will accept whatever punishment that comes after (including seppuku), Toudou is assured of his sincerity and allows him to rejoin the group.

Episode 8
Katsura’s men are arguing about the Aizu and Satsuma side doing as they please so they need to overthrow the shogunate and protect Japan from foreigners, blah, blah, blah. Even if the Masked Demons lent them some weapons, Katsura believes they are being used. The Shinsengumi split up and begin their search. Sakuya’s side stumble into a room where it is believed the fire will originate. Noticing the same painting, they realize it is a map and overlapping it points its precise location. Meanwhile at Ichibanboshi’s side, they are raiding Ikedaya where Katsura and co are at. After finding some hidden weapons, they know this is the place. Hence a weird waiting to ambush scenario before it blows up into a big brawl. Akira sees Katsura and fights him personally. However he praises her beauty and skill while noting she is worthy to be his wife. He kisses her and escapes. Sakuya finds a man dropping gunpowder in the midst of the festival. As he interrogates him, he isn’t afraid to die and has the ball start rolling. By the time the rest find the explosives, too late, it explodes. Fire slowly spreads throughout the city. That man is going to blow himself up too but luckily Sakuya slits his throat. With all the fire and dead people, Rashomaru gathers all the souls into his sword. Katsura returns to his base to report his men getting attacked. However they must not go help and must be abandoned since they don’t want to risk war with Aizu. Ichibanboshi gets to fight Rashomaru again. Ichibanboshi offering him to join Shinsengumi as atonement. Of course he won’t. As he is about to kill Ichibanboshi, Toudou takes the blow instead. Despite Rashomaru claiming the Shinsengumi is fake and substitutes, Toudou stands on his principals and the good points this Shinsengumi has. With the rest coming by, Rashomaru escapes once again. Not yet time to die? As Toudou will be out of action for a while, he passes the leadership to Ichibanboshi. He isn’t confident at first but after Toudou spouts all those positive points, blah, blah, blah, not that Ichibanboshi gets it but yeah, he’ll do it. By the time the Aizu reinforcements arrive, the Shinsengumi force them to become firemen to put out the flames. Don’t want the flames to reach and burn the palace, eh? The fire is put up when morning comes. Big loss. However this won’t get to Ichibanboshi as he is going to start fixing things. Not sure how long it will take but yeah, there’s always that first step.

Episode 9
Kyoto gets rebuilt again with the Shinsengumi’s help. More Katsura-Akira romance trolling because now this guy says he wants to marry her. He finds out her real name as she divulges her past that she thought her parents wanted her to take over the dojo so she trained herself hard with the sword until she became a good instructor. Then she found out they didn’t want a strong daughter but a son to take over the dojo. Katsura doesn’t care about her past and all. He loves the woman before him and can end her loneliness if she marries him. Of course, she doesn’t need to give an answer right now. Meanwhile Suzuran finds those maps in the masks of the dead Masked Demons. Ichibanboshi and Sakuya talk. The former believing Tsukito will return if he changes this world. But he might have to kill him if it comes down to that. This has Sakuya admit and reveal why he killed his own father. It was to protect his mother from the abusive bastard but that night after he killed him, mother took her own life. He ran away in shocked but was picked up as a hired killer. There is a saying among hired killers that the world looks differently if you kill a thousand men. How does it look now? Well, Ichibanboshi says perhaps he should try counting those he saves from now on. Rashomaru talks to his boss about the failed arson that didn’t gather enough souls. However he is pleased that the experiment went well and their goals will soon be achieved. He gives him the next mission to kill his own brother. But first, there is an obstacle he must eliminate. Rashomaru goes to kill Shozan but the latter wants to talk more about his boss. After learning their ambitions to put soul into the swords to protect countries from foreigners, Shozan believes that is why their plan will never work. The age of samurai will soon be over and all that matters is that they have to think for themselves. He asks Rashomaru what he wants to do. No, not carrying out his boss’ will. Think about it yourself. But too late, Rashomaru kills him and believes it is too late for him for he has become a demon. Suzuran reports his findings to Toudou as he believes the maps are more than just arson locations. Toudou leaves it to him to investigate the rest. Katamori calls the Shinsengumi and tells them that Shozan is dead. However he left a message and that could probably the Masked Demons blowing up foreign ships. Hence the Shinsengumi’s next mission is to head to Sakai Port in Osaka to prevent that.

Episode 10
Rashomaru running through all the people he killed. He claims their souls will be used to help this nation. Then he stumbles into his parents. Yeah, a bad dream. In the Choushu domain, Katsura manages to change the domain lord, Takachika Mori’s mind to fight and expel the foreigners since they need to learn from their past that their outdated weapons will do no good. Of course the retainers are still bent in expelling the foreigners and have their own plan. Shinsengumi is in Osaka as Sougen’s fluent (?!) Engrish has him learn that the Americans did receive local bomb threats. However they received them so often that they don’t even consider this a big issue. When the Shinsengumi spot some strange shadow in the water, they realize too late it is those Masked Demons hiding underneath as they swim towards the ship. Yeah, they just throw all those American sailors off because their souls aren’t going to be used in their weapons? The Masked Demons hijack the ship and start blasting away, causing everyone to think the damn foreigners are attacking them. So how can the Shinsengumi catch up to that big ship? Sougen remembers Shozan creating some speedboat prototype but was shelved due to some lack of materials. Now with Suzuran’s electric staff, the motorboat zooms away closer to the ship.

Rashomaru has his men sink them but Suzuran’s steering skills are just superb. This on the first go? But they’re going to crash into the ship, right? A great timing from the cannon has them fly in the air and the Shinsengumi land on board. Too bad about the motorboat, though. Then as they start fighting, suddenly the Masked Demons retreat. Turns out the Choushu side fires strange cannons that sink the huge ship! It is believed they want to show that this type zero weapon is Japan’s might and perhaps to provoke others to start a war. Rashomaru tries to escape but Ichibanboshi won’t let him so they start fighting. He claims his parents are weak but Ichibanboshi disagrees and instead calls them strong as they sacrificed their lives to save them. Rashomaru refuses to believe this (though, showing signs of panicking). When a shot hits directly at them, Rashomaru sinks. Something tied to his feet so he resigns to his fate. Ichibanboshi saves him. He did so to save Tsukito. Because Rashomaru has drowned and is dead. To show his appreciation, Rashomaru escapes with his men. Hey, at least he let his brother live, right? Katsura receives word that the Kusaka side is marching towards Kyoto. After witnessing the great type zero weapon, looks like war is going to break out and more lives will be taken. The Masked Demons’ boss is rallying his men how they will expel the foreigners and reborn their nation with this new weapon.

Episode 11
Toudou is making a fuss since the rest won’t allow him to go into battle. Getting a taste of his own medicine? Then they turn their attention to discuss those maps from the Masked Demons. Meanwhile Rashomaru has a lot on his mind especially on Ichibanboshi’s words. So much so he breaks his own mask and wants to leave. You think the boss will let him go? Yeah, he casts his spell on him and believes his destiny as fated by the stars will have him continue their noble cause. Akira sees Katsura who once again reveals that there might be an imposter inside the imperial court that is allowing this war. When he went to object to his Choushu men about the war and remind them that this would make them enemies of the palace, they told him that it is the imperial palace who are providing them weapons. It means they are trying to also tear Kyoto from inside. As the Shinsengumi gathers more maps, they still have no clue in what it means. That is when Katsura shows up and wants to join their side to stop his men from going to war. As he reveals the Choushu’s main army at Mt Tenno is planning to head to Iwashimizu Hachimangu Shrine, this gives Suzuran an idea as he arranges the maps. Why, call me an uncle’s monkey because it turns out to be a huge pentagram. Yeah, why the f*ck am I not surprised?! This star shaped pentagram is based on some onmyouji ritual and the plan is to burn along its lines. As the Shinsengumi head to the respective points, they see the Choushu army firing those spirit weapons. Suzuran can tell those spirits are crying. Katsura is shocked to see some of his men committing suicide to give their lives to the spirit weapons. Toudou goes to tell Tsuchimikado to evacuate but sees him tinkering with a familiar machine in his room. So nobody has entered his room before?! Safe to say, Tsuchimikado is the perpetrator who killed the original Shinsengumi. Too bad Toudou can’t touch him. Protected by some barrier. Tsuchimikado plans to have Japan reborn by waging war locally as well as against foreigners. To do this, he resurrected some legendary monster onmyouji named Abe No Haruakira to do the job. Don’t look now because Haruakira now possesses Rashomaru as the burning completes the pentagram lines.

Episode 12
Rashomaru still has his consciousness as he is fighting Haruakira’s total takeover. He reveals Tsuchimikado’s reason for taking him in and raising him was for this purpose to revive Haruakira. Ichibanboshi doesn’t care for all that since he will save him and the city. Too bad the monster is too strong for them. Sakuya think this is fate and they are resigned to its destiny. Ichibanboshi refuses to believe it and will create his own path. For once, Sakuya agrees with his stupidity since he too would like to try that. Sakuya then gives his hourglass to him seeing after killing a thousand people, the world didn’t change. He would like to follow his advice of counting the people he saved. In that case, Ichibanboshi is his first, right? Meanwhile the Choushu army is trying to storm the imperial palace but Katsura’s side is providing some resistance. Can they as the Choushu army has got those spirit weapons! All the Shinsengumi converge to face off with Haruakira whose muscles and organs are slowly regenerating. Their combo easily takes down the monster. That easy?! Tsuchimikado senses this failure so he sacrifices himself to fully revive Haruakira. Now he’s an onmyouji old geezer. Once again that is short-lived because Rashomaru decides to become strong and did what his mom did. Yup, he kills himself. Just like that, Haruakira dies as the souls disperse. This means those spirit weapons are useless now and the Choushu side is forced to retreat. Ichibanboshi says goodbye to Tsukito and praises him for being strong. RIP, little brother :’(. In the aftermath, Ichibanboshi is seen praying at Tsukito’s grave. The same with Toudou as he tells his dead colleagues about the substitutes’ success and wants to continue watching over them. Choushu has been declared the enemy of the emperor and will be punished. This means Katsura will have to lie low for now. But he still wants Akira’s answer. She’s not giving him and leaving him hanging! That’s for all the times he embarrassed her. Okayo becomes a teacher for the orphans. Katamori notes that now Choushu has withdrawn, there are still suspicious movements from the Tosa and Satsuma domain. Hence they need to rely on the Shinsengumi for more patrols. And here they go to keep the peace of Kyoto!

Impossible Imposters
And so the legacy of the Shinsengumi lives on. Imagine having ex-criminals leaving a very good impression of the organization and the ones who are now keeping the peace. In a time when the Ghostbusters weren’t even formed yet, who are you gonna call when something strange is in your neighbourhood? Yup. That’s right. Nobody else but our substitute Shinsengumi.

The story started out interesting at first and it looked promising. But unfortunately I have to say that as the series progresses, it started to decline. I’m not saying that the decline is sharp or even going at a free fall rate, but it felt the series has descended into just your ordinary run of the mill good vs evil story. In fact, quite a cliché one too. I mean, eventually the antagonists are your typical single dimension villain of wanting to become rulers of Japan or the world by picking a fight with everybody, creating havoc everywhere in the meantime while stopping them and their ambitions is a group of ragtag heroes. And the villains doing so with their super secret weapon AKA infusing souls of the dead in their weapons? Now where have I heard this before? Noragami. Guilty Crown. Can I also consider Soul Eater, Naruto and Yu Yu Hakusho too? Feeling so original now? Please note this is an originally written anime so I can see what they’re trying to achieve despite borrowing elements of Suicide Squad or Nanatsu No Taizai but at this point, it isn’t good enough. Furthermore, I also felt the plot somewhat lost itself when it turned into some weird cat and mouse game between the Shinsengumi and the Masked Demons. The former always running here and there, trying to get the latest info to sniff out the latter. Although only the small fries are taken out and the wicked activity of the day is stopped for now, overall the Masked Demons are still a step ahead.

It still boggles my mind that a group of criminals on death row were made to replace a respectable organization on short notice. Because, aren’t there any other capable officers in the Shinsengumi up for the job? Don’t understand Toudou’s logic in doing this even if he is short of time but if he intends for the criminals to die if they screw up, then it doesn’t matter in the first place because it will still give Shinsengumi a bad name. Imagine a respectable Shinsengumi officer died, TWICE! Oh man. This is so humiliating. So I suppose the only logic other than for reel entertainment is to show us that even criminals like them can turn over a new leaf and prove themselves when given a second chance. So if they can do it, why can’t you? Of course for them it is either a new life or death. So even if they are the dregs of society, they are still human just like everyone else. If circumstances had them turned into criminal ways then, the also can be applied for them to turn back to the right path.

Either way, thank goodness this is set in the past where the internet is not even an idea because with limited communication, people are ready to accept whoever the Shinsengumi are. Which makes me think if the original Shinsengumi were operating in the shadows considering normal citizens accepted the substitutes. This shows they don’t know how the originals look like and this works in favour for our petty criminals. I guess normal people back then too weren’t highly educated because really, when you see this substitute bunch of Shinsengumi, they look like a group of weirdoes and delinquents than someone who gives off a respectable and reputable aura. I mean, take a look at Ichibanboshi. This scrawny punk is the leader of Shinsengumi? I know, it’s not good to judge a book by its cover but seriously, back in those days people are more judgmental than today. Okay, maybe I’m wrong as those times were much simpler. But you get the point I’m trying to say. Nobody knows how the Shinsengumi looks like and knowing them just by their names creates a lot of leeway at least for this series. Convenient.

As for the characters especially the new Shinsengumi substitutes, I have mostly mixed feelings about them. The problem is that with only a dozen episodes, the real enemy is the screen time as it tries to juggle between the story as well as fleshing out of the characters. While it is interesting to note that many of these guys have their own past and it is intriguing to know how they became criminals (or at least labelled as one by the government), all that is mostly just whizzed through. Of course, I don’t want a draggy flashback that last for episodes. Thus I am in a dilemma if they should have dedicated a little more screen time for them. Otherwise they somewhat felt a bit, uhm, empty? Like Ichibanboshi as the main character, he gets the main focus but even so, that isn’t as deep as I thought it would be. Sakuya and Akira have some cut scenes too but just enough to let us know. Whereas Sougen and Suzuran’s past was mostly a quick mention and if your ears weren’t paying attention, you would’ve missed it.

Despite Shinsengumi being a single organization, they split up the characters and pair them up. Perhaps easier for us to understand? For instance, hot headed Ichibanboshi is always with emotionless Sakuya. The latter keeps insulting the former and calling him Bakaboshi. They are like oil and water and don’t work together at the start. But when you’re together for this long, they’re like an unwitting combo. And being too long with each other too, Sakuya has also been infected with his ‘dumbness’. Not that he dislikes it now. Then there is this Gyatarou and Bo pairing. I don’t think they’re the comic relief of the group but they are certainly in the running for one. At least they are quite casual and jovial when you have a big retarded guy and a scrawny oji-san who has unlimited connection with the orphans. The more interesting pair is Sougen and Suzuran because of the clash of their different beliefs. Imagine putting a scientist-cum-doctor with a religious holy man. That spells like trouble but surprisingly, both of them work very well and complement each other. Especially Sougen being the mad scientist and the excuse for him to create inventions that is way ahead of its time. And what’s with Suzuran with his playboy attitude and deadpan jokes? Yeah, these 2 are truly interesting.

Odd one out Akira as the only woman in the team, it feels like they want to troll us with some possible romance with Katsura, sometimes whom I want to refer as the eighth member of the Shinsengumi. This part feels somewhat unnecessary but it’s like they need to remind us that Akira is a woman masquerading as a man. Hence when all this is over, she need not stay masculine and hence can resign to her feminine features. The only man who will accept all that is your playboy Katsura who is trying to win her heart bit by bit with his somewhat cheesy lines. I can see why Akira is always flustering. Maybe a few more times to break down her armour and her heart is all yours!

Toudou might sound like a grumpy and bossy provisional leader of the new Shinsengumi but I suppose this is necessary because he is dealing with criminals at first. If he doesn’t put his foot down, they’re going to step all over his head. There’s that possibility. Even if the new Shinsengumi draws closer and becomes somewhat like family, Toudou still maintains his distance and professionalism. Most likely this unpleasant face of his is due to the fact of his regret of not dying with the rest of his original Shinsengumi comrades. I assure you, being alive does more wonders than being dead. Had all Shinsengumi members died that night, the Masked Demons would have already engulfed the world in war and perhaps the end of the world already in sight.

The most shoehorned character (if I should consider it so) would be Rashomaru FKA Tsukito. We need some sort of reason why Ichibanboshi is most motivated in his fights. Ah, his little brother whom he thought was dead. Now that he is on the other side, hence this clash of ideals and brothers feuding with each other. It gets a bit annoying after a while to see Ichibanboshi and Rashomaru clash so many times but their fight is never settled as the latter escapes. And then there is Ichibanboshi’s resolve for his little bro to come back to the path of light, which gets a bit draggy after a while. You thought Rashomaru would be a stubborn old goat because he sounded like believed in the strength of the strongest and not the weakest. And then suddenly what do you know, he develops a conscious after a near death experience and even more so after being saved by his brother-cum-enemy. Just like that he wants to leave the Masked Demons?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This guy should know better! Because they don’t want some tragedy of Rashomaru being killed off and dying like a dog, hence the plot of shoehorning him into this vessel for a resurrected monster. So it’s not Rashomaru they’re fighting. Cut down this monster and we can save him too. There. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. How convenient. Unfortunately to give him the ultimate redemption and atone for all his sins, they still kill him off because it would be weird if he becomes a new unit captain of the Shinsengumi. And why am I not surprised the f*cking big boss of the Masked Demons is Tsuchimikado? Got to surprise us with a character who only appeared once to make us forget and then down the road, tadah! Surprise! I’m the big bad baddie you’re looking for! Thank goodness the Shinsengumi don’t have to dirty their hands in killing him. Yeah, noticed how Rashomaru and Tsuchimikado killed themselves? Though, both deaths had different repercussions.

Action scenes are pretty passable but nothing that would put you on the edge of your seat. It’s an action series so you have to see the characters swing their sword or their modified weapons. Most interestingly, Suzuran and his electric powered blade. I’m sure we’ll be bored if we have everyone swinging swords. So leave that to Ichibanboshi, Sakuya and Akira while you have Sougen using mostly explosives, Bo and his big brush (?!) and Gyatarou and his guns. The oddest part is seeing their swords glow in their assigned colour codes because it makes it look like one weird lightsaber. I suppose it’s to signal the dead original Shinsengumi’s soul in them but it’s pretty forgettable. Just nice to look at and a temporary measure for the weapons to become super invincible and cut through the hardest steel whatsoever. While there are some gory and bloody moments too, it felt rather mild to me. Rashomaru’s weapon looks WTF because I thought he was carrying an oversized USB drive! Really!

Art and animation are pretty standard. However with the very colourful vibes of the characters, sometimes it makes the whole thing look somewhat cartoonish. Yes, our main characters are so brightly coloured and even somewhat colour coded that it feels like they are, uhm, sentai warriors but without the mask and suit? Sorry, not good a reference. Perhaps the thin cell shading technique also makes this look a bit cartoony. And all those Masked Demon goons look the same. I don’t know, do they have some cloning technique or something? Otherwise they could’ve just mass produced armies and take over the world too. CGI is also used but mainly on those soldiers. They’re not really noticeable if you don’t focus too much on it. Not the best but also not the worst. On a side note, doesn’t Toudou look like a meaner version of Yoh of Shaman King? Even Suzuran’s pointy tail hairstyle reminds me of Ren. Doesn’t Tsukito look a bit like Faust? Am I seeing some sort of trend here? Oh right, I read the designer for Shaman King helped designed the characters for this series. So that’s why the character designs look so familiar. The backgrounds and backdrops are okay but sometimes they look a bit like sketchy. This anime is done by Geno Studio who did Golden Kamuy and Kokkoku.

Voice acting is also passable as I only recognized Shinichiro Miki as Sougen and Sho Hayami as Tsuchimikado. I mistakenly thought it was Nobuhiko Okamoto behind Suzuran’s voice. One of those less angsty roles that makes him sound close to gay. Too bad it’s Yuuto Uemura (Amajiki in Boku No Hero Academia). I also thought Takahiro Sakurai was Sakuya but I was wrong again as it’s Shunichi Toki (Hakaru in Taishou Otome Otogibanashi). Other casts include Gen Sato as Ichibanboshi (Enju in Kaizoku Oujo), Taku Yashiro as Rashomaru/Tsukito (Ryuuji in Darwin’s Game), Sumire Uesaka as Akira (Sanae in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai), Wataru Takagi as Gyatarou (Genta in Detective Conan), Fukushi Ochiai as Bo (Kimura in Karakai Jouzu No Takagi-san), Toshiyuki Toyonaga as Toudou (Mikado in Durarara), Shintarou Asanuma as Katsura (Tsuda in Seitokai Yakuindomo), Yuusuke Shirai as Katamori (Sojun in Show By Rock!! Mashumairesh) and Nobuo Tobita as Shozan (Pekoms in One Piece).

The opening theme, Icchiban Hikari! Bucchigire by Takanori Nishikawa is an upbeat rock piece to get you into the grove and action pace of the series. I have nothing against it but doesn’t resonate with me. The ending theme is also a badass edgy rock theme infused with a bit of hip hop element, Danzai Democracy by Jizou Sonzai Name-less. I slightly prefer this one over the opener. Oddly for the ending credits animation, somehow it felt like they couldn’t commission anyone to do it so they just have somebody taking their cameras walking around the streets of modern day Japan while having neon light sketches of the characters’ outlines all over the place. Please make up your mind if you want me to go sightseeing in Japan or watch some light show of the series’ characters. This style seems to be somewhat similar in another anime in the same season: Kumichou Musume To Sewagakari. Is this some trend going on?

On a trivial note, there is a very short segment at the end of each episode. It feels so out of place because this part is supposed to be a short comedy sketch. Very short. Lasting about 15 seconds, we see the characters doing somewhat funny stuffs. Unfortunately it falls flat for me. The joke ends abruptly because of the limited time. Sure, I do get what the joke is intended and meant to be but the way they present it and considering how short this segment is, it mostly comes off as WTF than LOL. So strange. Before your mind can sink in, it’s already over. I wonder why they need to put in this part at all. Like as though somebody had this idea to make this series as comedy in the first place but that idea was shot down and this small piece is just a token of appreciation for that. Yeah.

Overall, this series had some potential and I really wanted to like it. But it was bogged down with clichéd stuffs and although in the end it didn’t turn out to be a big disaster, it still felt that it could have been slightly better than this. After all, the most famous anime Shinsengumi still goes to Gintama, another samurai themed anime but filled with wacky nonsensical parodies. In terms of the samurai genre, this series just ranks mediocre (Samurai Deeper Kyo being an example of f*cking bad) and it’s just sad that they tried but it still isn’t good enough (my, such high standards are we?). It is still an interesting concept to use a group of villains and turn them into heroes although I wonder at this point if it is going to be milked to death. Because now reimagine when the real Avengers or Justice League gets wiped out and replaced by Marvel and DC villains! Imagine Lex Luthor is your new Superman, Joker your new Batman and Thanos your new everybody! Boy, we’re gonna be so confused and scared! Of this reimagining, that is!

Kumichou Musume To Sewagakari

16 December, 2022

Remember the last time a yakuza tried to tell and show us how cool it is to be a husband? Perhaps putting many of real husbands to shame! Yeah. That. So this time, what is a yakuza dude going to show us this time? Why, how to take care and babysit and young girl! OMG. That either sounds funny, weird or cringe but you better believe it. Kumichou Musume To Sewagakari has the most violent and demonic yakuza member suddenly being thrust into the role of taking care of the yakuza boss’ little daughter. Definitely a mismatch and an eyebrow raiser but I guess they’re going to tell us that even the most hardened hard boiled and weather bitten man can soften up as long as a cute loli is in his presence. Aww, how sweet. So is this a show for lolicons or what?!

Episode 1
Tooru Kirishima is the top dog of the Sakuragi yakuza family. He is supposed to stop his violent ways and go for a more conversational approach. Too bad his enemies can’t understand that so he returns to his beat down mode. Feel better? Because of that, the big boss himself, Kazuhiko Sakuragi is not amused with his ways but thanks to his part, it has kept the family afloat. In order to make him learn more about responsibility, he hands him a job to take care of his daughter, Yaeka. He cannot refuse and must take this seriously. Or he’ll kill him! While Kirishima accepts the job, Yaeka of course doesn’t look too thrilled. He tries to comb her hair but sucks. He heard his comrade, Kei Sugihara laughing so he has him help out and makes his hair instead. Kirishima then walks with Yaeka to school. Noticing a couple of baddies following them and out for revenge, he can’t get violent before this girl. So he pretends to Yaeka to play red light green light so he can meet his shy friends. The moment she starts counting down, Kirishima bolts back, beats those goons up and returns to her! OMFG! DID HE STOP TIME!!! HOW F*CKING FAST IS HE?! Yaeka thinks he is a liar because she didn’t see anybody in the back. Yeah. Unbelievable.

When aunt, Kanami Kurosaki visits, Yaeka lights up. But upon learning she’ll open her shop this noon, she returns being gloomy. She talks with Kirishima and Sugihara about Yaeka’s depression. She wasn’t always like that. Has it something to do with this morning because she didn’t want Kirishima to enter. Then they find a hidden letter about the open house today. It is believed because Kirishima feels a lot like a stranger, she didn’t want to ask him. She would want to ask someone whom she is familiar with like Kanami or even dad. Of course in dad’s case he cannot come for obvious reasons. Kanami remembers she asked the same thing before but because she cannot come, Yaeka reluctantly accepted it and looked sad about it. In Yaeka’s class, the parents watch their child drawing. Yaeka sadly draws hers alone when suddenly Kirishima shows up and compliments it. Now all the moms thinking how hot her dad is! Yaeka corrects them that her real dad looks more handsome than this! This getting complicated! Back home, Kirishima sees Yaeka outside his boss’ room. She is in a dilemma whether to give this drawing to him for she doesn’t know if he’ll like it. He relates today’s afternoon in which he wouldn’t know if visiting Yaeka would go well or not. Now he is glad he did. He believes her feelings will get through him. Flashback shows Kanami told Kirishima to attend the open house because even though he might be a stranger now, in time to come he may become part of Yaeka’s family. With daddy accepting Yaeka’s drawing, Yaeka thanks Kirishima and is happy he came. On a grimmer note, we see Miyuki who is Kazuhiko’s wife in a comatose state in hospital.

Episode 2
It seems that somebody is impersonating as Kirishima and Sugihara, causing trouble on their turf. The duo investigate this and learn that some rival gang has hired amateurs to bring their name down. But in the meantime, Yaeka has been handed a poster for the fireworks festival by Kanami so she invites Kirishima and Sugihara there. While they have a lot of fun, the highlight is Yaeka wants a rabbit doll from the shooting gallery. Unknown to them all, the stall owner has rigged the game and nailed the doll to the board. So when Kirishima starts shooting the owner and he gets all annoyed, clumsily knocking the closet and everything else except the doll came tumbling down, the gig is up. After watching the fireworks, Yaeka wonders if they can come back here again. Of course they will. It’s a promise. After returning Yaeka home, they get word about the imposters showing up. So the real one go down to the bar and show who’s boss. Yeah, they get so scared they just run away. Be thankful they still got their life intact. When they return to report to Kazuhiko, they see Yaeka sleeping on his lap. Seems she was waiting for them to welcome them home. Kirishima realizes if he is entering her life, then she would be to his. Tadaima.

When Kazuhiko thinks of visiting Miyuki in hospital, he doesn’t want to bring Yaeka along. When she was 3 and they visited her, Yaeka started crying as she couldn’t believe mom is still ‘sleeping’. It traumatized her. He stopped bringing her. But now that she is grown up a little, he hopes she should see her once. Yaeka heard this and claims she will not go. Because mommy is still sleeping and she’s like a person she doesn’t know anymore. She runs back to her room with Kirishima going after her. Yaeka thinks mom hates her because she doesn’t respond to her during those visits. Kirishima doesn’t think so. He sees Miyuki as someone who is kinder and stronger than him. Her parents as the perfect couple but God decided to cast a cruel spell on her that made her lonely and painful. The only way is to give up and be with God. However Miyuki refused to allow that. Because she loves Yaeka. That is why she is resisting God in her dreams. She may not be able to wake up but as long as she gets to live with her daughter and see her smile, she’ll continue fighting. He hopes they can go visit to support her. Yaeka now in tears because she realized she just said bad things about mom. Kirishima doesn’t think so. She’ll be more than happy if she comes to see her. Yaeka now returns to dad and wants to go see mom. She wants to apologize to her. Kazuhiko notes her smile the same like mom and that she can put on that face when they visit. Why the f*ck Sugihara crying… Later Yaeka wonders why Kirishima is so good to her. He must be a kind person for always helping her, right? He doesn’t think so and claims he is more of a demon but she doesn’t believe him. She wants to be a kind person like him. He doesn’t want her to be like him (boss will turn in his grave!) and believes she will become a much stronger and kinder person than he is.

Episode 3
Yaeka visits her mom and talks to her. Brings us to tears, no? While they wait outside, Kirishima stumbles into his old friend, Touichirou Aoi. He was Kazuhiko’s right hand man before he left. Now he’s just a normal dad raising his kid, Kouki. He’s here to get his kid vaccinated. When Aoi said to be nice with Yaeka, Kouki did one step ahead by asking her to date her! Is that how you raised your kid?! Yaeka wonders if something happened that made Aoi left the family. Kirishima says he had something else more important to protect and had to leave because he cannot protect them both. Yaeka hopes Aoi can make up with her dad again since he isn’t mad at him for whatever reasons. As thanks for cheering him up, he’ll tell a little embarrassing secret about Kirishima… Kanami notes how Kirishima was always following Aoi very closely and slowly his way of living is now reflected in him. On the way back, Kirishima and Yaeka stumble into an abandoned kitten. Also next to it is a starving girl, Ayumu Hanada. Seems she ran away from her after being nagged by her parents for having bad grades. Then she stumbled into this kitten and can’t leave it alone. She bought cat food and used up all her money. Yaeka thinks of adopting this kitty so Ayumu can go home. Ayumu’s not the problem but is Yaeka sure she wants to bring this cat home? It’ll be a lot of work, you know. Since she doesn’t want it to be alone, that’s your answer. Ayumu agrees to go home and hopes they’ll meet again. Kirishima hopes not. Yaeka names the kitty Ohagi. Morning comes, Yaeka is going to feed it but it went off somewhere. Somehow it ended up hiding in one of the boxes in the storeroom loaded with antiques. Yeah, now it traumatizes itself! So they have to start looking. Oops! Broke one antique! Will selling your organs be enough? Ohagi is found but how to explain this broken bowl to Kazuhiko? Ohagi putting up a cute display and Yaeka ‘translating’ to forgive it, even a demon will succumb to that cuteness and start forgiving. Thank goodness, right?

Episode 4
Kazuhiko needs to increase the family’s finances. So he wants Kirishima and Sugihara to dabble in streaming! The only condition is that they can’t let the other family members know. So we see Sugihara coming up with this masked yakuza idea to hide their identities while showing video clips of their daily lives. Is this YouTube content family friendly?! So everybody, welcome Misty the yakuza and his goons known as Team Cherry! The first video hit a crazy amount of views. This spurs them to do more of such videos until it reaches a point where normal civilians want to find out their identity. Hence they decide to go on a hiatus and do an apology video. But this makes them even more famous. Even Kanami points out despite how hilarious they are, they might be a bad influence on kids. Yeah, after hearing a few kids chanting Team Cherry’s trademark line, they fear Yaeka might get influenced. Or worse. Dislike button! They want to take down everything but Kazuhiko summons them. Oh no. Actually, he now wants them to sing via streaming! So they are given the rundown on what to do by this agency which is basically impossible to these yakuza dudes. Then as they delete all their videos to run away for good, suddenly another channel features them. Before you know it, they are celebrities again and going on public events. Heck, they go on a worldwide tour, meet important VIPs and have collaborations with others! OMFG!!! Kirishima ponders if this is what he should be doing. And then he remembers Yaeka. A loud scream of anguish. Turns out it was all a dream. F*cking cliché. FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!! Oh well, back to the normal mundane routine. The best life that Kirishima can ask for. When Sugihara wants to show him a funny video, he instantly gets beat down. Did he say something offensive? No to streaming! They’re trying to tell us to get off social media for a better life, eh? DEFINITELY!

Episode 5
Kirishima attends some drinking with several affiliated families of Sakuragi. He is confronted by Yanagi who mocks him about babysitting but of course Kirishima gives him a warning that he isn’t babysitting but working. With Kirishima having his day off, Sugihara thought he could get closer to Yaeka. He thinks his huge collection of movies will awe her and even if they watch her favourite children series, WTF Sugihara gets emotional in the end?! Sugihara realizes the obvious. Yaeka giving that smirk when she now knows something about Kirishima that she previously doesn’t. When Sugihara tries to tell more of what he knows, looks like Yaeka already knows. Bored girl goes to shop with Kanami. Sorry Sugihara, looks like you aren’t going to become Yaeka’s #1. Meanwhile Kirishima hangs out with an old classmate, Rei Hojo (GAAAAAAAAY!!!!). In the café they are in, they hear a commotion nearby. Looks like Yanagi making a fuss about the bad food. Time for another Kirishima reminder. Get out and don’t get back here or else. Since Kanami will be baking cake with Yaeka tonight, so tonight’s dinner will be dined outside. Kazuhiko has Kirishima make some reservations at their usual place but looks like there is an event today and so no reservations. However Kirishima heard a familiar voice in the background. Yup, it’s Yanagi being bossy and throwing his weight around. Time to go take care of business. So as we see Yanagi badmouthing about Kirishima to his lackey and how soft that he has become, then surprise motherf*cker! Here is Kirishima! You think he won’t do it? It’s jerks like him that get their just desserts so eat up and prepare for bedtime! Kirishima beats the hell out of him while lecturing him about following rules (in which Yaeka does pretty much better than him). As he leaves, he stumbles into Yuri Mashiro of a different family. Kirishima doesn’t like him and stays away. Kirishima soon has Sugihara do the cleaning up while he returns to enjoy Yaeka’s chocolate cake. Yeah, Sugihara had to bury Yanagi and his lackey! At least leaving their heads in the open to breathe. Mashiro then comes by and thinks how Kirishima has gotten soft. It indicates he finished them off with a shovel.

Episode 6
Wow. Kirishima a hit with those wives at school. They even think they can help out for Yaeka’s upcoming birthday so be sure to invite them. On the way back, they stumble into Rei. While Kirishima doesn’t appreciate Rei’s presence, Rei thinks he’s just a shy boy. He is shocked to hear from Yaeka that Kirishima is a nice person. When they were in school, Kirishima hardly smiled. Now he can guess why he has softened a lot and that’s not a bad thing. Don’t go falling for Kirishima now. Kirishima discusses with Kanami on what to get Yaeka for her birthday present. He wants to surprise her by cooking, something he has not done before. This means Kirishima can’t accompany Yaeka to the park as he will be learning cooking from Kanami. At least Yaeka will have Sugihara and Takeuchi as company, right? Yeah, she doesn’t look happy. At the park, she makes friends with a foreign loli, Sara. When they go home, they find they are actually neighbours. Now they can play together forever! Sara’s father, Leon comes by to give his thanks as he just moved in. So Sara is the only kid Yaeka invited for her birthday, huh? Leon has a swell time chatting with Kazuhiko and telling how his family fell in love with Japan and decided to move here. Yup, another case of foreigner loving Japan like mad. The foreigners having so much energy, Kazuhiko looks like his energy is being drained from his soul… The guys have to keep up with the lolis trying to chase Ohagi because you know what it means if they break the precious antiques, right?! Thankfully, nothing else was broken except the spirit of Sugihara who lost to the lolis. Yeah… Yaeka has the best birthday and at the end of the day, Kirishima finally brings out his omelette rice that he cooked for her. Noticing he put a lot of effort in eat, she can’t wait to eat it. Meanwhile, bad boy Masaya just got out of prison and he can’t wait to kill Kirishima.

Episode 7
Masaya just can’t wait to freaking kill Kirishima. However his boss told him that would be futile because that demon has gone on hiatus looking after a little girl. While Masaya was in prison, Kirishima changed and he hopes Masaya would also do the same. Of course Masaya can’t believe it. Not when Kirishima was the one who gave him this scar by crushing this rock on his face 13 years ago! But he better believe it now because here comes Kirishima with Yaeka. Obviously Kirishima doesn’t remember him. You bet Masaya is angry and wants to fight. With Rei in the picture, he is glad the ‘friends’ are reunited. Friends my foot because Masaya believes they are grouped together as one back in high school because they’re all weirdoes and outcasts. After graduating high school, Masaya picked fights to test his strength so he could best Kirishima one day. Then he got picked up by his current yakuza family and was told he could find this Kirishima dude who is now stronger as ever like a demon. When Masaya continues to b*tch about this, Kirishima is going to show his true I-don’t-give-a-f*ck attitude and probably it would’ve gotten worse had not Yaeka stopped him. Masaya’s boss is here to pick him up and apologizes for the ruckus. And that’s the end of that. Revenge maybe next time then. Sugihara goes to see a client, Kono for some deal in Kirishima’s stead. Kono thinks he is just a lackey and can be easily duped but to his surprise, Sugihara can see true his wiles. Sugihara knows he has been doing illegal stuffs on their turf and was sent to crush him. Be glad it isn’t Kirishima. Kono mocks him of being Kirishima’s shadow so Sugihara shows he too can get violent. He is just a little bit kinder than Kirishima. Flashback shows Sugihara was a thief. He stole some antique cup from a stole and the next day returned to steal another. But Kirishima was there because the cup he was supposed to pick up was no longer there and the old granny couldn’t remember she sold it to anyone. So isn’t it strange for a youngster like Sugihara to show interest in antiques? Worse, Sugihara gave himself away by describing the cup. Kirishima then has him make tea before he gets his beating. Sugihara remembers he was an outcast and was never praised. Causing trouble, he finally got disowned by his family. When Kirishima praised his tea, Sugihara felt happy and wanted to work for him. He returned the stolen cup and swore to follow him forever. Kono wakes up with Mashiro by his side. Looks like Mashiro was just using him for whatever and to prevent others from knowing this, he is going to silence him. Sugihara returns to make tea for Kirishima. Obviously he has forgotten since all tea tastes the same to him.

Episode 8
Aoi is here to pay his respects to Kazuhiko. It’s been a long time since he has dropped by for a visit. Oddly, he told Yaeka he wanted to visit and then she relayed that message to daddy rather than himself. So Aoi is probably nervous since it’s been a while. So as they meet, flashback to those days when Aoi was the top commander and Kirishima the troublemaker who often gets into no good fights. Aoi always keeps lecturing him but Kirishima never listened. Miyuki doesn’t mind since it makes the household livelier. It would be even more when Yaeka is born. During that time too, Aoi’s wife, Sanae was also expecting a child. But one night he was supposed to be with her and running late, Sanae got so worried and kept calling but he didn’t pick up (phone no battery! Always!). Aoi was trying to clean up Kirishima’s mess after he beat up one of those guys. But then the guy attacked back. By the time Aoi returned to hospital, he was nearly covered in blood. A bit wounded but not lethal. This causes Sanae to go into shock. Ever since, any small incident will cause her to have panic attacks and become sick. Aoi realized he has taken her kindness for granted and that is when he left the Sakuragi family to protect his own. Kazuhiko gave his blessings since he was determined. Obviously it all paid off as we see him wearing a different smile. Though, Aoi remembers Kirishima and Yaeka as a toddler often played with each other. Too bad neither remembers. Yaeka always sleeping cutely on Kirishima. Aww, how sweet. Aoi can observe Kirishima and get great tips on how to connect with a child. Yeah, he looks so natural.

Episode 9
Yaeka seems anxious and obviously Kirishima notices about it. But he gets even more suspicious when Sugihara and the rest try to keep him at bay. With all that noise and Kirishima getting too suspicious, eventually Kazuhiko calls him to have him explain what is going on. But then something feels weird too. Kazuhiko trying to distract him and make him stay? Something is really fishy! Especially when big boss trying to pin him down and won’t let him go! But soon the gig is up as everything is ready as Yaeka pops the big birthday surprise for Kirishima. She planned this little birthday party for him after he celebrated hers. So they have their own mini party and later with Kazuhiko and Kanami. They talk about the old times as we see how Kazuhiko and Miyuki first met. Kazuhiko was a frequent customer at a flower shop since flower arranging is a hobby of his. At that time, Miyuki just started out as an apprentice. Thinking he is an expert on the subject, she wanted to meet up so he could teach her more about flowers. And as you can see, one thing led to another. They had lots of great time with each other. To a point she forgot to ask him about the flowers. There’ll always be next time, right? So he exchanged his card so they can meet up and talk more about whatever they want. The rest is history. It brings back lots of memories for Kanami that Kazuhiko, Aoi and Kirishima used to come here often. But ever since Miyuki went into coma, she felt like they got torn apart and in some ways she felt a bit lonely. So when Yaeka went to visit her mom, it felt like a coincidence that all of them were there and their hearts as one again. She thanks Yaeka for being the one who brought them all together again.

Episode 10
Kirishima thanking Yaeka for the great memories. She tries to do a funny face for him. He has her do it one more time but this time he snaps a quick one. Unknown to them, some baddie has snapped a photo of them and intends to kidnap the little one just to get back at Kirishima. Kirishima and his guys accompany Yaeka and her friends to play at the park. Is this weird or creepy seeing a bunch of grown men playing with lolis?! Thank goodness no housewives around to spread misinformation. One day when Kirishima is late to pick up Yaeka at the park, she is met with this guy Shinmoto who claims he is Kirishima’s friend. Kirishima is being stalled by a couple of guys who have a bone to pick with him. Kirishima’s options are limited when Shinmoto shows up with Yaeka. The goons beat down Kirishima as Yaeka wonders why they are doing this to him. Shinmoto claims Kirishima is the bad guy and is being punished. Yaeka denies this since Kirishima is a good person. Shinmoto doesn’t like the sound of that and knocks out Yaeka. The sight of an unconscious Yaeka turns Kirishima into a demon. He mercilessly beats down Shinmoto and is actually going to kill him but stops when Yaeka calls out to him. He comes to his senses and brings her to hospital. He regrets all that has happened and vowed to clean this up. Kazuhiko tells him to cool his head. Since they touched Yaeka, it is the family’s problem now. Kirishima’s job is to stay by Yaeka’s side when she wakes up while the family will deal with the perpetrators. But that won’t last long as Kirishima soon goes off on his own. Masaya trying to pick a fight with him but Kirishima ignores him even when being roughed up. Even when Masaya gets his ass handed to him eventually, he is happy because the demon is back. Kazuhiko and his family trying to get info and it’s a race against time to stop this from getting out of hand. Too bad they’re too late. Mashiro paying off some of Shinmoto’s men who eventually get butchered by the demon himself. Kirishima then goes to beat up Shinmoto’s goons and Mashiro relishes seeing the real Kirishima back again.

Episode 11
Before Kirishima can kill, Kazuhiko is here to punch some senses into him for disobeying his orders. After letting his men handle those yakuza goons, Kazuhiko continues to tell Kirishima that it is okay not to forget his past. However he is not the yakuza crusher now but the babysitter. With Yaeka regaining consciousness, Kirishima rushes back to the hospital. Is he going to touch her with his bloodied hands? I guess she doesn’t care as she has happy he is back. And what does Kirishima do? Fall asleep. Kirishima spends his usual time with Yaeka. Nothing much else happening. Until Sugihara gets a rude wakeup call, a message from Kirishima that he has left for fear he would cause more trouble. Talking to Kazuhiko about this, Kirishima also told him the same and he believes Kirishima would have still left even if he tried to stop him. So he had to let him go to sort out his feelings. It is only irresponsible if he doesn’t come back. So for now, Sugihara is in charge of Yaeka. Yeah, Yaeka doesn’t look quite happy… A lost Kirishima is bumming out by himself. Playing Russian roulette by himself?! Well, fate has him still live… Sugihara is unsure of what to do and seeing Yaeka waiting for Kirishima’s return, he tells the truth that he ran away from home. He will go look for him and drag him back. Yaeka wants to come along too. Mashiro confronts Kirishima and relishes the chance to see him go back to his demonic ways. Kirishima realizes he was the one who set this up. Is he going to shoot him?! They troll us by showing he got a direct shot between the eyes but he missed and Mashiro still lives. Aoi spots Kirishima hanging out at the park. He can tell he is troubled but Kirishima won’t say. Until Yaeka comes running to him and tells him not to run away. Now it’s an emotional Sugihara’s turn to lecture him about being irresponsible and all. That’s not the free spirited Kirishima he knows. Thank goodness that is enough to bring him back to his senses. Aoi and Yaeka have a nice free drama. Kirishima is ready to go back with Yaeka now as he promises not to make the wrong choice again.

Episode 12
Kirishima trying to atone himself by cutting his fingers?! Sugihara trying to stop him and since they’re so noisy, they get whacked by Kazuhiko. We have a guest! Yes, Aoi is here to visit. Aoi then comes to talk to them. Yaeka learns Kouki has a baby sister, Hina. Just like Kirishima and Yaeka then, eh? But Yaeka isn’t pleased because Kirishima knew her back then but she doesn’t know about him. This has Aoi inviting them to his place since he has lots of old photos of Kirishima. You bet Yaeka wants to come since this is part of his atonement. Kirishima and Yaeka visit Aoi’s house. Damn Kouki still trying to hit on her! Daddy needs a word! This noise wakes up Hina and she can’t stop crying. But she got curious after seeing Yaeka and they become good friends. She is not scared of her since Kouki always talks to her about Yaeka. Aoi then shows the old photos. One of them is a picture of baby Yaeka sleeping on Kirishima’s leg? Both can’t remember but soon Kirishima does. It was after one of those violent beat up assignments so he was ordered to stay home. With everyone out, Yaeka ushered him to play with her. Uhm, WHO THE F*CK WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AFTER HER?! HOW DID SHE WANDER HERE?! He is barely winging it but Yaeka was totally impressed. At the end of the day, tired Yaeka slept on his leg as Miyuki noted and hoped he can play with Yaeka when she gets older. Uhm, WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING YAEKA, MIYUKI???!!! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?! I hope the coma wasn’t divine retribution for this. OOPS! Now Aoi’s wife says the same thing and hopes Yaeka can play with Hina when she gets older. As Yaeka wants to buy flowers for her mom, at the flower shop, Kirishima notices this kalanchoe plant whom his mom loved. Yaeka notes this and wants him to buy for her too. Soon, Kirishima visits his parents’ grave. He remembers mom loved flowers and especially its language. Kalanchloe was her favourite but she never told him its meaning as she wanted him to find out when he grows older. But after she passed and high school Kirishima found out what it means, he became depressed not knowing it earlier. So the start of his lost delinquent ways? Now he is glad that he is a babysitter of a little girl who is more mature and responsible than him. She made him realize a lot of things and many of the answers are within him. Yaeka narrates that she has made friends and being closer to everyone since Kirishima became her caretaker. She hopes to have more friends so as not to become lonely. She writes a hopeful letter that mommy will get better.

Goku-loli-dou!
Aww… How sweet, right? Kirishima and Yaeka continuing as they are and doing them both some good. Kirishima staying out of fights and be more thoughtful while Yaeka is no longer a loner and has a few friends to call her own. I wonder if this task is for a lifetime for Kirishima. Until the day he drops dead. Unless he gets married and calls it quit to raise his own family. Until then, enjoy the yakuza and the loli while you can. Oh boy, can’t wait when Yaeka grows up and has that rebellious phase. It’ll be a totally different and another (alternate) story for another time.

When you have a synopsis that tells of a grown adult taking care of a young child, that is enough to tell you what kind of pacing this series is going to have. Yes, this is supposed to fall into those anime categories of calm and relaxing or feel good series. After all, this is what the series revolves about. Basically random easy going skits and everyday adventures of Kirishima and Yaeka. Wow. It might sound boring to some and a cure for insomnia but yeah, that is basically what it is. Trying to build and grow a relationship and bond between them to a point where they become somewhat inseparable. What are the chances Yaeka will view Kirishima as her new daddy?! OMG. I shudder to think that would actually happen because I don’t think Kazuhiko will be that careless to let his daddy status slip to Kirishima. It’s a possibility but considering that pace and direction of this series, it is highly unlikely.

So while that premise might sound really boring to those (especially bloodthirsty sadists – which proves this kind of series isn’t for you people), the odd part is how it uses and pairs the yakuza theme with babysitting. I mean, generally when you think of the yakuza, you would normally associate these kind of shady people like the mafia and triad societies. Yeah, how can some cruel tattoo-laden people (some even with missing fingers!) take care of an innocent little child, right? Well, that is stereotypic biasness for you. That’s what happens when you collectively make an assumption for an entire group or organization. The general perception is of course the yakuza are bad people. But as in real life, not all of them are bad people. Fun fact: Do you know the yakuza isn’t illegal in Japan? In the end, the yakuza is also human beings like you and me. Just like how they have a tough badass side, they too have a soft human touch side. Well, at least that is what this anime wants to tell us.

Hence the big focus is cultivating the bond between Kirishima and Yaeka, which feels a bit odd at first. Because you know, Kirishima has a very scary reputation and is a very dangerous person whom you don’t want to mess with personally. Basically he is the devil reincarnated. And then suddenly the big boss puts him in charge of taking care of his own daughter! Woah. Hold on a minute there. I can understand why he wants Kirishima to change his violent ways but to suddenly put this raging bull in charge of his own flesh and blood? Well, according to the anime script, since Yaeka is too cute, hence no violence should be allowed on her. So that is why when Kirishima took up this new role for the first time, it felt odd to see him suddenly having his gentle side. Here I was thinking he was going to be a bit rude and uncouth (although unintentionally) and this would make Yaeka afraid of him. But slowly he changes and she starts opening up to him. I thought this would take the bulk of the season. But what do you know? Suddenly Kirishima is a pro in babysitting. It’s like he has this hidden gentle side and his hidden inner talent just came bursting out when needed. In no time, the duo bonded so quickly and closely that by the time the series reaches halfway, it feels like they’ve been this way like forever! Sure, children are much easier to handle but the way this moves along feels a bit unrealistic and unbelievable.

In the back of my mind, I was always thinking there will come this plot whereby Yaeka’s life will be put in danger and hence forcing Kirishima to turn back to his old violent ways. Sometimes I think it wasn’t going to happen considering the genre of this series despite its yakuza theme. After all, all the so called badass yakuza guys are just wimps and wuss when they eventually confront with Kirishima. Uh huh. That’s the weird part too. They talk big and all, thinking they can get revenge in taking down this punk but when the time comes, after getting their asses handed to them, they start to regret it. So, are you guys really serious in taking him down? I’m sure they too have their pride of not stooping so low as to take children as hostage. Until of course Shinmoto came along. Are they going to throw away that no violence policy in front of kids for this? Because time to shake things up and further propel Kirishima and Yaeka’s bond with this crucial turning point. Hence Kirishima having his dark moment and getting lost for a while is necessary so that he could finally realize what is most important to him and never make that same mistake again. In a way, you could thank Yaeka as his angelic saviour.

Hence all this is to prove that Kirishima is still human inside even though we keep prejudicing him as a violent demon based on his violent past. This shows that even the most violent and dangerous people can still change if given the right chance and opportunity. So it’s like this babysitting calling changed him for the better and it is evident since now he has to think of Yaeka’s wellbeing first instead of diving head in with his fist. But like I’ve said, he must have this latent genius talent as a babysitter because he seems to be quite good at the first get-go. The irony that he looks and sounds like a slacker because of his dreamy way of interacting with Yaeka. Sometimes I think that he doesn’t know what to do and just came up with a simple solution. Yeah, always try to look cool and keep calm in all situations. But since it works, I guess that’s that. Since Yaeka is a good girl and quite obedient, the reason why this babysitting thingy looks a whole lot easier. Imagine if she was a spoilt brat and a very demanding one, I can see a very different ball game. Otherwise, the duo getting good vibes with each other also proves that respect for each other is earned and they definitely got that.

The other characters are pretty okay and in many ways, make the yakuza look like a bunch of mild people. Yeah, here we thought they always had that mean looking expression but I guess putting that up 24/7 is tiring. They only put that up when they think you deserve to be taught a lesson. So like Sugihara, he looks and sounds like a wimp and is mostly a fall guy. The running joke that he tries to ‘badmouth’ Kirishima but the cliché moment is that Kirishima is around and heard what he said so he is going to pay dearly for that. Within the family he is like a bully victim but when outside, he is as formidable as another other family member. So to hammer in that not all yakuza guys are bad people, we see them as nice people and even some like Aoi as an ex-member who now has his own family, they are just normal human beings. Can’t wait to see Kouki growing up and still not giving up in hitting on Yaeka. I mean, can you blame this kid? Whom did he take after that playboy genes from?!

I keep wondering if that frown on Kazuhiko’s face is permanent but I guess being the boss of a yakuza family isn’t easy. He’s got his family and business to run so he’s got quite a lot on his plate that we don’t see. Got to also remember his wife is in coma and that might be worse than death seeing she is in a state of limbo. Because she is not dead, they cannot move on. Her life is hanging in the balance and it’s like everyone is also stuck there. So I can see why Kazuhiko can’t play the single parent and raise Yaeka himself singlehandedly. To show Yaeka isn’t a loner, she has a couple of friends her age, namely the foreigner Sara. So you lolicons can rejoice and have more little girls grace the screen albeit just for a short while. This is necessary because it would seem totally weird if Yaeka only hangs out with grownups. Especially when the adults around her are daddy’s henchmen! Yikes. So it is all not that bad when she has her own group of friends to play with but ultimately the person whom she wants to rely on most is of course Kirishima. No prizes for guessing that one. Ayumu is an odd character and it makes me wonder why she is even necessary. I guess we have moms, aunties and lolis, now we need a teen girl to complete the trope! As long as there is food, this weirdo will come!

One of the most mysterious characters is Mashiro. For a while, I have been wondering and cannot figure out if he is friend or foe. From the way they show snippets of him doing shady stuffs in the background, it messes with your mind if Mashiro is indeed the true villain. While it seems he is from a family who is an ally of the Sakuragi family, hence making him not a direct enemy of the family, however he harbours this deep desire to see Kirishima go back to his old ways. Thus all the shady stuffs he has been doing could be just to set things up just to turn him back to that monster. (I won’t be surprised if he actually killed guys like Shinmoto, Yanagi and Kono as we do not see these losers again but they can’t show it in this family friendly show). It’s a slow and long process maybe but Mashiro looks like the patient man he is and will do what it takes and even wait for eternity just to get a glimpse of that demon he admires. Truly a dangerous person, much more dangerous than straight forward hot headed dumbass punks like Masaya. Yeah, this guy only has beating up Kirishima on his mind, nothing else.

The art and animation are pretty standard. Since everything looks bright and colourful, one might mistake this to be intended for younger audiences. I mean, come on, take a look at these yakuza characters. Damn it all they look so hot and handsome that I actually think they would have been some boy band group in an alternate timeline! Sure, Kirishima might look a bit unkempt but he still looks pretty decent. And of course lolis like Yaeka are so cute that sometimes you want to give these little darlings a big squishy hug. This anime is jointly done by Feel (Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru, Outbreak Company, Da Capo, Papa No Iukoto Wo Kikinasai) and Gaina (Piano No Mori) so if you’re wondering why the characters look so damn hot and cute, the former studio has basically animated a lot of such shows.

Voice acting feels okay too as I only recognized Hiroshi Kamiya as Mashiro (yeah, he sounds so gay), Jun Fukuyama as Masaya and Mai Nakahara as Miyuki. The other casts are Yoshimasa Hosoya as Kirishima (Reiner in Shingeki no Kyojin), Misaki Watada as Yaeka (Michiru in Jigoku Shoujo: Yoi No Togi), Kaito Ishikawa as Kei (Iida in Boku No Hero Academia), Ryouta Takeuchi as Kazuhiko (Elias in Mahoutsukai No Yome), Tomoaki Maeno as Aoi (Schubert in ClassicaLoid), Wataru Hatano as Rei (Gajeel in Fairy Tail), Misa Kobayashi as Kanami (Angela in Genshiken), Ari Ozawa as Ayumu (Moeha in Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai) and Mai Kanno as Sara (Sakura in Idoly Pride). Oh wow, even Ohagi has its own seiyuu? Rin Kusumi (Hiyori in Slow Loop) must have the easiest job meowing all the way.

The opening theme is Mirai No Hero-tachi E by Sho Takeyaki, a live an upbeat rock music, giving the impression that the yakuza are lively and fun people! Oh yeah! The ending theme, Kaerimichi No Iro by Shibuya Hal is more of a hip hop and sounds more relaxing compared to the opener. Though, it’s still quite a lively piece. Weirdly, the ending credits animation is snapshots of the streets of real Japan while we see colourful outline silhouettes of the characters popping up from time to time. Not sure if they have the budget to animate this part but this somewhat rings a similar bell to another series in the same season who did this in a similar fashion: Bucchigire. Is this going to be a trend?

Overall, this series actually leans more towards the calm and relaxing side and nothing far too deep into the dark twisted and violent world of the yakuza. Yeah, can’t risk that family rating for this series, right? So if you’re into animes that are light-hearted and wholesome, you can add this to your list. It is just that using the yakuza theme may feel a bit out of place but I guess if they had used an ordinary salaryman or a single parent, that would sound a bit more boring (Usagi Drop, anyone?). Like I’ve said, perhaps trying to dispel that stereotypic notion that yakuza are bad people because at the end of the day, they are still humans. And for this anime to show that they are good in babysitting and taking care of young children puts some of us in real life to shame! Trying to tell us something?! Oh yeah, what we ordinary people can do, the yakuza can also do it. And better! So what else is there to show us that they can do? Uhm, let’s see… Being a good husband… Being a good babysitter… Aha! Being a good caretaker of your parents! Time to fulfil your filial piety duties and take care of your aging ma and pa! Don’t hold your breath when an anime of that actually comes out.

Engage Kiss

11 December, 2022

Another misleading title. At first I thought Engage Kiss was some sort of sequel to Engage Planet Kiss Dum or at least had something related to it. Unfortunately, both are totally unrelated and had nothing to do with each other. So if this isn’t going to be some sort of mecha series, what is this series going to be about then? Oh, let’s see. Uhm, demons. Main character has some sort of contract with her. Yada, yada, yada… They go around dealing with demons terrorizing the city… Blah, blah, blah… Uhm, so what’s this? Demon girl lives with him and acts like his secretary-cum-housewife to the main character who has an ex-girlfriend who is also is former colleague? Is this some messy slapstick romantic comedy or something? Waifu bait? Maybe that’s why I’m curious to check it out since they worded it in such an ambiguous way. I’m such a sucker…

Episode 1
Shuu Ogata visits his ex-girlfriend, Ayano Yuugiri. She must be worried about him the way he eats from his plate. Not only she pays for the meal but his telephone bill as well?! Got to wonder if she really still has feelings for this broke guy. Then he returns home, almost spooked by Kisara waiting in the dark and has made him a huge serving of vegetable dishes. No money, of course. Better show some gratefulness and eat it all up. Turns out he owes her some money and claims he will return it once he gets some job. It’s been 3 months… Some job auction comes up as Shuu attends it. The host, Masaaki Ashiya who is also the Anti-Demon Bureau Chief briefs of the situation. Some guy in the casino turned into a demon. Basically turning into a D Hazard situation. They are to disable the suspect dead or alive and not do too much damage to the surroundings since this is the entertainment district we’re talking about. The companies discuss and send in their bidding. Shuu’s company gets the job because he bids the lowest reward claim. This leaves the rest furious because it’s like he is getting peanuts for this C-class job and will likely crash the market. Does Shuu care? There are not rules about the lowest bidder, right? Shuu goes back to make his countermeasures. She gets a call from Akino who is Ayano’s mom. Seems her company agreed to help his out but she’ll be taking a big chunk of the reward, leaving him penniless as always. With Ayano and her men barging in to deal with the demon who has now summoned hellhounds, Shuu tries some ambush but the tactic failed. Before he is mincemeat, Kisara saves his ass. However she is too weak to fight again since the demon regenerates. Since Shuu is adamant he wants to defeat the demon at all cost, now he has to bite the bullet and give Kisara what she wants. This means powering up via the strength of their love! Some weird French kissing that powers her up into a killing machine. Not sure if Ayano and Kisara are fighting each other as they argue over Shuu. Uhm, yes they are. In the end, Kisara blames Shuu for everything and wants him to give her a proof of their contract. Uhm, a spare key? But she can walk through walls. JUST GIVE IT TO HER! Happy Kisara now returns in cutting down the demon. So easy. Kisara peeks into the memories of the decapitated head but is in no rush to tell him. She’ll do so over in bed, wink, wink. But they have to get out first since the whole place is crumbling. Oh dear. How will Shuu compensate for that? Don’t worry, they’ll make it out alive since Kisara is A-class D Hazard.

Episode 2
Since the demon’s memories are fuzzy, Kisara cannot extract the full picture. And since when is she his bookkeeper? Oh right. Since he is so f*cking poor, and that she is going to live with him, might as well handle his finances. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE IS GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM FROM NOW ONWARDS?! Better get used to the poor life. As Kisara goes to school, her friends are worried with some of her bruises and thinks her boyfriend is abusing her and making do lewd things for their living expenses. Since Kisara denies but doesn’t make it clear about it all, they think she has been brainwashed into depending on him. Then here comes Mikhail Hachisuka who is so concerned in helping Kisara out. This student council president and the son of Bayron City’s mayor might be handsome and rich but not popular with the ladies because of the way he speaks. Oh well, 2 out of 3 isn’t bad. Yeah, the girls leave him while he is blabbing about whatever. Now we see scumbag Shuu begging Ayano for help. She is reluctant and is going to call mom for advice when she sees a scandalous picture of Kisara and Shuu together. Grrr! No more help! I know a reason why she is following Kisara’s social media… Masaaki talks to Shenfa and Linfa (both deputy mayors and daughters of the mayor) about the possible assassination attack on tonight’s 25th anniversary party. Since it is not possible to cancel this party, he thinks they should hire him as extra security. They agree and Masaaki arranges with Akino for help. Because there is no proof about the perpetrator being a demon (only suspicions), he can’t hold hat auction. Yeah, she knows where to get some cheap firepower. What’s with this people wanting to destroy stuffs? As the mayor gives his speech about the utopia that is Bayron City, Shuu can tell those are all just deceptions and the city is hiding demons. The demons who massacred his family and was covered up. The assassin is a demon who is about to kill the mayor and expose the lies but he is suddenly held back and kicked out by Kisara. The security then engages and chases after him. When cornered by Shuu and Kisara, the demon lecturing them about making their allegiance to greedy people running this city. But they don’t care. Shuu receives new orders to capture this demon alive because he still has his humanity side. So now he is in a dilemma to order this new weapon to capture it. But they’ll be broke! Kisara warns him but Shuu can’t let him get away. Is he willing to live in poverty? Well… Sorry, he loves her bean sprouts! And just like that he makes his order! One tap away and the delivery arrives! Soon he finds his new package to be redundant because the van just knocked the escaping demon away. Bummer. Don’t say you regret…

Episode 3
Shuu somewhat still remembers his sister and family. Being killed… A scientist is trying to run away with some important stuffs. When cornered, he has no choice but to make a contract with a strong demon just to save his own skin. Shenfa and Linfa explaining to their father about a spy who is supposedly dead for 3 years. It is not surprising as there are many nations out there trying to get their hands on Orgonium, a top secret next generation energy that only Bayron City produces. With some parts of the city having no electricity, Shuu calls Ayano to meet. Wow. So she had to sneak out and even dress up just to see him? Hmm… Of course Shuu’s business is that his next target is a bug that is stuck on some electricity plant. Further analysis shows it left the same mark as the demon in the casino. Shuu wins yet another auction to handle this case. But when new info about the bug comes to light, Masaaki is forced to cancel the bid and explain the bug has sucked up energy that could power the entire city for a week. Hence they are to capture it alive. Shuu is desperate to keep this job even at the same bidding price but oh well, rules are rules. Thus Akino’s company gets the job as they try to extract the bug from it. Meanwhile police officers, Tetsuya Mikami and Miles Morgan discuss about Shuu and Kisara. Seems Shuu lived with Morgan for a year before due to circumstances. Now he is the city’s only exterminator using a demon and the most powerful one. Without them, the city would’ve been destroyed a long time ago. They are supposed to be heroes but the government treats them like pests. Then some incident led to the government begrudgingly authorizing Shuu’s company after realizing they cannot win if they sided against him. Akino’s team fails when the bug metamorphosed into something bigger and causing destruction. With Akino’s company unable to deploy more resources as they are already in debt, all that’s left is to get Shuu for help. So as Shuu thinks of what memories he will lose this time and doesn’t care as long as he fulfils his objective, Kisara points out the dress Ayano wore earlier was when they went on their first date. Of course he doesn’t remember. He then kisses her to give her power. He doesn’t care if he is the worst guy who is willing to embrace another woman to achieve his goal or one who discards his memories of the woman he loves so he can save her. Just get the job done! Now Kisara is in her powerful form fighting the bug, Shuu has lost some of his memories, wondering why he is here with a gun in hand. Believing his past self is telling him to do this, he stops thinking further and when Kisara gives the signal, he fires a couple of shots and brings the bug down.

Episode 4
Dead bodies everywhere. Ayano and her team dispose of a demon possessed guy. As medics wheel him away, she finds this guy looks familiar. Then she goes to see Linfa to get some favours. In exchange for that, Ayano gets teased about dating Shuu because she’s a shotacon and broke up with him because he grew up! Mikhail is here to annoy. Yeah. Trying to kick Shuu out of town so he can have Kisara all to himself. Keep ranting, buddy. Because they’re long gone. The duo go to meet up with Ayano and Mikami who are investigating at the park. Seems the guy Ayano recognized is Tony Rossi and from a downtown mafia organization known as Orcas. Currently they are in conflict with a Latin crime syndicate, Serpiente and perhaps this demon possessed thingy is just time trying to get revenge on each other. However Shuu becomes mad because Ayano is investigating the demons and did not say a word to him as he is trying to hunt down the demon who killed his parents. But soon investigations are off as they receive word that Tony has been murdered. Based from the murder weapon, it is a knife from Serpiente.

Later Shuu talks to Ayano about the assassin who tried to take out the mayor, Yoshito Kashima. They also saw him before (a cameo somewhere in the first episode) and they thought he was falling for a pyramid scheme but was actually signing a demon contract. With Shuu pleading for help, now she gets mad that he never cared about her feelings and only trusted Kisara. She notes about waiting for him to come back for his first birthday when they start living together but he never did because he continued chasing demons. Obviously Shuu doesn’t remember so he apologizes but that’s not enough for Ayano. Later Kisara talks to Ayano and tells her exactly all of Shuu’s memories on that birthday night. Eventually revealing the contract he made with her that eats away his memories. In that way, he can make multiple contracts as opposed to using your soul which is only good for 1 use. Despite Shuu’s fair reasons to do this, Ayano is still not pleased that eventually all his memories will belong to Kisara. Is she okay being someone who will be crippled in mind and body? She doesn’t mind as long as he will be his last girl. This only makes Ayano certain that they’ll never be friends. Looks like somebody is kind enough to give Shuu the HQ location of Serpiente. So when all the police are waiting outside and some bloodbath has occurred inside, Shuu rides in recklessly to face the demon slaughtering everyone. Though, she escapes. When they learn that demon is Maria, Tony’s girlfriend, Mikami fears they have got it wrong from the start. This isn’t some mafia retaliation but rather Maria planning on murdering everyone involved who got her lover into this. Don’t look now because Ayano is her next target!

Episode 5
Maria tries to kill Ayano but luckily Kisara is there to help. Unfortunately Maria gets away again. So while Ayano is relocated to a safe shelter, Mikami talks to Shuu about how he gets his info faster than anybody else. Shuu won’t reveal so Mikami believes it is must be some top insider job. He then tells of a story 12 years ago when the world’s first Orgonium mine at the bottom of the sea of Bayron City exploded for unknown reasons. Lives were lost and mining stopped for 10 months. That is all textbook material. But that is all just the government’s cover up for the truth. In actuality, an inspection was planned that day since there were problems about people turning into superhumans. The one leading this expedition is no other than Shuu’s dad, Isamu. He anticipated it would take less than a year before the place will become a demon’s paradise. Then the explosion happened. Shuu was the only survivor. Rumours swirled that Isamu was connected with the demons that caused the explosion. Because the case is a done deal, nobody bothers to clear Isamu’s name. Hence Mikami is offering himself as someone whom Shuu can trust instead of using the info from someone whose identity is unknown. Mikami then joins Morgan to hunt down another witness but they see him already fresh dead and a blood writing on the wall claiming one more victim is needed.

Shuu goes to see Ayano to tell her about winning the auction. But soon the conversation drifts to about Ayano worried about Shuu eventually losing all his memories. In the end if those rumours were true, he’ll just apologize profusely. Shuu then tells a secret that his sister, Kanna may be still alive. She first started appearing in his dreams 3 years ago, pleading for help. But it has become frequent enough, he believes it is true. That is why he will never give up. In that case, Ayano won’t stop him ever again. So she kisses him and makes out with him one last time before she dumps him. OMG. Engage Kiss has turned into Engage Sex!!!! Holy cow! And to think Maria would’ve f*cking interrupted this but looks like it’s already over as Kisara comes in to fight her. Kisara obviously f*cking mad at their make out so she’s going to get serious with a big make out with Shuu to power up and defeat Maria. In the aftermath, Mikami talks to Shuu that the weapon that killed the witness did not match Maria and this means it isn’t revenge by the demonically possessed by rather silenced by another human. It is highly Shuu’s mysterious informant is working based on a demon’s will. With that, he has narrowed down greatly the list of suspects. Another showdown between Ayano and Kisara. The former now feeling great despite Shuu has forgotten that wonderful time. Because so, Ayano will keep on interfering as she wishes. I take it, more b*tch fights in the future?

Episode 6
Ayano taking initiative to clean up Shuu’s place? Well, Kisara has been missing since that incident. Trying to take advantage? Ayano invites him to join their agency as support but he’s not interested. Speaking of Kisara, she is holing up herself underneath a bridge. She can’t get mad at Shuu because he doesn’t remember. Oh look, Ayano taking selfies of cleaning up Shuu’s place? Thinking of returning? A flashback shows Shuu found a sealed Kisara and unsealed her. At first she attacked him but he made a plea that he needed her and her powers. As some agency dude is tackling a D Hazard problem, he is being attacked by this nun, Sharon Holygrail. She is trying to ask some info but had to run after reinforcements arrive. Meanwhile Shuu meets up with the shady informant. He doubts his info but is told that all his info has been useful to him. Avoiding his questions, Shuu is further shown incident of Sharon attacking the agency dude. This just happened 30 minutes ago. He warns to stay to be wary Celestial Abbey and they don’t need them in this city. The informant flees and Shuu loses him. When Shuu attends the auction, it seems all the info displayed, he already knows. Definitely, the info here is slow. Later Shuu talks to Akino about the info he got. Because he doesn’t remember all those lessons she told him about Celestial Abbey, here it is once more. For our sakes. Originated from Europe, they’re the world’s biggest philanthropist group. Basically, they are demon exorcists like them but on a worldwide scale and have been doing it for thousands of years. Hence this could be some sort of foreign intervention. When Akino is done for today’s work, she is confronted by Sharon who wants the whereabouts about a certain demon. She knows they are sheltering her too. Akino will not hand over her so easily and before Sharon gets violent, Ayano attacks the nun. Since Ayano knows Shuu, this makes it easier for her. So Sharon steals her handphone and runs away. This is bad since all her info is in it. Kisara has had quite enough of Ayano’s spamming but she realizes it is Sharon posting on it. Using Akino’s phone, Ayano calls Shuu to not return home because of Sharon. Too late, she has already assaulted him. She gets madder when he doesn’t even remember her. That reaction… Trying to troll us they had a one night stand? With Kisara here to help Shuu, Sharon mocks her that she lost once. Kisara claims that it was 2 against 1 then. Flashback further reveals that after Shuu claimed he wanted her, Kisara was stabbed in the back by Sharon. Shuu in cohorts with Sharon? Kisara fought back but all was in vain.

Episode 7
As Kisara fights Sharon, thanks to Ayano’s reinforcements, Sharon flees. While Shuu is lying in hospital, we hear the police talking about Celestial Abbey and how they have 12 great exorcists and Sharon is one of them. It is unlikely Bayron will not ask for help for there is a risk of exposing the rampant D Hazard here which might lead to more foreign intervention. Shuu dreams of Kanna being killed. He ordered Kisara to save her, the reason why he freed her. However the moment she did that, Kisara and Kanna disappeared and Shuu lost his memories. Kisara explains in detail to Ayano the first time she met Shuu 3 years ago. During then, Shuu was working with Celestial Abbey just to free Kisara. However Shuu wanted her alive but Sharon wanted her dead. Shuu managed to get away and took Kisara with her that night. The night when he was making out with Sharon!!! Before she could kill him during their passionate moment, he already laced her with some paralysing toxin. How many women Shuu shagged in the past, only Kisara knows… Meanwhile Sharon is seen busting in and stealing some mecha suit. When the police investigates, they wonder why she stole something that hasn’t gotten through customs yet. They see a flesh of a demon and further investigations show that this suit was sent by a dummy company of Celestial Abbey. In short, they’re going to fight fire with fire. After all, it takes a demon to bring down another demon. So we see Kisara meeting up with Sharon in that mecha suit. Another round to fight. This time Kisara is left at a disadvantage and is heavily wounded. Could it be that Sharon is probably triggered that another woman stole Shuu from her? Yeah. Maybe that. Meanwhile as Ayano visits Shuu, he is not in his bed. We all know where he went, right? This means before Kisara gets killed, Shuu is here to save the day. He needs her to regain her powers but she asks him about his goal. Because she doesn’t appreciate if he is treating her like a pawn. He shuts her up by kissing her. If that’s not convincing enough, he claims he would rather die than kiss a demon. Only she is the exception. With Kisara back to her powerful form, Sharon is owned in no time. In the aftermath, Shuu’s memories continue to decline and he can’t remember much about Sharon or Celestial Abbey although he can’t shake that feeling he has met them before. When Sharon is interrogated, she claims a worse demon will pop up here. Something that is not on any scale or category of D Hazard they have seen before. Celestial Abbey is here to stop that and they will do just that even if it means destroying Bayron.

Episode 8
Mikami discusses about the death of a demon agent known as Junya Hanamura. However turns out he was just an agent for the true agent who probably has many other agents under his thumb. Since the person has a lot of info, he could be a very high ranking government official or police. He narrows down the suspects and Kisara did not hesitate to point out Ayano! Yup, her name is on his list. Great timing as Ayano comes in and hears this accusation. So why is Shuu the one who gets penalized? Shuu then goes to talk to the other suspects who are Akino and Masaaki. They say they are not the ones who supplied him with info and that’s that. The only suspect is the director general whom nobody knows his face or name since he was elected to the position 2 years ago. All orders were done via remote. HOW THE F*CK DO THEY EVEN ALLOW THIS?! The most suspicious person on the list of course!!! But Akino can assure that the DG is one who hates demons. Shuu then goes to talk about Sharon who is now certain that he is losing his memories. Shuu is fine as long as his family aren’t touched. But when she mentions about Asmodeus, he can’t remember. She claims he is chasing the puppet of Asmodeus and all his memories are related. Eventually once the tear in his memories expands, he will feel nothing. Celestial Abbey has a hint about the perpetrator but she won’t give the info to him for free and just hints that the arsonists will always be on site to burn the building he wants to burn down.

When Mikami finally realizes the truth, he calls Shuu about it. However it is too late as he got shot. Shuu gets this voice message and heads over. He is saddened to see Mikami’s lifeless body. Then he spots the perpetrator running away. With Kisara, they manage to corner him as he finally unveils his identity: Mikhail! He claims he didn’t kill Mikami but the one who has always supplied Shuu info. You see, acting like a dumb arrogant guy is just his persona and he is actually the true DG of Bayron! Shuu is still not convinced so he brings him to his base to show proof how he knows everything. Well, he has personnel watching all surveillance cameras of Bayron 24/7! OMG! Even one spying on his sister bathing?! He brings up footage of the killer shooting Mikami but he has his back towards the cameras, the same like how he did when he murdered Junya. Mikhail tried to reach out to Mikami since he was closest to the truth but was too late. Later Shuu talks to Ayano about this and as they go through some surveillance footage, Shuu discovers something startling. After Mikami’s funeral, Miles picks up Shuu as they talk about their days together. It feels so unreal that Mikami is no longer with them. They call him a true detective who stood true to his justice. That is when Shuu points out and wonders if this was why Miles killed Mikami!

Episode 9
Prior to all this, Shuu confronted Mikhail about Miles being the suspect as many of the cases, he was first to arrive on scene. And all members he contacted with identified with his tattoo. With Akino’s agency winning the auction to take out Miles, Akino suspects Mikhail has something to hide. That is, he knows where Shuu’s family is and doesn’t want him to know. Fearing that Miles will tell him their location, he has to abandon them. While this is all just speculation on her side, based on his reaction, it must be the truth. Mikhail can be mad as he wants but damn he destroyed such a good phone! But there’s another problem: Sharon has escaped. Flashback when Miles just shot Mikami, the latter deducing her daughter, Melissa miraculously recovered from an incurable disease right after the explosion incident. Now Shuu wants to know who Asmodeus is. One whom he owes so much that he cannot repay in full even if he offer his own life. Shuu wants him to apologize to everyone he duped but that is when he says he does not regret a thing. He transforms into a demon (uhm, which comic book villain does he look like?) and starts attacking. Ayano and her squad move in to take her out. Kisara wonders why Shuu won’t mobilize her. He fears she might kill him. She wonders if he would prefer others dying instead and feeling the same like he did for Mikami. Sharon is here to help. Shuu was the one who freed her. It was part of his condition to work together. Other than her freedom, the other was memories of Asmodeus’ puppet.

Now Shuu wants Kisara to suck out Miles’ memories in exchange for every memory of Miles in him. He forces to kiss her as she powers up to take over fighting the demon. Shuu has no memories of Miles left except for a message he left himself that this dude is Mikami’s killer. He gets mad and is about to kill him and hence a cue for another flashback. Miles was first roped in by Shuu’s parents and Akino to hunt down demons. He didn’t believe it at first until he saw it with his own eyes how they terrorized Bayron from the shadows. One day Melissa fell ill and Isamu discovered about Orgonium, the reason why demons are drawn here. Miles wanted to sit out of this to care for his daughter. Soon, somebody told him that his daughter could be saved. So he went down to the mines to carry out this mission. Turns out that Sayuri who is Shuu’s mom is Asmodeus! Kanna as a child between a human and a demon will be the portal between both worlds. Sayuri had Miles take Shuu to safety and shortly after, the mine exploded. Miles woke up 3 days later in hospital, learning Shuu was the only survivor. Others thought the demons caused the explosion but Miles saw Isamu with a detonator in hand. Then he heard news his daughter suddenly recovered. Miles then ushered Shuu into his family to live. One day, he receives a letter written by himself for himself. He must continue to fulfil the contract. Whoever it is, resides within his subconscious. Kisara has extracted all those memories but when Shuu asks about it, she just says Miles apologized. This makes Shuu mad as he curses Mikami’s killer but he remembers final bits of his memories about Miles apologizing to him before he gets blasted.

Episode 10
Kisara tells everyone what she saw. While it clears Isamu of any wrongdoing, Shuu doesn’t look happy. Has he forgotten? Oh right. Silly question. Sharon then shares several pictures of Asmodeus throughout the centuries. She takes on a different form each time. But each form, they all had something in common. So when she dies, she leaves a black circle behind? It is believed Isamu was targeted since he was seen from the demons’ perspective as ravaging their paradise. With Shuu barely remembering Ayano, Kisara takes drastic actions by teaming up with Sharon to take her to the real location of the mine. Sharon shares data collected from Celestial Abbey with her. Asmodeus has been drawing a large magic circle all over Europe. Now she intends to do the same with Bayron. The final ritual supposedly to take place where the mine is located. Asmodeus’ real goal is to find a world where humans and demons live together in harmony. To do that, a child created as a gate must be created. As Asmodeus’ last sighting was 16 years ago, it could have been it switched places with Sayuri to fool them. Asmodeus has not been heard since and it could be that Isamu sealed her. But with Miles creating the D Hazards, that equilibrium is about to be broken. This means Asmodeus and a horde of demons will be back in this world and they have to find Kanna before the government. Meanwhile Ayano talks to Linfa about the real location of the mine has been moved. She wants to know the real location but looks like other agencies are starting to fire on them. Mikhail thinks Ayano has abducted his sister. Luckily Shuu is here in a helicopter to fly them to Kisara’s whereabouts. Must he say the other woman’s name? Kisara and Sharon are at the mine and they find Kanna there. Sharon attacks Kisara in that instant. Mikhail decides to use some relic satellite to destroy the mind. Puny old technology did nothing. Only, it awakened some giant hand from the island believed to be of Asmodeus. Kisara and Sharon start fighting the clones and when Kisara is almost killed by Sayuri’s clone, Shuu is here to save the day. He is looking forward to make this the final battle but this only saddens Kisara. He won’t be himself anymore at this rate. No time to get emotional as Kisara gets stabbed by Kanna!

Episode 11
As the place is crumbling, Sharon takes Shuu to escape on Ayano’s helicopter, leaving Kisara behind. Then it’s like Kanna is looking through all of Kisara’s memories taken from Shuu. Kisara gets angry but can’t bring herself to kill her. This causes Kisara to get defeated instead. Now Kanna turns her attention to the fleeing humans. Before she can kill them, Mikhail’s satellite beam blasts her down. In the aftermath, Kisara is in hospital but with no pulse or brainwaves, they aren’t sure if she is alive or will ever wake up. Sharon also explains her Celestial Abbey has detected Kanna sleeping nicely at the sea floor but who knows if she will wake up too. Either way, they have deemed S-class so this means other agents than her will now target her. Meanwhile this whole incident is being covered up as some underwater volcanic explosion. Obviously it is too big to be covered up as other countries have started inquiring on this and they know a satellite has been used. Mikhail and his sisters discuss on this but as long as their clueless dad is trying to keep these people at bay, their top secrets are safe. As Shuu is lost on what to do, suddenly Kisara wakes up and tells him to forget about everything other than her. Because she’ll take care of him from now on. She wants him to flee Bayron and not fight anymore but since that isn’t possible, he is willing to give all his memories to her. Looks like the kissing begins. Now we see some of Shuu’s memories. This includes the revelation that his family is related to Kisara and it was his family who sealed her. Hence Shuu teamed up with Sharon as he needed her combat prowess in exchange for info on her whereabouts. Of course we knew Shuu betrayed Sharon in the end. Then we see Shuu making preparations for a contract with Kisara. He tests out giving his memories from 3 days ago and first time is painful. As part of the ritual, he names her Kisara because she is the first person he kissed. So it’s not Ayano?! Anyway, he brings her back to Bayron and uses her services to defeat other demons. Of course Ayano is not happy to learn he is sacrificing his bits of memories for this but he assured her he isn’t throwing everything away. Shuu then wrote a huge contract manual to simplify the ritual since he is going to need her services a lot. But then she found some loophole and then kissed him to end the ritual. And something about contract cancellation is up to her to decide. Now Shuu is in shock of Kisara’s doing and even though he got his memories back, Kisara doesn’t recognize him anymore.

Episode 12
Look who has awakened from her slumber? And from the wrong side of the bed too? Yeah, Kanna wants to look for her onii-chan that she is wreaking havoc at a nearby sea airport. Mikhail has everyone evacuated while the sisters have to handle domestic and international media who caught images of the unknown creature attacking. Just play dumb and keep denying! Akino is forced to handle this case since the other agencies have chickened out. She will not kill Kanna so Mikhail gives her free reins to do anything as long as she puts Kanna back to slumber. Meanwhile Shuu has got back all his memories including the girls he banged. Some memories he realizes aren’t his and they belong to Kisara before they met. Too bad Kisara doesn’t even remember her own name. Shuu also realizes it wasn’t his memories that she took and converted to power but hers. Taking this as contract cancellation, he can’t go with her request to run away from Bayron. Because now it’s his turn to protect her. So stay safe here. A peck on her forehead as charm? Sharon sees Ayano one last time to say goodbye. Because in a few hours, Celestial Abbey’s warship will be here to flatten the whole area even if it means taking down Kanna. Unless they want to be enemies and fight each other, better resolve this before they arrive. The attack on Kanna begins. Nothing harms her. So they’re taking pot shots or what? When Kanna spots Ayano, she specifically targets her. Before she gets killed, look who arrives in time to save her? Yup. Shuu the man! He tells what has happened as they devise a strategy to take down Kanna. He knows Kanna will follow them. Not because of Shuu but Ayano. It seems Kanna has been connected to Shuu and in her dreams, see all the women he slept with. Basically, jealousy. So she’s going to kill all those whores, huh? Sharon agrees to work with them since she got a call from Shuu apologizing he forgot about her. Wow. That’s all it took for absolute forgiveness? The trio face Kanna who is confused as she confronts her brother. Then they go all out in this epic explosive clash. Shuu would’ve nailed the finisher had not Kanna put up that innocent puppy dog eyes and crocodile tears. And then counter finishing him off. Oh Kisara, you’ve escaped from hospital already, still plan on watching this fight or are you going to join in?

Episode 13
Shuu is going to get killed. Guess who comes in to save the day? Yup. No surprises, people. Kisara. Don’t worry, she hasn’t got her memories back yet and is just guided by instincts. Shuu tells her Kanna is his sister and they need to catch her alive. This means Kisara’s sword will have to pierce her heart. This is the only way they can seal her alive. As the fighting drags on, Kanna becomes tired. This has her unleash several demons from portal in her body. Oh no. Is Bayron doomed? Not if those agencies guys return to have some redemption of their pride. Uh huh. At least give them something to handle while Shuu and Kisara take on Kanna. Shuu wonders if Kisara needs power. She wants courage actually. Either way, here comes the kiss! Now Kisara turns into her shadow mistress version and kicks ass. They defeat Kanna. Just when Asmodeus is being freed, Kisara cuts her down! Hope she enjoyed her 2 seconds of return! In the aftermath, Shuu finds his sister alive amidst the rubbles. Her lovely smile. Brings you to tears, eh? The agencies lost everything but since there were no casualties, they consider their pride redeemed. They also think of finally acknowledging Kisara as their own since they still ended up relying on her power. Sharon says Celestial Abbey will still target Kisara’s extermination but for today, let’s all take a rest. Kisara wonders if there is a place for her here since this is a human society. Ayano hugs her. I guess she’s saying even if she doesn’t have a place to go, they’ll always welcome her. I hope it’s that. Because I can smell the rivalry over certain guy that isn’t over yet…

With the incident quelled, the countries are still hounding Bayron. Mikhail claims if their dad’s head isn’t enough, he’ll let them have his sisters. Then he’ll alone protect Bayron. How kind of him. He claims he has been sowing the seeds of his own popularity. That student council president thingy?! I can see the end of the dynasty! Kanna is locked deep within the city’s underground since she still houses a portal to the demon world. Sharon says goodbye to Ayano. She is going back to Celestial Abbey who will question her for her failure on this mission. Rest assured they will not kill her since they are short on manpower. Or is it nun power? Haha… Sharon has the last laugh as she claims she slept with Shuu until morning as goodbye. Or she just want to make Ayano angry with this ‘joke’? Shuu prays at Isamu’s grave, claiming everything is far from over. Now the challenge is to try and raise Kanna as a human. But for now, his focus is on Kisara as he will slowly tell her all the moments they have together. Going to take a while… When they reach home and start to make out, suddenly who is that girl stuffing her face with food?! KANNA?! Both girls start their usual showdown. This is no surprise since Kanna has escaped her containment for the umpteenth time! Bayron’s security is indeed slacking! Of course Kanna is here to keep that evil demon from corrupting her brother dearest. Oh dear. B*tch loli showdown. The real battle for Shuu begins! Now you know why this episode is called Unresolved Grand Finale, EH???!!! It gets worse when Ayano is sent to tackle the incident! Oh no. Glad Sharon isn’t here to make it a foursome! Then they all argue over Shuu and when that guy tries to be smart and calm them down, he dug his own grave as the ladies ask whose side is he on! Oh sh*t. Do you now like it better when Bayron had demons running in the midst! Now Shuu has to run from these demons!!! GOOD LUCK!!! We’re outta here!

Disengaging Diss
As expected of how it is to end because what else can there be? Unless there could be another season, right? Of course not! In the rarest chance and event if that were to happen, I think it won’t be as ‘great’ (term used very loosely and creatively) because it would be more of the same thing. Oh you know. Bayron still a sh*thole but the citizens being so patriotic won’t leave the country because they have nowhere else to go. Asmodeus hasn’t given up, seeks her return. More demons attacking and Shuu and his babes get thrown into the responsibility in preserving Bayron’s freedom and peace. Only now with a little sister as part of the harem. Yeah, so predictable that can be seen from 1000 years in the past! So you producers lack any creativity or new animes to animate or find no interesting dead anime sequels to revive, call me because I can sure lend a hand with the scriptwriting department. And just like that this series never got a sequel!

The story itself actually isn’t anything exciting to me. Feels pretty average if you ask me. I’m not saying the plot is confusing or convoluted. It isn’t anything that will take a lot of your brain cells and something that you will find it hard to wrap your head around. Just a conspiracy of demons possibly endangering the lives of citizens on a certain independent nation of a floating island (you mean something like in Strike The Blood too?!). And of course it is connected to our amnesiac main character. Yeah, this guy trying to just reunite with his surviving family member and had to went through all the sh*t, mess and beating around the bush just to arrive at this. Yeah, who would’ve guessed the classic case of his own mom being the big fish.

So I only have myself to blame for feeling disappointed because I was expecting a whole lot different story than that. In fact, as stated in my opening paragraph, I was thinking this would turn out to be some sleazy slapstick comedy with current girlfriend, ex-girlfriend and a one night stand mistress. Cheesy as it may sound and possibly I would still be firing criticisms at it, but on a personal level, it is something I would prefer to enjoy than this third rate supernatural mystery thriller thingy. Sure, the series has a bit of dissing between the ladies when it comes to the main they slept with but that is as far as it goes. Just a few worth of chuckles to ease the tense moments. In a way, saving face and pride for these ladies rather than descending the whole situation into some uncouth comedy slapstick b*tch fight-cum-showdown. Yeah. What was I really expecting from it all, huh?

One of the amusing running joke of the series (that’s what I want to view it as) is that the delivery or courier service is so freaking exceptional. I mean, they are really fast! You just ended your call and order and the next second, they’ll be right at your doorstep! Such great service! Not sure if they have branches every 100 metres or have a huge warehouse storage underground everywhere, the reason they can deliver to you at super lightning speed. Even the speed of light is slower! HAHAHA!!! I don’t think the island is THAT small. Or perhaps they employ, gasp, demons as delivery workers! They teleport to anywhere! Otherwise how they get here so fast?!

Also, I can’t see the significance or use of this Orgonium energy in this series. It felt like it is just a plot convenience for all the strange happenings in Bayron. Why do demons come here? Because of Orgonium. Why do people from all over the world flock here? Because of Orgonium. Why does Bayron exist? That’s right. Orgonium. Without it, Bayron is nothing. Why don’t I see dictators or other nations waging war on this next generation source if it is so valuable and everyone so dumb and keep buying the lies the ignorant Bayron mayor has to say. Like as though, they’re all scared to make the first move and don’t want to be seen as dicks unless something really evil that assumingly threatens the world shows up. Oh, I don’t know. Maybe like, demons?

Shuu has to be your typical amnesiac main character so that viewers will be kept in the dark about his past. It will be no fun if we know what he knows so as the series progresses, we will be given fragments of clues to his past that will eventually tie the whole thing up. Hence making Shuu this clichéd character-with-no-memories also makes him an amusing person? After all, can you hate a guy who has this dense and blur look on his face because he can’t remember his past because somebody else took away his memories? Okay. Maybe. Perhaps this is one of the perks of having no memories since you are not stressed by the things you have done before. Can’ get all worked up or anxious if you can’t remember what the hell you have done. Except that it won’t go well for the people you sleep with. Is that supposed to give this series some sort of adult theme? Otherwise, Shuu primarily being a lazy parasitic freeloading leech doesn’t sit well with many viewers even despite the revelation of his conditions.

So what does Shuu has that others don’t? Not sure. That’s why these few ladies continue to stick by him through thick and thin even if it slowly breaks their heart that he is losing memories of them. I guess anybody will be mad for not being remembered especially the most intimate of moments. What are the chances Ayano and Sharon are really in love with this guy because otherwise, wouldn’t they just have ditched him a long time ago or in worst case scenario, killed this bastard? So with them lingering around him, it’s like they’re waiting for that miraculous moment when his memories return. Yeah, I suppose it was worth the wait. If those memories don’t return, Ayano can still use the excuse of being co-workers to be with him. I mean, in the same line of work of exterminating demons, as long as she can be with him, that’s fine. Sort of. Same case for Sharon. As long as there are demons to exterminate on Bayron, it gives her some sort excuse to return to him. Don’t worry, she’ll be back soon from Celestial Abbey. You’ll see. The irony of such badass kickass independent women, Shuu being the sole factor that is tying them down. Funny how feelings of the heart make you do funny things. Is this series also NTR genre?!

And this demon Kisara whom Shuu contracted with, funny how the twist she has been using her own memories to power up. Meaning to say that the contract was rendered useless in the first place unless there has been some sort of loophole she exploited. It’s not like we’ve read all the pages and its clauses, right? It’s probably the reason why Kisara remembers Shuu’s memories since she didn’t devour them. Does this mean she is forgetting her own? Well, assuming Kisara lived a very long life, perhaps those pre-Shuu days weren’t so important. So if a demon can use her own memories and power up, what happens if she uses them all up? Logically, no more powering up and just a normal high school girl. Otherwise, Kisara x Ayano spat are supposed to be some sort of joke to get on each other’s nerves. Ayano having slept with Shuu for real while Kisara inherited those memories, making her feel envious because Shuu hasn’t done anything that intimate with his new number 1 girl on the block. After all, Kisara is just a tool to find his sister, right? How is that going now considering the turn of events at the end?

Now can we add Kanna into that harem? How will the pecking order shake up? Possessive imouto wants her onii-chan to be hers and nobody else. Possible incest route. Assuming Kanna returns being a normal girl, Shuu’s life can be expected to turn into hell assuming little sister won’t let her big brother be with any other girl, forcing some cheesy loli showdown especially with Kisara. Holy cow. Did I actually imagine all that? Must really have wanted this series to turn out that sort of way, huh? Now her main rival is Kisara so this gives a hint of the pecking order of Shuu’s harem. No wonder it felt a bit weird when Ayano and Sharon clicked somewhat well together in the end. Somewhat friends but still enemies when it comes to Shuu. Oh Shuu you damn lucky bastard! Now you deserve what you get with all the crazy women fighting over him. Aren’t you glad you still have your memories?

Other characters feel average. Mikhail playing the clown but he turned out to be the brains behind Bayron from its management to security. The irony of the mayor’s children helming very heavy and important responsibilities that the mayor himself is just a puppet. His case is truly ignorance is bliss. Seeing that teens mostly run the nation, the entire island, aren’t there any other adults capable of anything? Some characters feel forced like the detective combo of Mikami and Miles, I felt they were written just to shoe in for this small plot device. When you have some sort of detective mystery in your show, the culprit has to be someone among the characters we know just to be fair, no? Some characters being forgettable are those rival agencies. It’s funny and also refreshing to see the government using auction to give the demon exterminating job to the lowest bidder. In other ways, Bayron is kept safe by the cheapest agency! In the end, these agencies felt really of no significance (their redemption in the end was so minor it was forgettable) because might as well just give the entire job and role to Shuu or Akino’s agency. Speaking of her, won’t mommy get into the harem to make it a foursome or fivesome? Need some MILF variety… Imagine the total awesomeness or cringe-cum-weirdness sleeping with mother and daughter combo…

The action scenes feel average too. Feels like something obligatory in every episode because what else can one do when encountering a rouge demon? Eventually with all the human weaponry that seemingly looks like it packs power, they are mostly for show because eventually at the end of the day, you still need a demon to fight and defeat a higher level demon. Like fighting fire with fire. Otherwise, they don’t do jack sh*t do more powerful demons. So seeing Ayano blast away demons with her cool high-tech arsenal may be something but ultimately it’s just for some explosive effects because Kisara’s special sword will still have to get the job done. Fancy hot nun chick using her legs as her main battle weapon? Yeah. That.

Art and animation are pretty standard. From the character designs to the backdrops, all are your standard conventional current era anime style. Just want to note that one of the characters from the other demon exterminating agencies, I wonder if he is Boku No Hero Academia’s All Might’s brother. Just less buffed. I don’t know, each time I look at him I keep wondering WTF All Might’s brother is doing in this series. He couldn’t be a hero in that series so he changed job and went to another anime. Heh. And something about Kisara that reminds me of Yuno from Mirai Nikki… Can I see her actual yandere side to confirm this? This anime is done by A-1 Pictures (Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Nanatsu No Taizai, Kuroshitsuji, Kaguya-sama Wa Kokurasetai).

Voice acting is also pretty standard, nothing exceptional to note. Well maybe Akari Kitou as Kanna, another character that is gagged on her speech level, kinda reminds me of Nezuko from Kimetsu No Yaiba… Hmm… The other casts are Souma Saitou as Shuu (Tatsumi in Akame Ga Kill), Saya Aizawa as Kisara (Norn in Mushoku Tensei), Lynn as Ayano (Maya in Sabagebu), Rumi Okubo as Sharon (Hibachi in Mushibugyou), Ryota Ohsaka as Mikhail (Marco in Shingeki No Kyojin), Akeno Watanabe as Akino (Rito in To Love-Ru), Kenichirou Matsuda as Miles (Bloodman in Fairy Tail), Yoshiaki Hasegawa as Mikami (Hayato in Hundred), Aya Uchida as Shenhua (Kotori in Love Live) and Saori Oonishi as Linhua (Aiz in DanMachi).

The opening theme is one kind. Darekare Scramble by Halca is chaotic as it is as frenzy as it sounds. Personally, it felt more noise than music because it sounded like the whole thing is all over the place. Hectic. This would have been the perfect song if the series turned out be that romantic harem slapstick comedy that I shamelessly envisioned it to be. Unfortunately this is not and thus this song comes off as strange and out of place. The same can be said for the ending theme, Renai Nou by Akari Nanawo. Such a lively piece that feels out of place from the pacing and theme of the series. The series does have its dark theme and at grim at times but playing such music I thought it would befit a series that has mostly a light-hearted or jovial mood/ambience.

Overall, this show is just average in my books. Nothing great but at the same time not in the running as the worst anime of the season or the year. Yes, blame that other expectation of mine for wanting it to be an entirely different anime altogether, the reason why I couldn’t give this series more points. Also, this series is originally written and not based on any manga, light novel or game source so you can see how hard it is to write a good original series these days when every other trope has been tried, tested and perhaps milked to death. I guess better than hiring me because in view of what has happened, I would suggest sacrificing my sperm count in exchanging for the contracted demon to go Super Saiyan. You bet I can keep not only a single city but the entire world safe with my unlimited seeds! Viva weird loopholes!

Komi-san Wa Comyushou Desu

10 December, 2022

I wonder if Bocchi has managed to make enough friends. Well, if you don’t know which anime I’m talking about, never mind. Besides, recently there is another anime that has the main character who is shy as f*ck, needing to make friends. That’s right. Komi-san Wa Comyushou Desu has our titular character looking like your typical class madonna and all. Popular, smart and beautiful, just looking at her you can tell she is oozing with elegance and grace. However she has a very glaring problem: She has a very serious communication disorder and anxiety that makes her hard to communicate with others. Yes, even eking out a word is like trying to jump over a wall. With that kind of disorder, can she achieve her goal of getting 100 friends? I guess being popular doesn’t necessarily equate to being friends.

Episode 1
Hitohito Tadano is your average high school student who just got into the private academy of Itan. At his shoe locker, he meets the beautiful Shouko Komi. He tries to wish her good morning but she gives him that stare and walks away quickly. He soon realizes that Komi is in the same class and is seated next to him. Yeah, see everyone fawning over her as well as many would kill Tadano just to take his seat! During introduction, Komi didn’t say anything and a long silence before she goes up to the board and write. So much so everyone cheers! When Komi drops her eraser and Tadano tries to pick it up, the ninja guy behind him won’t allow it and keeps throwing stuffs! You better not! During recess, everyone flocks around Komi, knocking out Tadano. When he wakes up. He realizes he is alone with Komi. It’s gym so why the f*ck everyone leave her?! Anyway, he heard her whisper about not being able to communicate with others. Meow. When she realizes he heard that, she bolts. To solve this, he quickly asks if she is bad with talking to others. She stops in her tracks as she writes on the blackboard to confirm it. She adds whenever she tries to do so, she becomes scared and freezes. She thought everyone hates her and apologizes for causing trouble for Tadano. After writing all her worries, Tadano then writes to communicate with her. They have a nice time ‘communicating’ as he learns her goal is to make 100 friends. Hence he will be her first friend and help her find 99 more. Delighted, but embarrassed as she leaves. Next day as he greets her, you can see she is struggling hard to even eke out a word. He tries to have her do vocal practice but of course easier said than done. But he can’t give up now as she really wants to talk to others. After all, he agreed to help her. Of course unknown to him, this school is full of weirdoes so he’ll soon learn the hard way how tough it will be. During class as the teacher has students read from a line from a text, when it comes to Komi’s turn, she remains silent. Teacher views she is right and will have everyone read silently instead!

Episode 2A
Tadano thinks it will be easy for Komi to get friends. Everybody wants to be her friend, right? He’ll soon learn how wrong he is… When he asks Ren Yamai about it, she may sound nice but starts to whisper curses into his ear. Maybe she’s not the one… Yeah, don’t talk to her again. He tries the rest but continues to fail. How can he get friends for Komi when he himself has no friends?! Last chance, he thinks of asking his childhood friend, Najimi Osana. He is actually a dude but cross-dressed as a girl. It seems Najimi is childhood friends with everyone? Now wonder he is so friendly. With his social skills, Komi will be his friend in no time, right? Only, he turns her down! Komi in shock! Tadano asks why so he says he isn’t into Komi. After all, he is everyone’s childhood friend. He is also reeling from a trauma he tried to talk to Komi but she just stared at him. Yeah, in bed for a week from shock. But he agrees to at least home with her on a condition that he calls him by his first name like they used to.

Episode 2B
As Najimi walks home with Komi, it gets awkward because Najimi is talkative while Komi is silent. So awkward. Soon this delinquent guy, Maa finds Najimi and wants to go out with him. Instantly rejected. He’s not a girl, you know. But he can’t accept that rejection and tries to rape him?! WTF?! It is then Komi picks up his dropped key and returns it to him. Because she is trying to eke a sentence out, he misheard her saying “I’ll kill you” and runs away. Yeah, she actually wanted to say something like “I give key to you”. Najimi lets out a big laugh and wants to be Komi’s friend because she is an interesting person. Oh yeah. We’re making progress now!

Episode 2C
Najimi joins Komi for lunch. I bet Tadano wants to but with the rest looking at him with piercing eyes, I guess this peasant can’t join the royal highness. After learning she wants to make 100 friends, Najimi then wants her to buy him this certain customized coffee or he’ll stop being friends with her. Does Komi have a choice? Tadano tails her as she heads to Standbakes Coffee (?!). A few indecisive moments of going in and out of the café until she finally braves the barista. Of course she can’t even say that long ass description to him. The barista thinks because he has worked here so long, he must know what his customer wants! So he makes that coffee. Wrong! But Komi too shy to say and takes it anyway. She returns to give it to Najimi. It’s the wrong coffee… Oh dear, she is close to tears. Why you guys enjoy tormenting her???!!! Apologize!

Episode 3A
Himiko Agari panics when people stare at her. Just like what Komi is doing now! Eek! She thought the toilet is her solace but Komi is outside stalking her! After Komi leaves, the teacher has Agari do a favour to announce something to the class. Because Agari notices Komi still watching her, she has to accept that task to escape this. She is at her wits end on how to tell the class. Oh don’t worry, Komi will ‘help’. Her staring causes Agari to say it loud and clear before running away. Flashback 20 minutes ago, in order to help Komi get more friends, Agari had a list of potentials. The first one is Agari because she has the same social panic attacks. Yeah, Komi felt some sort of bond and instantly went over to talk to her. Of course that didn’t turn out well and it looked like stalking. In the end, Agari apologizes to Komi but thanks her she manages to change her a little after all that staring. When Tadano points out she wants to be friends. Agari baulks at that idea. But instead, can she be her pet or something? Err… What? And so Agari becomes Komi’s friend.

Episode 3B
Komi’s parents finally bought her a handphone. This means she needs to put in her friends’ contacts. Since she wants to do it herself without Tadano’s help, you bet Najimi has a hard time interpreting but eventually gets it. Agari? I don’t think she wants slutty pictures of you! Eventually Najimi tells her Komi’s intention but Agari came at a bad timing when Komi is talking to Tadano. It seems Komi wants Tadano’s name in her list first and requested the rest to write it down. An embarrassed Tadano does so. Seeing Komi’s cute satisfied face, his heart is screaming inside…

Episode 3C
Time to select a class rep. Nobody? Suddenly everyone nominates Komi. Is she find in doing this? This is when Najimi opposes this. A few guys gather around him and think he has a bone to pick but Najimi explains she deserves something more than this puny role! Then it descends into what title Komi should have. In the end, Komi is now God! What about the class president? Now that they have God, nothing else matters. Tadano can be it so be sure to work hard for God. WTF…

Episode 3D
At home as Komi goes through her phone list, she accidentally calls Tadano. Panic. She slams the phone when he picks up. Now he calls back. He believes she accidentally called her. Her reply? Sorry, the number you call is not in service! When that’s over, Tadano is over the moon to find her voice very cute over the phone. On the other hand, Komi is both happy and mortified with her first call.

Episode 3E
Najimi and a few classmates play a game. It is obvious Komi wants to join. Sure, they allow her but Tadano? Can’t dismiss him before the queen, I mean, God! Not sure what this first game is but everyone rigs the game just to let Komi win. The next game will allow everyone to see Komi’s kissy face so you bet everyone wants to win. But when it all boils down to Tadano, he is in a dilemma to protect her or see that face of hers. Eventually he loses, embarrassing himself. Komi thanks him for looking out for her. She had fun. All worth it? Yeah, but Najimi wants to see his kissy face!

Episode 4A
Today is the physical examinations. Makeru Yadano thinks she will win if she bests Komi in all the categories. Unfortunately she lost in all of them. Then she realizes all those are subjective and in different parts of the world, different measurements are ideal. And hence she decides it is a draw.

Episode 4B
We see Yamai totally fawning and drooling over Komi. Look at the way she picks up her single hair, sniffs and licks them! Control yourself! She is not too happy seeing Agari and Najimi getting too close to her, though. Later she pulls over Najimi to question his relationship with her and learning that they are friends, she wants him to introduce her to Komi. He does so and Yamai is totally enjoying her company with Komi even if she misinterprets Komi not answering is some form of abuse. Speaking of Tadano, have you seen him lately? Well… That’s because he is tied up in Yamai’s house! Oh dear. Look at all the Komi photos on the wall and ceiling. Najimi senses something amiss because Yamai has been sitting at Tadano’s desk all day and wants to visit her house. Of course Yamai won’t allow that until he points out Komi is coming. Having Komi’s scent all over her room beats having discovered that trash in her room! So as Yamai returns to clean her room, she puts Tadano in the closet and warns him. But when Tadano sees Najimi, he tries to make noises for help. More warnings from Yamai and as she goes off to make tea and even warns not to look in the closet, Najimi does the opposite. Hi Tadano. Is this some new fetish play? Yamai returns and sees this. Oh dear. Crazy mode on. She reasons Tadano is so plain in everything, he has no right to be with Komi. She on the other hand has worked hard to try to be with Komi and believes she would be happier with her. Komi’s answer? She frees Tadano and thanks her for the hospitality! Yamai will not have this sh*t and stops her. Last ditch attempt as she claims she did everything for her. Komi writes, she chooses her own friends. Wow. Yamai in despair. Next day at school, Tadano thinks Komi is angry as she wants to ‘talk’ to him. Turns out she thinks she should stop becoming his friend after what happened. Because of her, this happened to him. However, she still wants to be his friend despite all that. Najimi then brings Yamai. She has repented and truly apologizes, promising it won’t happen again. Yeah, should’ve just silenced Tadano for good, eh? Because Komi won’t talk to her, she thinks she is still hated and will kill herself! That is when Tadano explains Komi’s condition. She doesn’t believe at first but soon comes to realize it was all a misunderstanding. Yamai hinting about becoming a friend. Will she? Okay. YES!!!

Episode 5A
Yadano still won’t lose! With this stretching exercise, you bet she is going to beat Komi. But as expected, she loses in all of them. This final dash race, she thinks of putting it all on the line even if it makes her ugly. She must beat Komi! And then Komi zooms past her and wins it. Elegantly. So beautiful. That is when Yadano admits her defeat and that she has strayed. But when she thinks Komi won’t shake her hand (Komi taking too long as usual), she thinks she is trying to tell her to not give up. Keep working hard because you’re my rival! This revs up Yadano as she won’t lose the next time. Yeah, what just happened…

Episode 5B
Najimi suggests going to Komi’s house. Oh dear, how is this going to sit well with her? Eventually they go there and Komi’s mom is a total opposite of her. Such a lively and friendly person! In Komi’s room, Najimi is making himself like home. Then he decides to go outside for a while but this is to spy on what Komi and Tadano will do together. After 15 minutes, nothing happens. Disappointed. He goes back to look for Komi’s secrets. Books on trying how to communicate with a cat, huh? Komi gives them permission to look at her photo album. Look at all the cute little Komi pics. After they leave, Najimi sends a secret pic she took of Komi to her. He won’t send it to Tadano, though.

Episode 5C
Because Komi wants to eat ramen, cue for Agari to step in because she is the ramen master. She takes them to a ramen shop and it seems there are some commandments that you people must obey and follow! With Komi eating so elegantly, you bet everyone is impressed. She thought she did something wrong and leaves. Komi hopes to do it again soon but Tadano and Najimi may have second thoughts because they got a huge serving and are very stuffed right now.

Episode 5D
Omoharu Nakanaka is definitely chuunibyou. So she goes up to Komi claiming she is some princess she has found. So form a blood pact with her! So that’s her way of wanting to be friends, huh? Yeah, Komi bought her story whatever. This chuunibyou thingy reminds Najimi that Tadano had one too. Yeah, time to reveal that embarrassing flashback. Back then, he think he is some cool guy (why does he look like Subaru from Re: Zero?!). Then there is a girl he loved and went to confess to her but she rejected him because she wasn’t into this chuunibyou sh*t. That is when he decided to drop being chuunibyou and just go for being normal. With the class needing to find a partner for a stretching exercise, Nakanaka thinks Komi would be the one. But everyone else is clamouring over Komi to be their partner. Soon a lonely Nakanaka falls into depression, wondering why nobody wants to pair up with her. To her surprise, Komi chooses her and they have a great stretching time. In the end, Nakanaka reverts to her chuunibyou side, claiming Komi has become her vessel, blah, blah, blah. But since Komi didn’t flinch, Nakanaka gets embarrassed and drops the act. So they make a blood pact. They’re friends now?

Episode 6A
Komi writing weird stuffs? Oh, she’s trying to tell a joke. Humour the best communication form, huh? Well, would have been better said than written. Tadano thought Najimi is here to save him from bad puns but looks like he too got a ‘death threat’. Najimi then has Tadano show how it’s done. Tadano tries to make a joke but he sucks too. But Komi loves it!

Episode 6B
With Najimi suggesting they all go shopping together, here they are. Because Komi’s mom chooses her clothes for her, Najimi gets an idea to hold a contest to see who can get Komi’s the best clothes under a certain budget. The highest score wins. So we see all the outfits they pick for Komi as she puts them on. In the end, Tadano’s choice scores full marks and even Komi herself approves of it.

Episode 6C
Kamiko Arai is the new hairdressing assistant under Maki Karisu. She admires her boss and hopes to be a great hairstylist like her. When Komi is seen outside the shop, Arai tries to usher her in but some miscommunication thinks she is not the customer. Until Karisu lets her in since she is a regular. Arai keeps fawning over seeing Karisu cuts her hair. She is stumped that Karisu could understand Komi despite she doesn’t say much. When it is Arai’s turn to wash her hair, she tries to talk to Komi but she doesn’t talk much. In the end, Arai thought Komi hates her but Karisu points out that some customers don’t like to chatter much. In class, it seems nobody notices Komi’s new hair except Tadano. They feel so ashamed. Did you see any difference?!

Episode 6D
Komi having trouble sleeping because she remembers what her friends say to her today. But eventually thinking too much of this makes her fall asleep.

Episode 6E
Najimi is in trouble. Because the exams is next week! Cue for him to drag Tadano and Komi to study together at the library. But be careful not to make too loud noises or this Gorimi senpai will whack you over the head. 3 strikes and you’re out. Of course Najimi clearly has no intentions to study and fools around. 2 strikes already on him. Najimi then plays Jenga in which both of them also somehow join in. Crash! All get a strike but Najimi gets taken out of the library. Though, Komi notes it was very fun for her. In the end, Najimi still gets descend marks for one who doesn’t study. Of course Yadano losing to Komi again. For the record, Komi got near perfect score.

Episode 6F
Summer vacation has started and Komi has finished her homework. Want to hang out with friends but too shy to make the call. Tadano also has similar vibes. He believes Komi is too shy to do it but he can’t call her himself because it just feels wrong, if you know what I mean. When Komi is about to make the brave call to Tadano, Najimi calls her. Seems he already asked Tadano and he’s okay with everyone meeting at the pool tomorrow. Summer is saved.

Episode 7A
The gang is here at the pool. But looks like Yamai and a few other classmates invited themselves. The more the merrier? Not for Komi… Realizing Komi only has a school swimsuit, Yamai will take her go to buy one now. Meanwhile the guys are looking at the girls. Damn, Najimi even gets 10 points? I understand Agari and Yamai and the other girls getting full marks but Najimi? But that will soon be eclipsed as Komi is here. 100 million points! Since the water slide can be ridden in pairs, everyone fights to pair with Komi. Thanks to that, lucky Tadano gets to slide down with her. Komi had fun and rode it a few more times. The same with Tadano too because her hair was in his face. New awakening? Najimi holds a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest. The loser buys the winner a soda. Seeing Komi trying her best, everybody loses. Yeah, now Komi has so many cans… When Komi gets up to go somewhere, she trips and scraps her knee. HORROR! Although she is okay, everyone thinks it is time to go home. But noticing Komi doesn’t want this to end, Najimi takes everyone back to the pool to have fun. Otherwise Komi will continue to blame herself for ruining everyone’s fun. Later Tadano talks to her and learns she still blames herself. But he invites her to join them because if she looks sad, nobody will have fun. The fun continues with Najimi providing everyone water guns. It was definitely a day to remember as they take a train home.

Episode 7B
Komi wants to visit the library but is too scared to go alone. Hence her father will accompany her there. Now we know where she gets her personality from. They stop by a café for a break. Not much of a conversation between them. Finally daddy manages to ask her about school. She finds it fun.

Episode 7C
Now at the library, she finds a book she wants to borrow. But she is afraid to check out and starts loitering. As she reads to calm her nerves, a baby next to her starts crying. She tries to make a funny face but the baby gets scared! When she goes for a real smile, the baby calms down. Though, he has that puzzled look. Tadano is here to return the books but after witnessing this ‘important’ incident, he leaves and forgot to return them.

Episode 7D
Komi hangs out along at the park. Looks like she is having fun. Finally as she drinks from the water fountain, Tadano who is on his way back to the library after remembering he forgot about it, sees this precious moments and cycles back. Yes, once again he forgot…

Episode 8A
Komi’s family visits their ancestral grave before visiting grandma’s place. Looks like she’s not much of a talker either but can at least hold a decent conversation. Aunt Ryouko is lively as hell while uncle Sadayoshi is silent as hell. Then there is cousin Akira that Ryouko hopes Komi can play with. At first Akira is shy to open up but after Komi tickles her, she warms up to her. Heck, following her everywhere she goes! Komi then goes to see grandma who asks about her school life. She is glad she is having fun and has friends. Of course she asks if she has someone special. That reaction. Grandma wants to see her phone! Who the f*ck is Tadano?! Grandma doesn’t approve!

Episode 8B
As usual, Najimi calling everyone to meet at the festivals tonight. Are we going to drool seeing how cute Komi is in her yukata? Tadano thinks she is anxious as she didn’t bring her note to communicate. At the shooting gallery, Yadano challenges Komi but loses again. All of them. Komi is perfect at the katanuki but not Najimi. His 15th try, huh? Good thing they won’t shoot him like in Squid Game!!! When Komi finally ekes out how she finds Tadano’s dress to be suitable, Tadano goes into shock and suddenly can carve out the perfect katanuki. At the string pulling prize, Najimi and Tadano have no luck. The sneaky old lady thought her strategy is perfect but Komi snitches the ultimate prize. You were saying? At the goldfish scooping, the fish stay away from Nakanaka. Eventually she got a consolation prize. Komi thought she got lost but luckily Tadano is there. They take a break as he notes she had fun with everyone. Of course she had more fun with just him. Want to make that official? Maybe not.

Episode 8C
Komi visiting Tadano’s place? Oh right. Part of Najimi’s plan. Just like how Yamai invited herself too. They meet Tadano’s sister, Hitomi. As summer vacation is ending, Najimi reveals this gathering is to finish their homework! Too bad the ladies already finished them. Just the guys. So as they reminisce on what they did all summer, Komi starts to tear up. What gives? She writes she wishes for summer break to last longer. The same sentiments for Najimi because he doesn’t want to finish his homework. Let’s face reality already…

Episode 9A
Nokonoko Inaka has something she fears and wouldn’t want others to find out: She is a country bumpkin. Hence she tries her best to shed that image and be a confident city girl but it is harder than it looks. Seeing Komi as her model, she thought of following in her footsteps. Apparently Komi has been put through another tough errand to get some sandwich. So Inaka watches Komi walk in and out of the shop, confused and scared herself. Finally Komi orders. But is spammed all the options by the staff. In the end, she didn’t even say a word and gets her order. Inaka thinks this is it so she goes in and order without any problems. Meanwhile Komi brought the wrong sandwich back… Oh well, Najimi in apology mode again…

Episode 9B
Komi gets a request to visit Nakanaka’s home. She does so but with Komi being silent, Nakanaka doesn’t want this visit to fail and must show her a good time. Desperate, she calls Tadano and Najimi over. The more the merrier. Then they start playing this Swamp Bros video game. Really? The Mario brothers in school mizugi?! While Nakanaka and Najimi fight each other, Tadano teaches Komi how to play. In the end, a fluke move from Komi distracts Najimi and this allows Nakanaka to defeat him. Now the duo renew their rivalry over the next video game.

Episode 9C
Najimi calls Komi to help out with his part time job. Can’t say no? While it may look like a daunting task to hand out tissues, bear in mind that Komi doesn’t need to communicate. Just hand them out. Yeah, have to hand all 5000 packs out by today! Komi seems to have a problem handing out since everybody is ignoring her. Strange, I thought everyone would be charmed by her and take it with ease. Could be distracted by their damn handphone. Yeah, it’s taking a toll on her morale. A bit of drama as a woman desperately needs some tissues. But she cannot ask because it would look weird? Komi finally hands it to her and soon others start to notice and all the tissues are handed out.

Episode 9D
Komi notices Tadano has a sesame seed on his face but she can’t bring herself to tell him. She tries to point it to him but he doesn’t get it. Eh? Tadano doesn’t understand her? Sure this is not an imposter? Soon, other classmates too have a sesame seed on their face! Turns out it is a dream. Phew. But when Komi goes to class, Tadano indeed does have a seed on his face. Komi then has Tadano call her by her first name. They’re friends, right? While Najimi can do so easily, Tadano tries to eke it out but eventually couldn’t do it. No balls. Najimi then suggests Komi do the same to him since she started it. And no, she can’t write it. Say it! Eventually she too can’t do it. Back to square one like how it was. Then Najimi points out the seed on Tadano’s face that has been there the whole day. Yeah, this guy doesn’t hold back.

Episode 10A
Sports day. Oh dear. Can Komi live through this? Then there’s this Chika Netsuno who seems to be getting real friendly with Komi and looking forward to their rivalry. Of course this makes the rest jealous because who gave her the right to touch Komi?! First event is the stretching. Whoever is most graceful earns the points. At first the judge thinks Netsuno would be a sure winner but after seeing Komi, instant change of mind! Then the tug of war, everybody close to Komi weakens so their class lost. A race Tadano is in, Komi couldn’t cheer as loud as the rest. But Tadano reading her lips, he suddenly gets that burst of energy to finish in a decent place. During the break, it rains. Komi’s mom is here and everyone approves! Embarrassed Komi tries to shoo her away but mom notes everyone as nice kids. The event continues with the borrowing event, everybody seems to be borrowing something from Tadano. Sorry Najimi, not going to lend any money. Musical chairs? Everyone wants to give Komi their seat! The final relay race pits Komi and Netsuno as the anchor. Komi slips. Oh no! But hearing how her friends are cheering on her, she gets up and mounts a comeback. Too bad Netsuno wins. Netsuno congratulates her but all her friends come running worried about Komi’s injuries. Netsuno moved to tears she has great pals. During the closing ceremony, everyone thought Komi is mad for losing when she’s just afraid of everyone looking at her.

Episode 10B
Tadano is swamped with work. Luckily Nene Onemine is here to help alleviate some of that burden. Oh, Komi feeling a bit jealous? Of course Onemine notes about Tadano and Komi’s relationship and thinks he is a masochist. He claims he has no trouble with Komi and will understand if she talks to her. But when they soon bump into Komi, poor shy girl runs away the moment Onemine opens her mouth. After school, Tadano is further swamped with more work. Again Onemine offers to help. This time Komi would like to help too. Onemine observes and knows what this means so she excuses herself with something. Next time Komi and Onemine meet, the former apologizing for running away then as Onemine laughs and learns about her condition. Then she whispers to Komi that she will support her and Tadano, making that shy girl run away again.

Episode 10C
Komi wants to take a photo sticker with Tadano. Oh yeah, Najimi and Yamai want to tag along too. Heading into a booth, Najimi is being blunt that filters won’t work on Komi since it will make her look weird. After the photos are taken, Tadano notices Komi looking at the crane game machine. A few days later, Tadano gives a cat keychain to her, thinking she wanted this so he tried and got it. She says that Najimi gave her one after that so she suggests to trade. But they get too embarrassed to put it on their bags.

Episode 11A
We see Komi’s class in chaos. That’s right. Everyone is trying to argue what they should do for the cultural festival and mostly it is all centred around Komi. Despite the various suggestions, all votes end up in a tie. So once again they redo this but the outcome is the same. Till Tadano asks which did Komi vote for and she says the maid café. Instantly everyone changes their vote to that. It’s the maid café! Oh yeah! They know my taste!

Episode 11B
While making preparations, Komi wants to help but is treated like a queen instead. When supplies are running low and they need someone to go buy them, this slow girl, Kaede Otori picks Komi to come along seeing she doesn’t have anything to do. Onemine also volunteers so the trio head down to the store to get the stuffs. Oddly, it is Otori who is causing most of the trouble as she gets lost and picking up dangerous stuffs she isn’t familiar with. In the end, Otori feels like she has become friends with Komi and Komi is quite happy about it.

Episode 11C
Najimi, Tadano and Komi have to go hand flyers of their festival around the neighbourhood. I guess those types who don’t talk too much like her, they understand what she means. Finally, a house with a mom and a crying baby. The baby doesn’t stop wailing until Komi buts on her smile. Baby points out she is Kokko and the rest tease her with this nickname.

Episode 11D
While working late into the night, the girls have made onigiri for everyone. The problem is that knowing Komi made some, they wonder which is hers. The rest hint of what shape they made but it could be red herring. Tadano eats this odd shape thinking it is from Najimi but from Komi’s reaction, it is most likely from her.

Episode 11E
The festival is here. Komi rocks in a maid outfit! I approve! Then we see this maid expert, Tatsuhito Akido who acts and talks like he knows everything on the subject. Still the same virgin otaku when a girl interacts with him. If only he knew about Najimi… He witnesses the maid café having various archetypes and is pleased. Until Komi serves him. She looks mad at him? At the end of it, Akido feels he has overeaten but Komi misinterprets she gave him bad service. With Najimi correcting Komi what to say to a master, he feels conflicted about everything. Later Najimi forces Tadano to wear a maid outfit. Komi excited? Komi’s mom visits and is treated like a queen. Even Komi’s brother, Shosuke is here. All the girls falling for him and treating him like a king but he is not impressed and leaves. Heartbreak. After that Hitomi visits and feels weird seeing him in this. Snaps a picture and tells mom… Later Komi compliments Tadano’s outfit but it gets awkward between them.

Episode 12A
With the maid café in full swing, Najimi finds a way to increase business. One of them is to have Komi walkabout. And it’s like magic as she brings more customers back. Then he also charges customers to play games or take pictures with the maids. Yeah, he is literally swimming in money. Before he can start suggesting shadier maid activities, the teacher and Gorimi put a stop to this farce. Strike one. All the money is then refunded. Then there is the event where one shouts out one’s confession on the rooftop while the crowd below listens. Yamai confesses her love to Komi and wants to marry her. Silence… Najimi’s plan is to have Komi advertise their maid café. Everyone waits with baited breath to hear their goddess speak. She said wrongly meow instead of maid so everyone thinks she is a cat maid and wants to go see her! Before Najimi could think up for more schemes, looks like the teacher has recommended him to be taken away by the meditation club to do some serious reflection. With this troublemaker out of the way, Komi is able to go around the festival grounds having fun (or fright) with Tadano, Onemine and Otori.

Episode 12B
Everyone gathers to hear the announcement of which class snags the grand prize. Obviously it is Komi’s class! But due to some inappropriate profiteering, it has been withdrawn. WTF?! I thought they were just going to give it because Komi is in it! Najimi pleads about all the good times they have together but nobody is buying it. Unless you’re Komi. Differential treatment. A dance ball is organized and people fight over to dance with Komi. Komi wants to join in but is too shy. Tadano is shy too but takes her in. As they fumble around, soon the other classmates join them.

Episode 12C
To celebrate the success of the festival, Komi’s class has an after party at the karaoke joint. Everyone is going to have their turn at singing. So you bet Komi is already shaking in her shoes. The closer her turn comes, the more she shakes! It’ll be an earthquake in here! When it’s her turn, she missed the timing and couldn’t sing. But everyone is hallucinating hearing her angelic voice! And the machine must be spoiled for giving her zero points! Next is Tadano. No one pays attention to him singing and he finds it frustrating. Until he sees Komi enjoying his stint and he carries on till the end. Finally Najimi drags Tadano and Komi up to have a duet together. Get ready.

Season 2

Well, Komi isn’t done saying things because she has a lot more stuffs to say to us, RIGHT???!!!

Episode 1A
With the new school term here, Najimi hands Komi a task to have all her friends write their names in this notepad. So we see Komi going around doing so and guess how many friends she has accumulated from the last term? JUST A PALTRY 13?! Oh well, 87 more to go…

Episode 1B
Everyone is scared when Makoto Katai enters class. Although he looks and sounds like a delinquent, he is actually a meek and scared person inside. Flashback reveals that he was sick on the first week of school. When he recovered, he felt harder to return to class and started buffing up and dyeing his hair so as not to get bullied. And now that this is his first time in class, he stands behind since he doesn’t know his seat. Everyone thinks he is intimidating especially that smile of his. Only Tadano can guess his actual character. Not even Najimi the saviour can take care of this. When everyone gathers around Komi to protect her, I guess many can’t do jack sh*t as Katai approaches her to see what’s the commotion. And then a starring contest between them. Both are also scared as he thinks her aura is intimidating. When Tadano points out he is new and would like to show him around, Katai agrees. He then realizes the starring with Komi is her way to teach him about communication. Hence Komi is the master of communication!

Episode 1C
Najimi has an idea to study at Nakanaka’s place. Sure it’s not just to play video games? Since Yamai invited herself, you bet it is going to be a showdown between Yamai and Nakanaka to see who gets to be Komi’s best friend. Of course it turns into petty mudslinging until they have to ask Komi to choose. Her answer? Both are her friends. That should settle it, right? Well, time to settle it via video games. In the end, Najimi wins and brags about being Komi’s first friend. Yamai and Nakanaka’s battle continues but even in exam scores, both score the same.

Episode 1D
During the exam, Komi drops her pencil. Too scared to voice out to the teacher, the only one who notices is Tadano. So he purposely drops his so as to get the teacher to pick up both and return it to them. Tadano then realizes he forgot his eraser so Komi breaks and shares hers with him. Uhm, must she throw it on the floor so Tadano can call the teacher to pick it up for him? Well, she did say nobody must move from their seats and anything dropped, please call her. What a fine service…

Episode 2A
With the typhoon, class is cancelled. Komi is torn whether to feel relieved or disappointed. With lightning and power outage, there is mom to help calm her down. Of course she feels much better after calling and talking to Tadano. With the storm over, classes resume in the afternoon. But what’s wrong with Yamai? Looking more depressed than usual. Apparently she wants to see Komi’s panties! She devilishly hatches a plan for that as she invites Komi to go walk around the puddles. Yeah, those reflections… Then she prays for the wind but it blows the wrong way. She gets desperate by feigning sliding in the mud to snap a pic but I guess the picture is muddy too. Getting really desperate, once she sees Komi’s face looking at the rainbow, Yamai too is purified and no longer desires seeing Komi’s panties.

Episode 2B
We see some of the guys daydreaming about the possibility of dating several girls in their class. Yeah, that includes Najimi. Of course they are so into their delusion that the girls they are dreaming aren’t adhering to their usual characteristics. Sure it’s that girl? Then they start to get horrified when they can’t imagine a date with Komi. Obviously. But Tadano could imagine a fine normal married life with Komi. Now he’s banging his head on the table…

Episode 2C
Komi wants to go to the cat petting shop but since Najimi is allergic and can’t go, I guess she’ll have to go with Onemine and Otori. It seems Komi has a problem communicating with cats too. Uh huh. No cats want to come close to her. Sad. Then we hear a narration from this cat boss, Shokola on how she looks down on puny humans and all. When a cat reports about a strange Komi, she observes her for a while. With no cats approaching Komi, she thinks she wants to make them worry about her. Shokola then shocks everyone by letting Komi pet her. A great achievement because Shokola has never socialized with others before. And just like that, Shokola becomes part of Komi’s friend circle. Hey, nobody said it had to be humans, right?

Episode 2D
Yamai creates this I-love-you game in hopes of getting Komi to confess to her. So part of the game is either side grins, loses. Each time Yamai says it, Komi puts on her poker face. No effect? Even the bold Najimi does so and Komi is still going strong. Najimi then eggs Tadano to do it. Hey, it’s only a game, right? Eventually he can’t do it and loses. At the end of it all, when Komi is along, she breaks down as she was this close to her limit. Also, she is feeling torn of actually wanting to hear Tadano say it and the game ending in time.

Episode 3A
Nakanaka wants to know Komi’s feelings and thus asks Tadano’s help. Yeah, you bet Yamai wants in on this too. So they observe Komi’s actions and write down what they think she is thinking. Obviously all wrong! Only Tadano can provide the correct answers. Eventually it leads to some petty argument that they think Komi likes them more. In the end when Komi steps in and notices them talking to each other while observing her, they thought they’re done for. Well, Komi wants to join in! So they invite her for tea and now the argument on who treats her begins…

Episode 3B
Looks like the daydreaming of those guys continue. They need to reach a conclusion for Komi this time. But first, a few delusions for the rest of the girls that didn’t get featured in their first daydreaming. Finally Komi. Uhm, what’s this period piece and Komi being one heck of a super cool kickass wife?! When the real Komi shows up, the guys disband and vow never to let other girls know about their delusions. Some secrets are better kept not known.

Episode 3C
Katai thinks of wanting to show his master (Komi) that he can communicate. And that is to invite Tadano out for lunch. Of course to everyone else, he seems menacing. Worse, he forgot his lines and this makes him even look more ferocious. Luckily Tadano gets the hint and goes to eat with him outside. While done so, Katai notices Komi is observing them and thinks she is testing him. In reality, she is jealous and wants to join in too. Katai remembers reading a book on how to get along. So he sits next to Tadano and holds his hand! OMFG!!! FREAKING GAY ALERT! But in Komi’s eyes, Katai is extorting Tadano. Eventually Tadano says he doesn’t need to be stiff around him. Just be yourself and he is fine with that. Tadano then sees Komi and invites her to join. Katai freezes up and it gets awkward seeing both of them in an awkward silence together. Najimi then suggests adding Katai to her list of friends. Katai thinks he will become her disciple. Man, she has lots of disciples! Welcome aboard.

Episode 3D
Late at night, Komi notices the sweet potato vendor passing by. Yeah, thank goodness he doesn’t think of Komi as a ghost. However each time he stops, Komi gets too shy to order. He goes off. Komi chases. Rinse and repeat this process until the old dude finally gets the hint and sells it to her. She buys quite a few. Meanwhile Tadano is reeling from the embarrassment of cross-dressing at the cultural festival and can’t remember what he said to Komi at the dance. He goes out but bumps into Komi. After a small talk, she gives him a sweet potato. Winter break is coming so here’s to another fun times.

Episode 4
It’s Christmas Eve as Komi gets a call from Najimi that everyone is coming to her house later to celebrate Christmas so get the presents ready! Conflicted in going to town herself, looks like she forced Shosuke to come with her. He is not impressed at first but after seeing her putting her feelings in the items she picked, I guess he’ll hang around for a while. Until he has to pay for it! When Najimi and friends show up, they wish her Merry Christmas as well as happy birthday. An awkward silence. Uhm, did they get her birthday wrong?! I know it’s a day early but wasn’t it on the Christmas? She confirms it is and a huge relief to everyone. She is given a big cat plushie as she plants her face in there because she’s so happy-cum-embarrassed, she doesn’t know what face to put. Now the real battle begins as to those with ulterior motives want to sit next to Komi. They decide by rock-scissors-paper the order and Yamai seems to have won it. Until Komi sits next to Tadano who is furthest away from Yamai. Who’s the biggest loser now? Then they play the king’s game. First round is of course rigged by Yamai. Then it’s like everybody gets their turn to be thing. Even Komi’s mom and she’s dead serious of wanting a kiss? Unlucky Tadano and ninja guy! Oh sh*t! Gay moment?! Finally Komi is king. Her orders? Everyone to get along together. Yes your highness! Later she is agonizing at this embarrassing order. We go back earlier in the day when Tadano realizes Komi’s birthday. He emergency called Najimi so he gathered the whole gang at the mall to shop for presents for her. We see the kind of presents they get since the present who makes Komi the happiest wins. Finally Tadano’s big plushie cat might be a bit expensive but he suggests making it a present for Komi from all of them. Great idea. The rest is history and as everyone leaves, they think Komi did not like their surprise since she obviously had no reaction. But soon they all get a text from her that she is grateful from their support. There’s your answer. Never delete this message from your phone! Ever!

Episode 5A
It’s snowing as Komi joins Tadano and Najimi outside to make a snowman. A huge one is completed and it’s a masterpiece of their own. Of course Komi also makes a small cute one to go with it.

Episode 5B
The usual gang are here to have a snowball fight. But to balance out the teams, Komi is the only one on the elementary kids’ side. This won’t end well… As expected, Komi becomes too scared to throw for fearing she would hit and injure her friends. One by one, the elementary kids are taken out. Did they not stand any chance? With Komi as the last one left, what’s this? Suddenly only Yamai is left in the other team? Turns out she can’t have others target Komi and so she took them out. Then she lets Komi finish her and just like that, the elementary kids win. The youngsters admire Komi and now they become her friends.

Episode 5C
Komi’s family visits grandma for New Year. At first, Komi and Akira are awkward but they soon become closer. WTF this weird chase? Then they play a hanafuda card game. Grandma joins in. Since Komi is unsure of the rules, she is made to watch Akira play against grandma. When grandma says she will increase her allowance depending on the points she gets (but decrease them if she loses), Akira now turns into a pro gambler! I don’t really get all the strategy but in the end, Akira who is on a winning streak decides to continue to game. It is that reason why she then loses and now is in the negative points. Grandma then has Komi play. If she even gets a point, she will negate Akira’s loses. You have no choice but to avenge Akira! Now, it might seem Komi has been playing all the bad hands. But eventually the final move she makes a big comeback to win it. Safe!

Episode 5D
The ladies in Komi’s family visit the shrine. They must be so awesome that the people give way to them. Even making their prayers, everyone thinks a goddess has descended upon them. Later, grandma has Komi work as a shrine priestess to help improve her social skills. Oh dear. Can she do it? But also working there is Inaka as she panics Komi might find out her country girl identity. Because Komi doesn’t speak, she thinks she hasn’t been busted yet. Panicky Komi can’t do her job well so Inaka ditches her cover to help her out. In the end, everything goes smoothly. Inaka fears she has been busted since Komi knew it was her all along. But Komi thanks her and will be counting on her for this year too.

Episode 6A
It’s the New Year and Najimi is already hanging out at Tadano’s place. He wants to go shrine visiting and to call the rest to come too. He calls Komi first but she didn’t pick up. Then he calls the rest but I guess the clincher is the lie that Komi will come. You bet they’ll come. Yeah, not sure how Yamai will come back from trip in Hawaii. Najimi forces Tadano to call the rest. Finally all that is left is Komi. Tadano is still contemplating on whether or not to call her. But he took too long and Komi called Najimi back (she was in a tunnel and her phone had no reception). And so everybody gathers at the shrine and begin their fun time (except Yamai, I guess she didn’t make it back). When everyone takes their fortune reading, Komi gets embarrassed and hides her. Seems she got great luck.

Episode 6B
Katai wants to return the favour and invite Tadano to ice skating. Despite his perfect plan, the problem is that he can’t relay it properly and hence sounds like a typical gangster trying to pick a fight. But thankfully Tadano understands what he is trying to say and agrees. When they meet up, Katai didn’t expect Komi to come along too. And so both of them continue to feel scared of each other for the rest of the journey till the ice skating rink. Katai tries to show off but realizes he has never skated before and flops. Tadano teaches Komi to skate and this make them look like lovers. They pull away from each other once they realize this. Katai sees this and you think he understood about the situation. Turns out he thinks he has to skate hand in hand with Tadano. And so when the guys do it, this looks pretty gay!!!

Episode 6C
Tadano is sick and stays home. He thinks he isn’t going to make it and calls Najimi for help. Except he dialled the wrong number and called Komi instead. He apologizes for the mix up and proceeds to dial the right number. So when he thinks Najimi is here, turns out to be Komi. He flusters giving excuses he doesn’t want her to catch his cold but she isn’t perturbed. She heads straight in and nurses his cold, even cooking porridge for him. When he is asleep, Komi tries to hold his hand but that is when Najimi barges in. So Komi pretends so hard that she isn’t here. After they leave, Hitomi returns and she can smell a scent of another woman here.

Episode 7A
Komi is worried Najimi saw the whole thing. So she tries to write a letter to dispel that misunderstanding. However each time she comes up with a reason, she thinks Najimi will get even suspicious. Eventually she writes her letter and the next in school as she is about to put in Najimi’s shoe box, Najimi snatches it and thinks he has got Komi’s love letter. While this is embarrassing, nothing is even more embarrassing for Komi when Tadano comes by to say hi. And that letter: Komi was just taking Tadano’s pulse.

Episode 7B
Now from Tadano’s point of view, the morning he is well enough to go to school, he cannot remember if Komi was here. He knew Najimi was here because of the stuffs he left. So he fears if he thanks her for it, she’ll get freaked out over something that didn’t happen. It would be also rude to say he has forgotten. So when he goes to school and sees Komi, she asks how he is doing. This proves she was there. Yeah, just remember the misdialled number. But when he asks what she did after that (the phone call), she gets embarrassed and locks herself in the toilet. Asking Najimi about it, he says she was taking his pulse. Confusing.

Episode 7C
Shisuto Naruse is a pretty boy and definitely a narcissist. His oddball friend, Chuusaku Kometani narrates all the narcissistic moves he makes. He thinks everyone is in awe with him in actual fact, nobody is even looking at him. Naruse then thinks the only one worthy to sit beside him is Komi. However he is stumped that since the school term started, she has never talked to him. Does she have communication disorder? Ah, something he got right. But as he tries to approach her, lots of other classmates bump him out of the way. He rationalizes his fans must be keeping him away from her! When he thinks the ‘fans’ are away, each time he tries to approach Komi, Komi’s pals will be there to challenge or stop him. This stresses him out so much that he has to take a toilet break. When he is done, he is surprised Komi returning his dropped handkerchief. Thinking she is in love with him, he will allow her to exchange contacts (WTF this pretty boy pose?!). However she panics and walks away. And so he tries to add Tadano as his friend. Hey, I thought Tadano didn’t exist in his eyes?!

Episode 7D
The class will be heading to Kyoto for the field trip. Komi seems stressed about this, though? Later when Tadano asks where she went for her middle school field trip, she says Kyoto. So this will be her second time. But shortly after they part, Komi calls Tadano and reveals that she lied. She has never been to Kyoto. When the class were to choose groups for the field trip, Komi was singled out since she had no friends. She joined the remaining group but from the look on their face, they seemed unhappy or didn’t care at all. She got so scared that on the day of the trip, she didn’t turn up. Oh swell, so you mean those dickheads didn’t fall for Komi’s beauty? I mean, nobody in her class chose her so could it mean all of them are dickheads?! But Tadano says now it is different as she has friends. He assures he is here for her until she reminds the group is to be separated by gender. Tadano suggests they go to Kyoto just the 2 of them. Although embarrassing but it makes Komi feel better. Next day in class, all the girls are arguing to have Komi in her group. The teacher foresees this problem so everyone will draw lots. Fair and square.

Episode 8
The class takes a train to Kyoto. Tadano checks around the groupings. We pray for Agari who is stuck in between Yamai and Nakanaka who are both in foul mood for not getting paired with Komi! Speaking of Komi, looks like she is stuck with a bunch of, uhm, nobodies? Mikuni Katou and Ayami Sasaki are all being awkward with each other. So I take it they’re not Komi fans as they’re not hounding over her or screaming with joy getting paired with her? They have this understanding to entertain her but too bad that’s all the screen time they’ll get. On the other hand, Tadano’s members are Katai and Naruse. During the bus ride, the tour guide, Ryouko Tenjouin makes a few mistakes. She’s a newbie but she tries her best to make up for it. However despite trying to impart her knowledge on all the local sites, none pay attention. Everyone is at their own pace. Like as though she doesn’t exist. It’s really tiring and she thought she won’t care anymore until she notices Komi and Tadano paying attention. This reminds her of her own similar circumstances when she was a student on a field trip. Even if she has one person interested, she must be the guide all the way. She stays motivated until the bus reaches the inn. It’s bath time so you bet Yamai is dying to see Komi’s naked skin. As she lies await for her to strip, Komi does nothing for 5 minutes. The waiting is so excruciating. The chance came but Onemine and Agari blocked her view. Now she waits in the bath just to get a glimpse. When the time is right, Yamai asks to touch her boobs! However there is no malice in her eyes or words since the sight of divine Komi cleanse it all. WTF logic is that?! In the end, Komi still refuses her. Hope you are happy with some female fanservice because now it is time to get gay!!! Naruse notices Katai’s great body (is he a body builder?!) and trolls us into having join him in some activity. Turns out they are posing their bodies while Tadano takes photos. They are joined by the other lesser guys who are also their roommates. And so these guys flex their muscles as Tadano snaps away! WE’RE SO GAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! UNIVERSE!!! That night, the girls have a pillow fight (did everyone accept Najimi as a girl?!). But all come to a halt as they dive to sleep when the teacher checks on them. Although Komi is very tired, she couldn’t sleep all night from the day’s excitement.

Episode 9
For the second day of the school trip, students are free to do whatever they want. Hence Komi’s group goes sightseeing on their own as Katou has created a list of places they should visit. Well, it’s a bit hectic since there is so much to cover, they can only spend a short time in a certain place before moving on to the next. But Katou and Sasaki’s friendship may be strained as the former accuses her of taking too long and she doesn’t know how much effort she put into planning this. Komi interjects that they had lots of fun so the girls return to their old ways. Then they’re visiting this movie village, Komi is dressed up like a geisha. You bet that is going to attract everyone. Even those actors in ninja outfits pretending to kidnap the princess! Sasaki who just came out from the toilet, misinterpreted the situation. She thinks of helping Komi by donning a mask and showing off her yo-yo skills?! Don’t know, but it worked. Back at their hotel, Katou tries to corner and make Sasaki reveal she is that masked yo-yo saviour. Sasaki plays dumb. Not even Katou’s heart-warming story of wanting to become the best shogi player regardless of gender could change her mind. Katou gets desperate and tries to force a reveal. But Komi still gives her thanks. This makes Sasaki embarrassed as she remembers how she was taunted for being good at that. Nevertheless, she dons back her mask and starts strutting her stuff. That night, they talk about love stories. Katou has been baited to reveal she is interested in Katai. Interesting. As for Komi, they think it is Tadano but she is unsure what love is. When they explain to her and they see that reaction of hers, they bug her for a hint of that guy. H. Guess we know who. Next day as the students take the train home, Komi falls asleep so the duo hatch a plan to make Tadano go sit with her. Sasaki also tricked Katou to sit next to Katai. Tadano sees Komi sleeping and she lets her sleep on his shoulder. She wakes up and finds it very embarrassing. Then she shares photos of her fun times with her groupie. But soon she asks about that gay moment whereby Tadano and the half-naked guys posing… Oh boy…

Episode 10
Onemine invites Komi and Otori to her house to make some chocolates for Valentine. Of course Komi has to put up with Onemine’s naughty younger siblings. Especially when they tease her as a shy person who don’t speak a word. And when Komi does, they finally lost interest in her. Although, they do note that since she has a beautiful voice, she should talk more. They have so much fun making and taste testing the chocolates, they ate it all! Come Valentine’s Day, Komi is about to put her chocolates in Tadano’s locker but because of some girls nearby, she chickens out. When Tadano comes to check his locker, he looks like he is expecting something. Too bad he finds nothing. Even in his desk. Nothing. Yamai then comes to give Komi her chocolates. Yeah, they are in Yamai’s shape. Eat her! But when Komi gives hers, Yamai faints from the excitement. We see some of the girls giving guys chocolates but these are only in their imagination. Katou gives Katai her chocolates, shocking all the guys. Katai is further shocked when Komi gives hers. After school, Katai gives some to Tadano. Friendship chocolates?! Hope it doesn’t sound too gay… Tadano once again checks his locker for chocolates. Nothing. So when he goes home, he goes into despair. Really hoped for something, eh? Yeah, no chocolates from girls. Guys doesn’t count. Certainly his own mom and sister too don’t count. Later when Hitomi senses somebody outside the door, she sends Tadano to go do errands for her. Turns out to be Komi outside so Tadano talks to her outside the park. He is expecting chocolates from her but what’s this? Just to hand her some brochure from today’s committee meeting? Bummer. So as they part and Tadano resigning to reality, suddenly Komi returns. She finally has the courage to give him her chocolates. Now you happy? This has Tadano admitting he had harboured such hopes today and when she didn’t give it to him, he almost gave up. But now she has given him, he thanks her. Komi gets embarrassed and runs away after saying this batch is the best one she made.

Episode 11A
Komi is embarrassed after last night’s chocolate incident with Tadano. So she doesn’t want to go to school? Mom teases her about it and that she’ll lose her perfect attendance. I guess she’s going now. In school, Tadano notices Komi’s angry face?! Is she angry or not? Actually she is trying not to let her embarrassment show. When he thanks her for the chocolates, she gets embarrassed and bolts out.

Episode 11B
Yamai spots a tear in Komi’s stocking. Oh dear. What she gonna do now? Yeah, she’s agonizing on how to protect it. Can’t look more like a pervert sneaking up her ass, huh? Eventually she tells Komi about the tear and she also has prepared a spare pair with her. In the toilet as Komi changes, Yamai apologizes for not telling her earlier for she was worried she might embarrassed her. But it would be more embarrassing if everyone saw it. Komi thanks her for telling. Yamai then takes her old stockings and puts it over her head! DAMN SHE IS RUNNING AROUND THE SCHOOL LIKE THAT!!! Komi trying to chase her down in with her bare thighs…

Episode 11C
We are introduced to Akako Onigashima who is Yamai’s friend. She is naturally a nice girl. However she has a short fuse and the slightest thing irritates her. You don’t want to be around when her anger meter reaches 100%! So we see all the little things that infuriate her like her shoe laces coming undone and her earphone wires getting tangled. Not even Yamai knows what to do and is scared of her in this situation. When the earphone wires entanglement is about to break her, Komi helps tie it back nicely. Onigashima is overcome with emotion as they bond as friends at the batting centre.

Episode 11D
Another character introduced: Amami Satou. In short, she is a sweet person. So nice a person that she can never turn down anybody’s request for help. Ever. Hence her pals, Eiko Uchiroda and Hoshio Maeda try to train her in saying no. Easier said than done. Satou returns to her helpful ways. Seeing Tadano having problems carrying all the sheets, she tries to help by taking it all upon herself. Since this won’t do, Tadano splits the responsibility. Then Komi tells her if she needs help too, she can ask. This makes her feel weird since she has always been the one asking and doing everything. With that, Tadano and Komi agree to help her with her morning class cleaning routine.

Episode 11E
Katou invites Tadano and Komi to solve a shogi problem she created. However due to their different suggestions, this leads to both of them arguing and not talking to each other! Weird, they don’t seem so to me! Anyway, this makes them awkward until Najimi drops by and asks if they have become this close to be arguing. The duo suddenly become embarrassed. Back to normal, I take it?

Episode 12A
White Day is coming up and obviously Tadano is fretting on what to give to Komi. Hitomi notices this so she talks to him and tries to force an answer out of him whether he likes the person back or not. Is “I might be interested” some kind of answer? But she can tell from his reaction so she is going to help him. Let’s go shopping! The day before White Day, we see some guys returning the favour. WTF Katai gives Komi a book on building muscles? Tadano is supposed to give Komi but he chickens out and hangs out with Katai instead. Hence on White Day itself which is the weekend, he is forced to go to give it to her at her house. Last chance. Nervous at first, Komi’s mom is happy to see him but too bad Komi is out for an errand. She forces him to wait in Komi’s room. Tadano thought Komi has returned but it’s her dad! OMG! He’s coming in! Going to give the talk?! Tadano breaks under pressure and reveals everything. A panicky Komi then returns and shoves dad out and cleans up her messy room. Time to calm down. Tadano then gives his present which is a hand cream. After he leaves, Komi applies some and likes its good smell.

Episode 12B
Najimi initiates an eraser battle! Together with Tadano, Komi and Yadano, the quartet, they begin their quest for dominance. However Najimi, Tadano and Yadano got too excited and overpowered with their flick and got ring out. Komi is winner by default. This soon interest the rest as it now becomes a full blown tournament! OMG. In the end, Komi is champion! Then they all continue to just play for fun. After when everyone has left, Tadano sees Komi alone in the classroom and wonders why she is looking down. She manages to eke out her worries. The closing ceremony is in a few days and thinking of the time they have left, it makes her worried. Tadano then starts to narrate and assure her all the friends they’ve made and the fun activities they’ve done. Yeah, your very brief summary of the entire series. Nice mood ruined when Najimi barges in. With the new school term starting, Komi tries to smile. Hey, a small smile is still better than none. I’m guessing she is in the same class with Tadano. Although her voice is still shaky, she manages to greet Tadano rather than using her notepad.

Words Don’t Come Easy
Slowly but surely. That is what it feels for Komi in terms of her progression for opening up and making more friends. We don’t expect her to change very much into the new school term but we can all be assured that she is at least closer to her goal compared to when she first enrolled in this high school. Thank goodness for Tadano being by her side too. Who knows how much more shivering and shaking Komi will have that it might cause her brain to fall out! Really. The way she shakes whenever she has this anxiety attacks, it’s even way furious than a jackhammer! Oh I’ve got to ask at this point, remember the initial setting of the school being unique and how there will be tough competition from weirdoes? I guess they trolled us good with that setting or did they totally forgot about it? Not sure why I kept remembering this because it bugged me in some ways. Whatever. Either way, I guess it’s all irrelevant to Queen God Komi.

Honestly, I have mixed feelings with the series as a whole. While it is fun to see Komi going under various ‘stressful’ situations due to her inability to communicate properly, this formula is the big staple throughout the series and could get stale after a while. I understand this disorder cannot be resolved overnight or within a short span of time, but seeing Komi still flustering like hell and struggling to eke out the simplest of words right till the very end, it feels like she has not made any progress at all. Okay, maybe a little tinsy weenie bit. But it’s so negligible that one can safely assume it is still status quo. Despite the random and standalone skits in many of the episodes, this formula plays out in this similar fashion throughout both seasons. Hence the comedy of this series relies heavily on Komi being nervous and hence the funny part of the misunderstanding arising from that incapability to say it clear enough in simple words. Everything could be easily resolved if Komi had the guts to just open her mouth but that would take away the fun, wouldn’t it? That is why although I find this series cute and funny, at the same time this identical format has numbed me to the point where I would go, “Oh, Komi at her usual again. Not sure whether to laugh since this is so normal that it isn’t as funny as it used to be”. Yeah. That sort of feeling. But a gentle reminder in every episode about what a communication disorder is so it’s not laughing matter. It’s something we should TALK about more OFTEN, right? Yeah, Komi’s worst nightmares gonna come true and heart attacks increasing multiple times fold.

Thus her goal to get 100 friends is part of the strategy to help overcome this fear of hers (because it’s an achievement if she reaches a century, no?) as well as the perfect excuse in showcasing us other characters of the series. Speaking of them, I just want to point out the biggest mind boggling thing about the people in her class and school. Well, it is no doubt that Komi exudes this great aura that will have others fawning all over her. So it makes me wonder if everybody is so willing to do things for her, why do they not want to be her friend? I’m not talking about the ones already on her friendship list, but the rest of those background characters whom we see from time to time, starring and obsessing Komi from afar. Are they not interested to be close to her and become her friend? Well, my conspiracy theory is that despite loving Komi so much, they just love the idea and concept of that. They don’t want to really be her friend because you know, responsibilities. Hence, it is better to just admire her from afar while not be accountable to the unwritten rules of friendship. And of course it will be a pain if there is always a huge crowd around her. Freaking hard to animate! Let’s give Komi some privacy, shall we?

But for our usual characters and friends of Komi, they bring some life and spice to the entire series because if it is just about Komi and her communication problem, it would be as boring as f*ck. Of course you would also notice that everybody in class also are weirdoes. Even more so, the tell-tale signs are in their names. Yup, you can pretty much tell about their characters from their name. Like as though the parents of these kids are just so freaking awesome and accurate in naming their child so. Heck, many of them are puns of their personalities like Komi herself, her entire name is a pun of communication disorder. Same case for Naruse for his narcissistic attitude and Najimi being so blatant, they are easy to spot. Some are a bit harder to guess and not so straightforward but after a while and if you know your Japanese a little, you’ll understand and see why. Like Katou whose name is based on a famous shogi player.

So as I have said about Komi’s situation, despite it feels that she has not made some big improvements, I can actually sympathize with her situation since I am very much an introvert myself. How else did I become an otaku?! Of course I am not such an extreme case like her. So it is no laughing matter seeing Komi freezing up and getting really anxious that she is shaking so hard that her brains might fall off! Sure, those moments are supposed to be funny but I guess for Komi and introverts alike, they’re a harrowing experience. Even though she has a myriad of weirdoes, oops I mean friends around her, I suppose sometimes it is really hard to change your core behaviour. After all, it runs in the family and she took after her dad’s genes a lot. Imagine if Komi opens up and becomes like mom, I think that would be more shocking and everybody will be thinking if she is an imposter! BRING BACK MY SHY-SHY KOMI!!! Yeah, so for better or worse, Komi will always be this bashful girl till the day she dies. Sad, but that’s how we all want it, right?

Tadano being Komi’s first friend and some sort of confidante, he is supposed to be a plain guy. However he seems to be a pro mood and thought reader of Komi, which ironically doesn’t make him an ordinary kid. Also another irony is that for a guy whose name is as plain as his character, he is the main character. He is after all Komi’s first friend and without him, Komi would’ve been socially dead. Yeah. Also, Tadano is also there to troll us the possible romance with Komi because love is all about communication and the duo have been the longest communicating friends in this context. And since it is thanks to Tadano that she is slowly inching towards her goal (she’s already got a quarter by the end of both seasons), there is of course room for those feelings in her heart to wreak havoc. Forget communicating like normal, can she handle love, a whole new form of communication? Whether or not love will open her up and bloom her like a rose remains to be seen. But as long as Tadano remains as the most coveted spot of being Komi’s presumably closest friend, the chances are there. So what do you think? After that Valentine incident, WE SAY YES! Next stop, confession when? Woah! Too fast!

As for the other characters, I think I have to attribute to Najimi being the character that makes the entire series livelier. Because of this seemingly genderless person, his eccentric ways and penchant for having fun-cum-trouble is what spices things up in what otherwise might be the most boring form of communication between Komi and Tadano and the rest. Therefore, thanks to Najimi’s mischiefs, the series is a whole lot bearable and funnier. Sometimes I can’t help think that I have to thank Najimi for coming into the scene to shake things up because it would’ve been super boring and nothing would’ve progressed if Komi and Tadano are left to their own pace and devices. Way slower than Otori so to speak! The other lively character is Yamai. Thanks to her obsession and perversion for Komi, she too brings another whole different spice to the series. The perverse kind, that is. She’s basically torn in between taking Komi’s chastity for herself or maintain Komi as her pure angel. Mostly the former. Yes, she is a very dangerous person whom everyone should stay away from. Thankfully she has not reached the yandere stage of killing Komi so as to preserve their love for eternity! Yikes!

As for the other characters, they’re pretty okay and I guess they really live up to their namesake. They’re just there to provide some additional laughs like Yadano will always lose and can never best Komi, the odd rivalry between Yamai and Nakanaka, Katai’s inner nervous wreck often translate as delinquent badass vibes in his physical reactions causing everyone to fear him for the wrong reasons. However there are a few characters whom I am stumped on how they become part of Komi’s friend list. Did I miss something or did they skip animating this part? For example, you do realize there is a classmate who partly dresses up in a knight’s armour, right? So far, Himeko Kishi has not made any prominent actions but mostly appears as cameo in the background when the scene calls for the group of friends to assemble. Thus we don’t know much about this character save for she is somewhat part of Komi’s groupie. So uhm, once again how did she become part of the gang? Did Komi ‘cheat’ and add her name because if so, why not add other classmates’ name too?

This brings me to some of the other lesser known characters in Komi’s class. And boy, there are a few bunch that look really weird. I mean, there is one that has a Mad Max Mohawk hairstyle and another one who is bald but with a samurai ponytail! I mean, these guys look so odd and mature, it makes me wonder if they are actually high school students! Are you sure they didn’t come from the wrong anime and after realizing they are lost, they try to blend in as students, hence looking so out of place! Yeah, I think those are possibly the reasons. How do you explain then one of the classmates looking so different from the rest (Yuuji Otaku, was it his name?), because he looks like a surreal character! You sure he is in the correct anime?

As you can see the art and animation of the series, the characters are mainly drawn in an overly simplistic manner, making them look a bit cartoonish. Can’t miss those big white eyes and single line as the mouth. As such it gives the characters that one kind look. Some even looking almost the same. For instance, if Najimi and Satou didn’t have different hair colour, I might have confused them as the same character if I’m not concentrating! Sometimes Komi looks weird as she transitions both forms. In the sense that in one scene she looks like your beautiful madonna with that somewhat b*tch resting face (really!) but when it’s time to get comical, you see her facial expressions getting all chibi with those big innocent eyes. Like as though she is 2 different people inside 1. The Komi version of Dr Jekyll and Hyde? But other than the characters, the backgrounds and sceneries are pretty normal although they don’t feel disjointed in anyway. This series is animated by OLM who did Summertime Render and King’s Raid: Ishi Wo Tsugumono-tachi. But they’re more famous for animating a bunch of Pokemon movies and some of its recent TV series.

For the voice acting, it seems Kikuko Inoue as Komi’s mom is the only one I recognized. The forever 17 seiyuu is now voicing motherly roles recently, making those mothers feel like 17 all over again… Yeah… Oh right, the other ones are Shizuka Itou as Karisu Rina Hidaka as Yamai. Like as though this is the yandere version of Last Order… I thought Aki Toyosaki was behind Agari’s voice but something felt off. Turns out it was Yukiyo Fujii (Kiriha in Strike The Blood). Same case for Otori, I thought Yuuko Gotou is back but too bad it’s not her but Yurika Moriyama. As Komi is voiced by Aoi Koga, it might sound she has the easiest role having soft spoken lines. Well, maybe. Mostly you’ll hear those flustering breaths from Komi as she tries to eke out her voice. But since her screaming feels muffled and suppressed, I suppose that itself is not an easy feat.

The other characters are Gakuto Kajiwara as Tadano (Asta in Black Clover), Rie Murakawa as Najimi (Ram in Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu), Rumi Okubo as Nakanaka (Hibachi in Mushibugyou), Ami Maeshima as Yadano (Aya in BanG Dream), Ruriko Aoki as Onemine (Yuuko in Muv-Luv Alternative), Shinichirou Kamio as Katai (Koigakubo in Blue Period), Katsuyuki Miura as Naruse (Vallus in Shironeko Project: Zero Chronicle), Megumi Han as Inaka (Sumire in Chihayafuru), Fumiko Uchimura as Katou (Haruki in Akuma No Riddle), Minami Takahashi as Sasaki (Megumi in Shokugeki No Souma) and Maaya Uchida as Hitomi (Rikka in Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai). All the opening and ending themes just sound pretty generic to me. Nothing really special that resonates in me. Be it the first season opener, Cinderella by Cider Girl, second season opener, Ao 100-iro by Miku Itou, first season ending theme, Hikare Inochi by Kitri and second season ending theme that has a bit of hip hop element in it, Kashaberi Biyori by Fantastic Youth.

Overall, this show has its little charm and cute and funny moments. But if you are expecting something more out of it, you’d be disappointed. If you’re looking for some light-hearted fun with nothing too heavy on the story or characters, you could try this out. After all, it is ironic for us to laugh and look down on Komi has having communication disorder even though she is a fictional character whereas in real life social media actually dumbed down our real social interaction skills to practically zero! Yeah, who are the ones who have communication disorder now?! Also I want to take note that Komi is perhaps the best character because don’t guys love it when girls don’t talk much!!! OMG! Why that sound so sexist now?! I wonder what Komi has to say about that. Hey, even if she doesn’t say much doesn’t mean she has nothing to say!

Jashin-chan Dropkick X

9 December, 2022

OMG! Oh my goodness! They actually did it!!! And you thought it was a joke when they asked fans to crowdfund the project if they want to have another season! And my God, they actually made it happen! And note, the crowdfunding target was reached at the end of 2020! Right after the second season ended! Either the pandemic delayed it or they really took their time to make the next season great. Or just in time for the manga’s 10th anniversary. So that is why we should never underestimate and give thanks to all those diehard fans out there for making the third season possible, Jashin-chan Dropkick X. That’s right, people. I never would have expected or seen this coming. I guess all of us are the last ones laughing because I figure there are a lot of sick sadistic bloodthirsty people out there who just can’t get enough of seeing our titular getting chopped up, beat down and killed in many different ways, huh? Oh yeah, Jashin. For the third season in a row, you’re gonna die horrible deaths just for the sake of our entertainment. What do we want? We want (Jashin’s) blood! When do we want it? NOW!

Episode 1A
A reminder if you forgot what this series is about. Yeah, Jashin thinking third time’s the charm as she lands a soft dropkick on Yurine. She thought she is dead and will be able to return to hell. But apparently that is not the case so Yurine violently finishes her off. Another violent death. Fatality. Jashin then tries to change her outlook for this series by being serious. Thinking this is a good idea, this has Yurine and the rest of the other characters change their art style to various types. However with Jashin not making any comebacks and Yurine realizing the different art styles are making everything so chaotic, she wants everyone to return back to normal after this.

Episode 1B
Pekola thinks she is going to sin again. Yup, accepting Yurine’s offer to her place for some food for New Year. Oh well, the Lord will forgive her, right?! The whole gang is also here and before they can start eating, they have to work up an appetite. Uh huh. This means playing a game of karuta. Yeah… Weird readings and all. Some even causing some characters some trauma. With everyone at least getting a card, this leaves Jashin furious as she is the only one without any. Hence she tries to cheat the next time by punching (in this case poor Pekola) in pretence her hand slipped. She gets a warning from Yurine but does she learn? Apparently not because on the final card, she tries to do the same on Yurine. Although Yurine counterattacks, Jashin still got the better of her by burning her hand! Game over. Time to eat. We see everyone enjoying their meal. Except Jashin of course. Tied up and being teased by Yurine as she burns her cheek with the piping hot food! Eat up…

Episode 1C
As Pekola sits alone in the park lamenting her own fate, Lierre comes to sit next to her and talks about how humanity has fallen. Looks like she would have to flood the world again. Pekola thought she is a bible maniac until she realizes this is her Lord! Lierre can’t be further disappointed to see how far she has fallen. And dumber! Anyway, after a meeting with the other Gods, it is decided humanity is to be wiped out or else they will pollute and destroy Earth again. Pekola argues against this as there are still many good humans left. Best argument: Doing so will end the series after its first episode after it got its successful crowd funding! YOU CAN’T BETRAY THE FANS! Of course Lierre is sensible. Despite noting many humans are selfish, thus the reason she is here to see for herself if they are worth getting destroyed. Also she is to get rid of the fallen angel trio who betrayed heaven. Gulp. Jashin heard all this and confronts Lierre. If she’s going to destroy Earth, she’ll have to go through her first! Yeah, all those challenges sound like sinful entertainment that Jashin loves. Then a mad Yurine comes rushing to give Jashin a beat down over some sandwich thingy. But Jashin uses Lierre as a human shield as Yurine punches her face! Holy sh*t! I mean really, OH MY HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!

Episode 2A
Pino being paranoid thinking somebody is hiding and waiting to kill her. But after greatly calming herself down with some serum, it’s back to her devilish schemes. If it comes down to it, she’ll let the devils fight among themselves while she pretends to work with them. Once her halo regenerates, she’ll lead a rebellion to take down heaven and become the new Lord! She will rule over everybody! HAHAHA!!! But first, she goes to pay Pekola a visit to see her dopey face. Then she sees Lierre getting punched by Yurine. Oh sh*t. She’s really here to kill her! While Lierre is okay, she is still a bit affected because of her loli form. Jashin tries to move in for the kill but Lierre blasts her in half! Then Jashin tries to swear her allegiance to her! Of course Lierre will not have this nonsense (and so Jashin goes back to Yurine…). She has Pekola send a message to Poporon and Pino that she is here. Because Lierre has expended too much power, she collapses. Yurine calls the ambulance. Pino who has fainted from all this ‘horror’, wakes up and starts to be in denial that all this ever happened. Must be a dream…

Episode 2B
After another Noel’s concert, Pekola tells Poporon about Lierre’s arrival. But she has yet to tell Pino for she fears it might affect her mental state. Then when the rest visit them at the backstage, Jashin bringing up Lierre’s name so Pekola panics. By that time Pino has already ‘disappeared’. Yeah, traumatized in the toilet that it wasn’t all a dream. Calm down! Looks like she’ll have to kill Lierre first! As Lierre is walking in the streets, Jashin ambushes her! When that fails, Jashin reveals Pino hired her to kill her. You think Lierre is going to let her get away? Will Jashin die again? With Yurine here, she berates Jashin for being at fault. Yurine wants to make it up to Lierre and takes her to eat curry. Lierre asks how the fallen angels are doing so Yurine replies they are getting along well. Lierre seems happy to hear that. In fact, Yurine can go bring her see them now.

Episode 2C
Pino crying and trying to find solace with Minos, Medusa and Persephone. Oh yeah. Her life is over. She is going to be dead meat. Boo hoo! With the doorbell ringing, suddenly she decides to kill her first! She starts throwing her flurry of punches but thankfully Jashin is at the front so she gets ‘killed’. Behind her is Lierre. Oh sh*t. Even if Yurine says Lierre is only here to see her, paranoid Pino cannot believe thinks and thinks this is her end. Yeah, trying to kill her first again, eh? This time she poisons her tea and pie but stupid Jashin usurps and devours them. ‘Died’ twice! Lierre wants to know the meaning of this and this is when Pino breaks down, revealing her fears that Pino is going to kill her. Oh f*ck, you mean Pino trying to kill Lierre with this samurai chicken?! Luckily the rest hold her back. Lierre clears the air that indeed the fallen angels are being put to death. But she can’t be bothered about that now as her important mission is to observe Earth. So be rest assured because if she wanted to kill them, she would have done so a long time ago. Of course Jashin has to blab about Lierre being weak after getting punched by Yurine. This has Pino thinks Yurine is her saviour and wants to be her friend. Erm, okay. But when Yurine reprimands her for trying to poison Pino before hearing her out, Pino starts crying thinking Yurine hates her. Wow. Her mood swings are on a godly level. Yeah, she feels like dying now and chows down lots of pills. This comes to no surprise to Lierre as back in heaven she’s always like this.

Episode 3A
Jashin and all her alter egos are having a meeting inside her mind. It seems there is a traitor among them and that is the opinion that Jashin cannot beat Yurine! As all the versions try to smoke out the traitor, the original one then has some blind test for all of them. In fact, all of them don’t have the confidence to beat Yurine! And they have the gall to even accuse somebody else as the traitor. Suddenly, Yurine enters the scene! OMG! How can she end up in Jashin’s mind?! Anyway, time to destroy the devil! FATALITY! When the original one pleads everyone to protect her, they cower and let Yurine instead! Sorry you’re on your own. Back in reality, Jashin is being chastised by Yurine for causing trouble to a store clerk to heat up her salad. Jashin realizing she can’t beat Yurine because she doesn’t have faith in herself. All she needs to do is psycho herself she can do it! Here comes a dropkick! Missed. And Yurine punishes her with a fatality! Even with Jashin believing in herself, she still couldn’t do it…

Episode 3B
Jashin takes a Jizo statue’s mandarin orange offering. That night, she felt something heavy on her and looks like the Jizo is here to kill her for taking his offering. No matter what Jashin does, she cannot beat it. She admits defeat and resigns to her fate of being killed. However the Jizo won’t kill her because he is a statue of compassion. And he was just telling Jashin to die… Jashin promises to replace the mandarin orange but the Jizo says it is actually an orange before being whisked away by a UFO! Next day as Jashin heads to the spot, the statue is missing and thinks he went back to heaven.

Episode 3C
Mei is having bad luck lately and can’t figure out why. Uhm, maybe it’s that Jizo statue she stole in her room! Thinking of needing some sort of talisman to ward off that bad luck, she kidnaps Pekola from the laundry shop. Pekola thought she was being arrested on drug charges for she thinks Mei mistook her for having drugs (detergent) and a syringe (just a pen). So being a talisman will purify this grave offence she committed? Did she make that up? Pekola can’t leave as Mei has handcuffed her. As Mei thinks Pekola alone is not enough, along the way she snatches Ranran, Koji and Miku. In Mei’s room, Pekola realizes all the weird statues she stole especially the Jizo and this tombstone! When a ghost comes out, Mei finds it cute! Sorry Casper, you’re not scary enough. And you guessed it, Mei feels this isn’t enough and heads over to get Jashin. Yeah, Yurine just let her take this devil! Jashin sees the Jizo and claims he didn’t go back to heaven but hell! Soon all the characters come in to take back their abducted ones. As Ranran return to her loli form, Mei doesn’t find her cute anymore and doesn’t want her. Yeah, even some grandparents couple took back the Jizo and tombstone. Jashin is sad nobody comes to pick her. Maybe that’s Yurine at the door! Sorry dear, it’s some staff member here to pick up Miku. Oh Jashin. Alone again, naturally. Jashin is pitting her hopes on her best ATM to come. That’s you, Medusa. Too bad she is enjoying her hot tempura meal with the rest. Oh Jashin, have fun with Mei all by yourself…

Episode 4A
Pino is suspicious as Jashin ropes her in to sweep the leaves. Must be plotting something. Turns out she is going to have a simple marshmallow campfire. However her tail accidentally caught fire and in her struggle to put it out, the little spark fell onto Beth’s kennel. Now it’s on fire. Jashin runs back to the toilet to fill up the bucket with water. Hello… Time is of essence! By the time she returns, she trips. All for nothing! Will a cup of hot chocolate put it out? Think not! Luckily the snow women were passing by and help put it out. Although Beth’s kennel is destroyed, Jashin doesn’t want them to tell Yurine about this. This is where Koji smirks and now Jashin is left to do all sorts of errands for her. How nice of Jashin, eh?

Episode 4B
After seeing a statue in town, Jashin hatches an idea. Yurine is stumped with a statue of Jashin in her room. In actuality, it is Jashin impersonating as one. Once she lets her guard down, Jashin will pounce on her with this gun she borrowed from Mei. A small price to pay is that Jashin will be her collection for 3 days. Jashin waits for that moment. But Yurine soon leaves. Jashin stretches but Yurine comes back. Did the statue just move? Yurine then goes onto the internet. Reads out a few jokes until Jashin cannot stand it and laughs her ass off. Busted. It’s now or never so Jashin takes out her gun and shoot. Only, it’s not a gun but a harmless little snake. Yurine then reveals that she knew about this plan and already negotiated with Mei to exchange her gun with this. Doing so will allow Mei to do whatever with Jashin for a week! Look who is the biggest loser now? And here is Mei to claim her prize!

Episode 4C
Jashin is close to completing her game but Yurine bosses her around to give her a shoulder massage. Of course Jashin sees this as a chance to kill her as she throws a flurry of punches and chops. No effect. In fact, Yurine feels even better! Now Yurine will show her what a real chop is. A single double chop is enough to break her collarbones! Now that she can’t finish her game, Yurine will play it on her behalf! Meanie! Later Jashin is seen digging a deep pit in front of Pekola’s makeshift home. Yeah, how the f*ck is she going to get out? Didn’t think of that! Good ol’ Pekola pulls her out and reveals her plan to kill Yurine by pushing her into this pit and then slamming her with a rock. One Yurine burger coming up. Jashin then calls out to Yurine and tries to lure her to walk into the hidden pit. Pekola seeing this, remembers all the good thinks Yurine has done for her. Can’t let this happen to her saviour so she pushes Yurine out of the way and takes the fall. Jashin so mad that her plans ruined, her face turns into a derp face!!! Now that Yurine heard the truth, it’s time for her punishment. Jashin gets thrown in and slammed with a boulder. Change of menu tonight. We’ll have Jashin burger instead. Now we see a young Jashin taking a test. She realizes her first answer is wrong but didn’t bring any eraser. Luckily she snuck in this slow loris eraser but then as she rubs, it makes the whole thing messier. The more she rubs, the paper then tears. In order to put it back, she uses the stickiness of her rice to put it back. She is proud of her work until test time is over and she realizes she didn’t even answer the rest of the questions. Sad… Yeah, this flashback could be that Jashin’s life is flashing before her eyes right before she gets crushed by the boulder. One Jashin burger coming up.

Episode 5A
Jashin is elated after hearing Persephone’s mom who was also her teacher, will come and visit. Yes, she has a lot of influence on her in her early life. After being trolled by the Miku delivery, we see the ominous shadow sitting at the corner starting to materialize into Persephone sensei herself. Remember, Persephone II is her daughter so I’ll use a different moniker to differentiate mom instead. Sensei gets weak after doing this trick she can do once a hundred years. Once she is well, she introduces herself and gives Yurine a knuckleduster. How does she know Yurine loves weapons? Jashin then complains to Sensei that she couldn’t beat Yurine. If only had she taught her how to do a proper dropkick. Persephone claims she did but I guess the manga is different from the anime. To Jashin’s horror, Sensei will leave now but promises to be back. In fact, she will be staying on Earth for a while as hell’s education board has assigned her to observe humans. Yurine then learns she is living at the Iron Commando orphanage. Isn’t that where Lierre is living too? And so Lierre’s fear comes true as she sees Sensei as the new teacher here under the alias Hanako Kasugai. When the duo talk, it seems they were once best friends a long time ago. Of course Hanako assures she isn’t here to spy on her or anything. Lierre is embarrassed and torn that she has to put up a child-like character before her ex-friend. Hey, at least she is a nice person, right? I guess not for Lierre…

Episode 5B
When Lierre and her friend stumbles into a playground with only 1 panda ride, they are about to do so but Jashin hijacks it. She won’t give up her seat unless they beg. Lierre will not stoop to this foolishness and goes off. Next day, Lierre really wants to ride it and returns. But Jashin is already there! Jashin claims she came earlier just to ride it, knowing it is written all over Lierre’s face that she wants to tide, the reason she is hogging it. Wanna ride? Admit your defeat! No way. Very early next day as dawn is breaking, Lierre rushes down there but damn, Jashin already there! Yeah, she camped next to it knowing Lierre really wants to ride it. So is she ready to admit defeat? Because if Jashin can’t beat her physically, mental torture is a-okay. Lierre realizes she doesn’t need to put up with this demon crap and uses her power to force her off. However a disgusted Jashin accuses her of being barbaric and all. Here, have it. This makes Lierre guilty even though she can ride it now. She psychos herself that it is Jashin’s fault for tormenting her to make her look like the bad guy. But now Lierre is embarrassed as Hanako is here looking for her. She left the orphanage early and was worried. Riding this panda brings back memories of riding Pegasus in heaven, huh? Take one picture for the album…

Episode 5C
Lierre and her subordinates are at a fast food chain. WTF Lierre wants this Unhappy Meal toy of Patra-chan burning at the stake?! Realizing she must be an example to her angels, she decides to graduate and give up on that toy. But seeing other kids happily play with it makes her yearn more for it. Meanwhile her angels learn of her friendship with Hanako (she got kicked out from heaven due to some strict rules thingy) but of course Pino is the one taking her conspiracy theory really far. She thinks she is still out to kill them and hence calling her friend from hell to help! OMFG! Pino trying to gouge out Lierre’s eyeballs! STOP IT!!! I guess other patrons aren’t bothered with this drama as they’re preoccupied with their toys too. Yeah, this Iron Maiden Miku version… With Pino crying and all, here comes Hanako and Persephone to get that Unhappy Meal toy. As they leave, Hanako gives Lierre that toy, knowing she really wants it. Happy little girl. But at the same time she feels mortified because how the f*ck Hanako always knows how she feels?

Episode 5D
Jashin is once again in deep sh*t. Prostrating before Yurine for forgiveness. We all know the drill. Yurine is not impressed that Jashin absconded with this season’s crowdfunding money and wasted it all on betting. Yeah, Jashin thought of doubling that number but we all know better, right? Jashin is so dead because the investors will kill her. Oh Jashin, don’t escape by thinking to kill Yurine for life insurance! To solve this problem, Jashin heads to some underworld loan shark where the rates are demonically high. Yeah, as long as she solves this money problem. Then she has a glimpse of her future in which she is a runaway in some isolated Siberia-like camp. Wow, Escape Arc begins next week?!

Episode 6
It has been 2 months since Jashin went missing. Yup, after incurring debts, she ran away and ended up in Kushiro, Hokkaido. Well, well, Yurine would be so glad to get rid of this devil but why is she along with her pals going to go get Jashin back? Yeah, it’s no fun when you have no devil to torture! Hence this entire episode is a blatant promo on Hokkaido as we are shown various spots of interests. We see Yurine and the gang end up doing some shopping and enjoying local delights while looking for Jashin feels more like a side mission. They also heard about rumours of someone like Jashin causing mischief nearby (yes, it is Jashin herself! And failing too!), but brush it off. Pekola is on a stowaway boat. Apparently she got mixed up with Jashin running away from debt collectors. After going through international waters, everyone bailed, leaving her alone. Luckily Lierre and her angels are here to get her. Unfortunately with not enough money for the return trip, they have to work at some fields. The pay is good and good Pekola thinks this is too much and should do more for its worth. In that case, they have to get to the bottom of someone stealing emus. Emus?! Lierre going crane sightseeing instead… Jashin’s misfortune has her fall into some mud tar pit. As she washes herself in some lake, the locals see and misinterpret her as God! Yurine and Medusa are at the Ainu museum when they hear some sort of commotion. True enough, Yurine barges into a room filled with locals worshipping Jashin as a God! Damn, she’s basking in money! As expected, Jashin acts high and mighty until the emus she stole start going berserk. Forgot to feed them? Jashin flees but you know, emus are flightless bird. What’s this? God heard her wish of wanting wish so her bottom half fuses with the emu?! Hilarious! She runs for it because not only Yurine and gang are hot on her tail but those debt collectors have found her too. Lierre and her crane riding angels too! Cornered and desperate, Jashin now forcefully fuses with the crane and sprouts wings to fly away. That is when Yurine uses her Ainu bow and arrow to shoot her down! Bull’s eye! And that’s the end of today’s Hokkaido adventure. Yes people, God is dead.

Episode 7
Now we’re in Obihiro. New city but same old story of Jashin in freaking debt. That’s right. More bad luck for her. After stumbling into a place where lovers pin up their wishes, she gets chased by a herd of cows. She bumps into Minos and Persephone working in a farm nearby. They offer her to work here to pay off her debt but not surprisingly, she refuses because no matter how long she works, it won’t clear off. Hence she will always aim to take the fastest shortcut and get rich quick! This includes getting smitten by some local potato delight. She buys them all up and will sell them at an exorbitant price. Too bad nobody’s buying. Then she is done with capitalism since she has no capital funds so she tries to kidnap popular local birds to sell them. As expected, she fails. She bumps into the angels at this holy site as they go sightseeing and introduce us to some of the places around. When some guy pops up to introduce them about horse racing, you bet Jashin thinks she is going to make her killing here. Of course this horse race is its only kind in the world. Horses must drag heavy sleds as they slowly race towards the finish line. No prizes to guess that Jashin is going to bet it all on a certain horse to win. At first that horse struggles and is in last place. Jashin sees herself and life in this horse. She thinks it will make a comeback. Too bad it still finishes dead last. She is going to give it all in her next race when a voice says he will lend her strength to her. And so Jashin becomes a racing horse! Jashin makes some strides and looks like she is on her way to winning. But right before the finish line, she stops dead. WHY?! Because she sees those debt collectors! Instantly she turns around and runs faster! OMFG! YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! SHE COULD’VE WON!!! Jashin somehow has gotten away and reunites with all the other characters at a campfire. But Yurine is here and is pissed that she has been missing since. Oh my. Out of the pan and into the fire. Jashin is roasted over the campfire. Then she as to run while being on fire because those debt collectors are here. And everybody else is happily singing and dancing. Nobody cares about this idiot…

Episode 8
So how far has Jashin been kicked? Well, after interacting with this tree lover and being told about this part of town’s local philosophy to live facing south, Jashin realizes she is in Minimishimabara in Nagasaki. That far, huh? Then she catches Lierre having fun at the swings. I guess she isn’t buying it that she’s testing its safety, huh? Then they go dolphin watching in which Jashin decides to combine with one and become a new Dolphinkick On My Devil! They go see Lierre’s old giant friend, Misogoro. For some reason, Jashin attacks him but of course her puny Dolphinkick has no effect and so she is bounced somewhere else. This leads her to the local legend of Shiro Amakusa. Uhm, isn’t that Pekola, Pino and Poporon in disguise? Jashin insists in seeing some sort of miracle like walking over water but she got zapped instead. That’s a miracle too, right? It can’t get worse for Jashin as Mei is on a holiday here and glad to see her. Jashin hopes someone would save her from this squeeze. Anybody? Hope she doesn’t regret those yakuza dudes here! No choice, Jashin pleads for Mei to help her. Mei turns into a crazy trigger happy to shoot those yakuza guys away. With Jashin relying on her as her bodyguard, this brings them to some castle whereby all the cultists or fanatics gather (didn’t get this joke). Jashin and Mei claim they can play saviour to these cultists. But that is when other characters show up and Medusa pleading to Jashin to give up and just do an honest living of working to pay her debts. Never! With Mei kidnapping Ranran, this makes Kyonkyon seething mad. Yurine realizes there is no way that idiot is going to learn unless a punishment is exacted. Hence we’re going to raid this castle! So we see the gang bust through all the obstacles and save the cultists. Jashin knows she is going to lose and takes Pekola hostage. Lierre destroys her sword while a rampaging Kyonkyon snatches back Ranran. Jashin won’t learn still and tries to do her final attack, only to be cut in half by Yurine. All the cultists redeem themselves by stepping over Jashin. Since she has been stepped over too much, she turns into a dough so the rest bring her to some soumen expert who then turns her into more soumen for everyone to enjoy. Eat up! Later Medusa pleads to Jashin again but as you know, she still won’t go back. This is how she is going to live since to work means to lose. With the yakuza here, Jashin takes Yurine and Medusa to escape. Oh damn, she’s running on water?! Jashin spouts about living facing south when she’s heading west towards the sunset.

Episode 9
Now we’re in the city of Furano. Medusa pleading to Jashin to start working and repay her debts. Medusa is even willing to work with her. However when Jashin says it is impossible because of the 100% compound interest rate every 10 days, let that sink in how many zeroes are going to be there! Jashin becomes desperate for Medusa to become her ATM to save her again but I suppose Medusa doesn’t have that deep pockets. Yeah, won’t even shave off a zero! Holy sh*t! You scared of that number now?! Will even selling an organ cover any of it?! Now, you would think Medusa would snap into anger but then she gets into some overdrive mode that happens once every 6,666 years. She’s so happy that she is in Medusa High mode! Jashin is also infected as they go around having fun, trying local delicacies and visit famous spots of interest. Only Yurine is not affected since her bracelet prevents such influence. But what to do? Just tag along. So during the wine tasting session, Jashin got so drunk and snapped out of this high. Looking at how happy Medusa is, Jashin can’t stand to sell her organs. She can’t let such days end. So she announces that she is going to work to repay the debt! For real?! Yup, we see her trying an honest day’s work. But soon it is too much trouble and she goes back to laziness once again. Yeah, it’s in her DNA not to work. Then she hits an idea. Combining with a melon, she tries to sell it for a very exorbitant price. Did we see this trick before? And yeah, nobody buys it. More wandering around until the yakuza guys catch her. Time to sell your organs. With Medusa’s high over, you can tell she is clearly mad and disgusted. Everyone has no qualms to have Jashin work forever when suddenly Minos comes in with her assistant. Seems her dad talked to the bosses of the hell financing and found the rates too excessive. He has agreed and arranged for her to pay back the amount borrowed. Although Jashin still has to work every day for 666 years, at least this gives her a breather and there is an end in sight. Also, the yakuza guys will be working for Minos’ dad from now on. It is soon revealed Minos’ dad isn’t a yakuza but the boss of a construction company. When everyone returns home, they leave Jashin behind. So what she does? Have more fun! Yeah, now she’s skiing with Miku and even having a duet with her! Hey, gotta live life to the fullest.

Episode 10
So our Japan tour is over? Yeah, we’re back in Jinbocho! But wait. Jashin finds it strange that Yurine is not around. She fears that she has been abandoned! Forget about her debts being cleared whatsoever. Without Yurine, she can’t return to hell! The rest try to downplay her fears and have her remember if anything extraordinary happened yesterday. Hmm… Looks like they were doing mochi pounding and of course Jashin wanted to smash her head and make ‘strawberry’ flavoured mochi but obviously she failed and got killed instead. Sounds like the usual. Then she remembers Yurine left a note. However she ate it before reading it! WTF?! After regurgitating it, looks like Yurine is visiting her family’s home and will be back tomorrow. So good news for Jashin, she didn’t get abandoned. Since her address is written down, they decide to pay her a visit. So Yurine’s family home is a shrine? Meanie Jashin pushes Medusa through the barrier to get zapped but nothing happens. When everyone else walks through, only Jashin gets zapped! With her sheer force of power (and stupidity), only Jashin manages to go through. Fancy seeing Yurine in a miko priestess outfit? She’s helping her family since New Year is a very busy year where people visit the shrine. Oh, Jashin trying to hijack the donation box? Yurine beat down! Then they all take their fortune. Minos has bad luck but she is so positive claiming it is so rare it could mean good luck. Jashin laughs off at this idiot but then she realizes her own fortune reading reads death! Uhm, is that even possible?! She refuses to believe it and gets run over by a truck! She starts to get afraid and cries. Not wanting to attract attention, the gang goes home. Jashin then experiences a few near death experience and Yurine laughing all the way! Jashin thought she is fine back home but Yurine reminds her this luck lasts the whole year! Jashin cannot take this and runs away. Since she is going to die, might as well admire the beautiful sunset. Slowly, all the characters soon join her and give their take on what this lovely sunset looks like to them. Especially Yurine, looks like a bloodied tail of Jashin that has been chopped off! Now that everyone is gathered here, they start holding hands and sing. Yeah, WTF this episode?!

Episode 11A
Lierre sees an ad of an exhibition of Patra-chan. There is an eccentric figure (Patra-chan on a wooden horse torture device?!) one can get but if only a parent accompanies a child. You bet Lierre wants it. Since everyone she knows doesn’t look like a parent, the only person she can rely on is Hanako. We see a side distraction of grown otaku guys dressed up as a family to get the figure. The staff says no so they put on some over the top drama that they’re not real family but love to be one. So eat a tarantula to prove you’re the real dad? WTF… Back to Lierre, she is happy after receiving the figure. Now she wants to take a picture with a life size picture of Patra-chan. However the way she asks doesn’t sound like a child asking her mom so Hanako forces her to act like one or no photo. Lierre has to suck up her pride and ask ‘mama’ for a shoot. Yes dear. Patra-chan > pride.

Episode 11B
We return to a time when Jashin and co were still in school. Jashin underwent some extreme dieting and exercise because today is the physical examination day. Yeah, Jashin now just a thin line! All goes well and during the height measurement, Jashin ‘cheats’ as she uses the length of her entire tail and becomes the tallest in class. The final test is to fight some weak slimes but since Jashin measured over 2 metres tall, Sensei has her fight a cyclops instead. You regret your height now? Damn, this cyclops really want to kill?! No choice, Jashin does her dropkick on it but it is so weak that she gets owned. Yeah, her brains splattered everywhere! Luckily she recuperates in hospital and basically she learns her lesson not to cheat again. Well, we all know better…

Episode 11C
Jashin sees a blood donation drive in town. Upon entering, she is attacked by this vampire princess, Ecute since she doesn’t need the blood of a demon. Both sides introduce each other by exaggerating their titles and origins. Jashin attacks her back to return the favour but that is when Ecute cowers in fear and admits she is weak and all. She tries a sneak attack thinking Jashin let her guard down but is easily caught. Jashin relishing the fact somebody in this story is actually weaker than her! Ecute panics and calls for her subordinate, Atre to save her. Atre enters the scene, punches Ecute in the guts! WTF?! Then she lectures her for giving trouble to others and to chop off a finger as apology! Oh sh*t! No need to go that far… Jashin asks about them opening a blood donation drive here. Apparently vampires only need blood to survive so what better way than to get free blood via a blood donation centre and they’re opening it all over Japan. Plus, humans will feel good thinking they have done a good deed. Ecute is the head of Jinbocho branch and there is a reason for it. You see, she is searching for a human who is believed to have tamed angels and demons. It is no surprise that person is Yurine! Ecute plans to bring her back to her father who is the leader of the vampire clan so that both can form an alliance! Jashin panics and pretends not to know Yurine. She then takes her leave as she thinks deep if Yurine actually makes that pact, she’ll become immortal. When that happens, Jashin can’t go back to hell. So her logic is to kill Yurine now? If she does that, the vampires will target her. Wow, Jashin admitting she is too dumb to think all this stuff. Yeah, no use thinking about it. She heads to the life theatre that will show her the next move…

Episode 12
The vampires find where Yurine lives but are too scared to enter because of a dog. But Beth is a devil. Thanks to Minos, they manage to get in. Of course with Jashin here, she has been busted and now Yurine is pretty suspicious of her. As Ecute states her business to recruit her even to the point of providing her with anything, Jashin vehemently tries to protest and convince Yurine not to take this offer (I guess last episode’s life theatre didn’t do jack sh*t and just trolled us). Too bad Yurine is interested because she’ll get to dress up as a cool vampire! Jashin threatens to stop supplying water to the vampire kingdom since her dad is hell’s agricultural minister. She makes the call but is told off to stop joking or papa will kill her! But the other one who is also against Yurine joining is Pino! Who is going to protect her from Lierre if she is gone?! Uhm, so she’s not going to join her as a vampire too? Pino so desperate she tries to kill Ecute! OMFG!!! THIS B*TCH IS CRAZY!!! WTF everybody laughing?! Atre thinks they will back down for now and come again another time. But Ecute throws a tantrum, wanting to bring Yurine back now to get her dad’s praise. Atre gets mad and knee kicks her guts! Oh sh*t! Until next time, they hope to hear a favourable reply from Yurine. After they leave, Minos figures out why Jashin is so desperate on this since she won’t go back to hell.

A depressed Jashin bums out in the streets drunk as hell. Her angel and devil side (she has an angelic side?!) contemplate on what she should do next. This makes Jashin realize that since she is a noble, she needs to retrain her mind and body to take back her pride as a noble of hell. And so we see Jashin seriously train. Damn, got to love that spoof Rocky BGM… However the only problem is that Jashin skips on hydrating herself. So much so one morning she becomes a mummy! Minos remembers a similar case back in their schooling years. For her to turn like this, it is a serious case. Careful Persephone, don’t want to break her limbs. Oops! It just came off! Since splashing some water has some positive effects, they put her in the bath and in 3 minutes, Jashin is back. Jashin explains why she is doing this but Persephone thinks she should have more self-esteem. So, she is fine the way she is? They give some positive feedback that ever since she came here, less demons have come to attack Earth and even the most ferocious of monsters have toned down. It is all thanks to Jashin becoming friends with humans. Jashin’s self-esteem has been boosted and to thank them, she calls the usual gang and throws a pool BBQ party. Wait. She won this pool at a pachinko? And now she’s cooking for them? Say it’s all a dream! Nope. It’s real. Mei feels so hot that she tries to shoot at the sun to cool it down!? WTF???!!! Everybody thanks her for this and this makes Jashin blush. But soon the party is interrupted because Mei’s bullets has reached the sun and it is going to crash on Earth! WTF???!!! Pray to God! Too bad Lierre is asleep. God is dead! Hence everyone eggs on Jashin, the noble of hell to save them. Yes, time to end it by using her true dropkick! Be sure to enter the right commands! And here Jashin goes to protect her favourite hometown as she flies up her space and will fight the sun with her love!

Drop Dead My Devil! X Marks The Spot… To Die!
Holy sh*t! Is this how this season ends?! I guess this is the ‘shocker’ we need for the final episode. And they leave it up to our minds to figure what happened after her ‘battle’ with the sun. Because one theory is that she gets burnt up and roasted even before reaching it! And then everybody will laugh like hell that this noble is a piece of sh*t! Yeah, her love is not strong enough. Uh huh. Wished it was this ending but I guess the crowdfunding money is not enough to animate this part. And of course the other shocker is Jashin turning over a new leaf. This is most likely temporary but to end a season with Jashin regaining her pride as a noble and not being the selfish greedy uncouth devil we have always known her? Wow. This sure really shakes things up. But I’ll bet she’ll be back to normal when the next season arrives. There will be another one, right?! Can we get another crowdfunding session rolling?!

Honestly, I’m not saying that this season is bad since I did enjoy a lot of it. However I don’t find that oomph that would make it surpass the previous seasons. I don’t know, I felt that there was something lacking overall. I can’t put my finger on it and I wonder if it is because I have grown accustomed to the kind of jokes and gore this series has to offer that it is no longer that exciting. At least not the kind of fresh and new kind of excitement when it first came out. So yeah, it could be that and this season didn’t really offer anything new in particular. Aside from that trip and adding a handful of new characters, the basic premise of Jashin still getting bludgeoned because of her own ego and stupidity is still pretty much the same. Don’t get me wrong, I still enjoyed this season and found it as funny. Just that it didn’t give me that feeling of enthusiasm like before.

Hence this season plays out very much like previous seasons since the main ‘attraction’ is watching Jashin getting her just desserts. As long as this girl doesn’t learn from her mistakes or refuses to learn, history will always repeat itself for her. Each time she thinks she can get the better of Yurine or others, that will of course be short-lived and her whole plan backfired. The rest is history as we know and expect of it. But of course this is all written deep into Jashin’s character and she will never ever change. All for the sake of our entertainment. In the event if Jashin’s character do change for the better, that will be the end of the series for good! And I guess we can’t have that, huh? So like I’ve said before, Jashin getting killed in different ways is the staple of this show. It’s pretty much the same formula season in and season out. Slice of life anime, huh? More like a slice of Jashin’s body parts, HAHAHA!!! So anyway, if you’re the kind to get bored fast with this formula, you can see that the charm is starting to wear off. Yeah, I guess third time isn’t the charm for those kind of people. Thankfully, perhaps it will take a few more seasons for yours truly to actually get tired and bored of the entire shenanigans. Hopefully. If they plan to make more seasons in the future, that is.

As you would have noticed that in this season, there are a few episodes that seemingly dedicated itself to tour a few Japanese cities. Now, this particular arc felt a bit out of place and despite the premise being Jashin running away from loan sharks, the big bulk of it actually sees the characters in the series engaging in local sightseeing, activities and snacking on tasty local delights. I am highly speculating the reason they have such arc because remember how this season was successfully crowdfunded? My conspiracy theory is that many of those who crowdfunded this season mainly came from those cities especially in Hokkaido. So what a way for the producers to thank these people by helping to promote their cities and all. That is why in those episodes, we have strange normal people making their very short cameo as they introduced our characters to whatever industry they are in. Personally, I do not know how effective this promotional stint is because I’m too engrossed tracking my brains trying to tie up the episode’s story with it all. In the end, many don’t matter to the story at all and it’s like a big distraction in that context. But I figure that these aren’t just promotional stints as they also serve as real life references which of course I am oblivious too and don’t really understand.

As this season introduces a few new characters, there is one who makes a cameo in every episode. I am sure that all of us viewers would have noticed this Miku character who carries leeks with her all the time. She isn’t actually relevant to the story or the characters in many ways but once again, this is my conspiracy theory about this character: What if this Miku character is actually the one who made the biggest crowdfunding donation and hence the success of this season? That is why to honour that person, they make this character having a cameo appearance in every episode. Of course this is all just baseless speculation since Jashin and Miku did have some sort of musical collaboration back in 2021 to promote Hokkaido. Yeah, so maybe that’s the connection. But I still want to believe in my own conspiracy theory since money makes the world go round! HAHAHA! Oh boy, I sound so much like Jashin…

As for the other characters, I feel that some of them were misses this season. Especially the snow sisters, The Chinese sisters and that possessive policewoman. For those sisters, it feels like they make only very short appearances here and there just like the Miku character. Like as though this season, the writers didn’t thought out a role for them and hence they are relegated to side characters bumming around or selling/promoting whatever stuffs. As for Mei, she still feels as annoying as ever but this time I feel she doesn’t make as much of an appearance like in previous seasons. Only on a couple of occasions to annoy the hell out of Jashin and that’s particular it. Persephone, Minos and Medusa fare slightly better but nothing really memorable of them. Especially Medusa didn’t feel like Jashin’s ATM for like in every episode so in a way she felt a bit negligible. Of course Yurine still kick ass and she still shows why she is the boss around. I still believe that she is the strongest human and character around because if it really comes down to it between a war between the species, Yurine alone can kick the asses of an alliance between God and his angels, Satan and his demons and even the entire vampire clan! Oh yeah. The most dangerous character ever whom you don’t want to get in her bad books!

The most intriguing character this season I would say goes to Pino. Until the end of time, this fallen angel can never accept the fact that Lierre is no longer interested in taking her life! Damn, this girl is so paranoid that she keeps overthinking some sort of ulterior motive must be going on! And that it is only a matter of time that Lierre shows her true colours and takes her life! I don’t know whether to pity her or feel cringe or annoyed with her but I guess she is the angel’s version of Jashin. Uh huh. Seeing Pino-Lierre relationship somewhat reminds me of Jashin-Yurine. It is only the question of when Pino will fully snap and turn yandere. Destroying the entire world just to kill Lierre. Yeah, I can imagine that happening in this crazy series! With that, Pino feels more prominent than the rest of her fallen angel comrades, Poporon and Pekola. The former feels forgettable while the latter still continues her running joke of living in poverty, attracted by food and doing odd part time jobs. As long as Yurine is around, this is the ‘sane leash’ that will keep Pino from turning into a real psychotic killer.

Persephone AKA Hanako as the new character this season, it feels that she is just there to play some weird motherly relationship with Lierre. After all, the running joke about Lierre is that she likes cute kiddie things despite being such a high profile angel. With Lierre and Hanako knowing each other for a long time, it sets the stage for some weird interactions with this reunion since Lierre looks like a kid while Hanako looks like a mom. So there you have it, another odd pair. Leaving it late this season are a new pair of vampire characters, Ecute and Atre but of course at this point, it remains much to be seen about them. So with them recruiting Yurine on the cards and currently seemingly on hold (until Yurine makes a decision), hence it is an excuse for them to hang out with them from time to time and be part of the usual gang.

New seiyuus this season include Misae Komori as Persephone/Hanako (Komachi in Love Kome), Ruri Asano as Ecute and Rena Hasegawa as Atre (Rio on Koi To Yobu Ni Wa Kimochi Warui). I read that for Miku, they used her original seiyuu instead of some Vocaloid software, Saki Fujita (Ymir in Shingeki No Kyojin). This season’s opening theme is Arekore Drastic featuring Aina Suzuki by Halca. If you’re familiar with the second season’s opener which was also sung by Halca, both songs feel almost the same. Despite having some hard rock lines, I still believe it can’t beat the first season’s opener. As for the ending theme, Ryuusenkei Mayday by KAF featuring Kafu feels more like a denpa song. Is it me or does the singer’s voice sound muffled or using some sort of voice altering software? Anyway, compared to the second season’s ending theme, personally I thought it was like a downgrade. I mean, the second season had some head banging hard rock music amidst the epic power animation of Jashin vs Yurine showdown. This season feels like it toned down and nothing special in particular. Well, just Yurine riding Jashin flying like Superman… BORING!

Overall, this season is still good and rocks. I still enjoy all the dumb silliness that made me laugh at times but as I said, it still lacked something that would’ve made this season better or surpass its predecessors. It’s a good thing the series continues to stick to its usual formula of slapstick comedy and dynamic relationships between the characters and that’s why it was well received with the fans. Yeah, we get what we actually paid for! So who knows, maybe there will be another crowdfunding event in the near future so we can get our next season of Jashin-chan! They did it once and proved it to be successful so what’s stopping the next one? Better get all those ATMs and cash ready when that moment arrives. Then truly it will be Dropkick Forever!!!

Wow. It sounds like a plot that could only come straight out of a manga. And probably it is. Mamahaha No Tsurego Ga Motokano Datta is about a pair of young couple who once dated and then broken up. You thought that would be the end of it all, never seeing each other again and that they would have nothing to do with each other’s lives ever again. But wait! Like as though fate wanted to turn their lives into some sort of cruel joke, their parents remarried each other! OMFG! Now they’re step siblings instead! And now they have to live with each other under the same roof and as you can see, those old feelings might get in the way. Is it love or is it hate? Whatever those feelings, it is sure going to be real awkward now that you are living with your ex. Cringe for them but funny for us, I suppose. I guess some things in life are really a worse fate than death itself.

Episode 1
Mizuto Irido and Yume Ayai once dated. They’ve broken up but are now living together. How? Why? You see, Mizuto’s dad, Mineaki and Yume’s mom, Yuni just remarried! Oh boy. This is going to be complicated. So for the sake of their parents, they’re going to pretend their past never happened. Yume enters Mizuto’s room and wants him to call her onee-san instead. He won’t and both don’t like the idea of being the younger sibling. Both are born on the same day although Yume is half an hour earlier. Not sure about Mizuto’s argument about old Japan’s custom that the older twin is considered the younger one. But they’re not twins. Nor siblings. Hence Yume suggests settling this via game. They have to act like siblings and acting in an unnatural manner that is not sibling-like will be considered the loser. Mizuto accepts but realizes the twisted deception of this game as she goes through his manga collection trying to rile him up (because it’s only natural for siblings to read each other’s manga?). That is when he apologizes for this dumb fight. At that moment, it made him look like the guy she once loved. She calls him like how she did back then. This secures her loss because siblings don’t call each other like that. She is forced to call him onii-chan. So is this permanent or just one off? It gets worse for the duo as both enter high school and put in the same class. Some guys want to hang out with Mizuto but later he finds out that they’re using him as a stepping stone to get to Yume. Yume notices this and confronts Mizuto about this because she hates those kind of people with no guts. Mizuto doesn’t care and she shouldn’t be bothered with them. But the next day as those guys want to hang out with him, even Mizuto is shocked when Yume grabs him by his arm and pretends that she has brother complex. That made them gave up.

Back home, the duo are alone since their parents are out working late. Trying to cook, Yume gets conscious about the chicken breast they’re going to make. Conscious about putting hers on Mizuto’s arm this morning, she reminds him to forget about it. Don’t worry, he already has. Apparently that didn’t sit well with her because it’s like he is saying her boobs are forgettable. She’s going to break his indifference as she gets out of bath draped with only a towel. The much expected choking reaction. She teases him that she can dress as she wants in her own home and if he is going to be a naughty peeping tom. When her towel almost comes undone, it is then Yume realizes she looks like trying to seduce him. She panics but he covers her with his shirt. He advises her about being reckless although he knows she is teasing him. While she notes she can’t stand people looking down on her family, he thanks her for this morning. Forced cliché moment as he falls over her. Are they going to break the rules? Well, Mizuto doesn’t mind losing… As they seemingly look like they’re going to kiss, their parents come home. Quick, hide under the couch! Why the f*ck did she just not run back to her room?! Both reflecting the circumstances that they almost got into that would remind them of their past and that’s why they hate each other.

Episode 2
Kogure Kawanami wants to be Mizuto’s friend. Mizuto thinks he just wants to get to Yume and disapproves it. He won’t let any scumbags get to Yume. On the contrary, he really wants to be his friend and that’s that. Then he teases him about that line about Yume, making her blush like hell. As today is the physical examinations, Akatsuki Minami keeps staring at Yume’s boobs? So she wants to have big busts like her? Just like that they’re friends. So can I consider them as bosom buddies now?! HAHAHA!!! Sorry… Seeing Mizuto easily giving up on his physical tests, Yume swears not to be like him. But she over exerts herself and almost collapses. Luckily Mizuto is here to catch her before letting Minami handling it. After Yume recovers in the infirmary, Mizuto teases her about her eye bags. This makes her panic for a while before he claims it was just a joke. While Yume is not impressed, Minami thinks Mizuto always treats her nice. Next day, Minami is shocked to hear that Yume is out with a cold. She wants to come visit after school. As Mizuto brings Minami into her room, Yume who is still in a daze starts talking to Mizuto during those dating years. Of course she soon realizes Minami is here and returns to normal. As Mizuto and Minami cook porridge for her, Minami can tell Mizuto once had a girlfriend before, the way he interacts with girls. While Mizuto claims he won’t get another girlfriend, Minami talks about the possibility of him getting one, will he introduce her to Yume? Not that he needs her blessing or anything. After Minami leaves, Mizuto checks on Yume. Still in a daze, she still acts and talks like those dating days. Worried he would leave her, she has him put his hand on her chest to feel better. This has Mizuto remembering their past. It was love at first sight when they were in middle school. They started dating as they love books and talked about them. But as the trivial disagreements eventually pile up, they finally broke off. They didn’t think they would see each other soon because imagine the shock when they see each other at their parents’ remarriage meeting. With Yume having Mizuto do lots of chores for her, he finally suspects something amiss and takes her temperature. It is back to normal and he believes her fever has gone down for a while. Hence she was taking advantage of his kindness. He won’t let her escape until she apologizes. Apology accepted but she feels weird since he is being nice to her. Well, better than spewing out old embarrassing habits, right? Now she is okay, he won’t need to take care of her. But wait. She wants him to stick around longer. They’re siblings, right?

Episode 3
WTF?! Yume has Mizuto’s underwear and smelling it?! WTF???!!! Of course she realizes the grave mistake this is and can’t imagine Mizuto punishing her for it. So blame him for wearing underwear? So she waits till he is asleep to put it back. Then Mizuto comes out of his room the same time. Busted. But what’s this? He is holding her bra?! Time for an explanation. Well, it seems after bath, Mizuto found her bra dropped on the floor. When he picked it up, dad came in so he lost his chance to put it back and took it back to his room. Yume can’t believe such an inconvenient story but it seems she too had a very similar setting. Yup, mom came in when she picked up his underwear in the bathroom. Lost her chance. As for if they did anything funny to it in their rooms, well, a short pause before they deny they did anything. Suspicious… They promise not to speak of this again but since they broke their game rules, they are to demand something from each other once but only outside of their household. One day, Yume sees Mizuto dating a girl. The gall! Furthermore, she looks like her old nerdy self! THE GALL! So she asks Minami for her opinion and comes to a conclusion that he might be preying on an innocent girl. To her horror, when she returns home, she finds her shoes in her house. So that bastard brought her home. Take some pictures as evidence. Yume then calls Mizuto to run errands for her so that she could warn that girl. After Mizuto left, she is about to go into his room but it’s Mizuto! So did he send the girl home? Her shoes are gone. He claims he is alone and there was no girl in his room. Showing the picture proof, he tells her to go check her room. Nothing abnormal. Eh, is he trying to suggest some paranormal activity happening?! He won’t entertain her any longer since he is tired. But Mizuto realizes something wrong with the kitchen chair before heading up to his room. Hmm…

Now we see Mizuto thinking back and thinks this is all Minami’s doing. When that nerdy girl approached him and asked him to date and marry her, Mizuto didn’t recognize her at first but it was Minami in disguise. So is she for real wanting to marry him? Actually her real goal is to be sisters with Yume. After Yume opened up to her during that physical examinations, Minami feels the need to do (creepy) stuffs for her and become her sister. Hence she followed him just to have the feel of what it’s like to be with him 24/7. Mizuto then called Kawanami about this seeing they both know each other. Kawanami warns of Minami’s obsessive behaviour. Her infatuation will grow to a point it will all explode. He relates she once had a boyfriend. She tended to every needs of his and of course the guy was happy at first. Who wouldn’t like a girl like that, right? But after 3 months that guy collapsed from stress and was hospitalized. Minami continued to dote on him until it killed him. Gosh. Did he really put it like that? Hence he warns Mizuto as long as he stands his ground, he’ll be alright. Kawanami has a plan that will make Minami give up on him. Soon, Mizuto goes to talk to Yume to exact that demand. He wants her to date him tomorrow.

Episode 4
The date is here. Mizuto looking so dashing that Yume might fall in love with him! So as their date begins at the aquarium, we also see Kawanami and Minami spying on them. Flashback shows Kawanami’s plan to give up her obsession on Mizuto by having her witness their date to prove that Yume has brother complex and shatter her dream of marrying into the family. Mizuto remembers Kawanami’s advice to compliment Yume’s dress. He does so but messes up and makes it sound sarcastic. However he is surprised by her flustering because it is a reaction of a girl who is in love for the first time. They troll us as Mizuto brings Yume closer to himself but this is to avoid others bumping into her. After that short moment of being taken in by this, her sarcasm mode goes online as she remarks about his hand on her shoulder for too long. Mizuto thinks something is wrong as Yume keeps glaring back at him on and off. During the break, he calls Kawanami for help but he realizes he brought this upon himself and has to finish what he started. Meanwhile Yume gets lost. A call from Mizuto and she expects a string of sarcasm. However he apologizes for not keeping an eye on her. Yume feels conflicted about this gentleman version of Mizuto. Brings back to those days when they were dating. Once at a festival she got separated and he came to get her. All her life she felt she was a failure and didn’t want to be a burden. At least not to the guy she loved. When she was about to give up on it all, he came to whisper those sweet assuring words. She need not be afraid and that she can always rely on him.

Now Mizuto is here to get her but this time there is more sarcasm in his tone. Then as they return to the aquarium and start their sarcastic argument, Mizuto narrates about the love-hate relationship he had with her. Then, he began to hate her more as the days passed especially those things he loved about her slowly turned into hatred. It was tormenting. But now they’re freed of that bond and have no reason to hate each other even though they are step siblings. In fact, this situation they are in is considered a blessing compared to that unhealthy relationship before. At the end of the date, Minami pretends to stumble into Mizuto. She apologizes for sneaking into his house, claiming he left the door unlocked. He promises he won’t tell Yume as long as she behaves. Since she is her friend, she means a lot to her. She gets the hint and also reveals that she was the one who added an extra chair in the kitchen (didn’t understand this one). She also hints she hasn’t given up yet. Back home, it is Yume’s turn to exact her wish on Mizuto. Now this dashing guy has to pose while she snaps numerous shots of him. Yeah, she really enjoys it. Finally she has him hug her from the back and whisper in her ear. Definitely bliss. In school, Yume and Minami are normal with each other. Kawanami thinks the case is closed but Mizuto doesn’t think so. Mizuto then asks if he has been hospitalized before. In fact he has back in middle school.

Episode 5
Yume wants Mizuto to go shopping with her for a Mother’s Day gift. This is of course to show mom that they are still on good terms but Mizuto doesn’t want to and thinks she just wants to split to cost. So when Yume returns all dolled up and it stunned the hell out of Mizuto, this means he broke the rules and will be the younger sibling today. He follows her out and they return with a gift for mama. Wow. Look how happy she is. Those tears must be nourishing the flowers… Mizuto then visits his late mom’s altar. Yume sitting next to him as support. She is the onee-sama today. Mizuto tells us he doesn’t know much about his mom since she died when he was young and only have this picture as reference for her face. Later Mizuto thinks of giving their parents more time together. Because they have no budget to have them spend a holiday elsewhere, he suggests they themselves spend the night elsewhere. Of course Yume flusters to think that they will be spending the night together alone. Aside trolling her about the love hotel, obviously they’re going to stay at their friend’s place, right?

Yeah, but get this too. Kawanami and Minami are actually neighbours in the same apartment! I guess it’s another sort of hell having such childhood friends living side by side. And also be careful not to speak so loud because the walls are thin. Kawanami demonstrates by screaming that Yume’s boobs are only for Mizuto’s eyes. You can hear an angry Yume banging on the wall. Hope it doesn’t fall apart. Then she spams “Pervert!” in Mizuto’s phone. Mizuto gets back at Kawanami by tying him up and then reading aloud his old life ambition. He wants to be a policeman so that he can protect and marry Minami one day. Now the wall banging is from a furious Minami. She thought she told him to throw that joke away. It’s amazing the walls are still up… Both sides also end up dining at the same restaurant. Fate trying to make their life a joke real hard, huh? The siblings try to outdo each other about mixing drinks at the drinks bar but later realized it was just a trick by the childhood buddies. Minami snuggling up to Mizuto to get him to teach her for the upcoming exams just to make Yume jealous. Mizuto straightaway recommends Yume who is a better teacher than him but also hints that because he is a genius, he doesn’t need to study much, pissing her off. That night, Kawanami feels screwed because he doesn’t want to study but seeing Mizuto studying hard despite claiming he is a genius, well he is doing so only to not lose to Yume. That night the siblings can’t sleep so they stare at the night sky outside their balcony and talk about old stuffs. Yeah, why bring that up? It makes them wonder if all the time they spent together had meaning. Whatever it may be, they’re stuck as step siblings until the end of time.

Episode 6
With the midterms coming up, this has Yume remember she was always the top of the class until Mizuto beat her at maths, a subject she specializes most. Hence she sacrificed her sleep to put in more effort until she regained top spot again. However, seeing Mizuto wasn’t all that interested, it left her a bit frustrated. Perhaps all this rivalry was something she just came out of thin air? Now she sees Mizuto relaxing rather than studying. He claims he has done all he has needed so there is no need for last minute studying. She thinks he takes her for a fool but he asks if getting top spot is important to her. Apparently it is, the reason her life is like this now. After the first day, she thinks about the possibilities of him topping her. But later she furiously confronts him. She saw he left the last few answers blank. Was it on purpose? He claims he had no time but she saw him putting down his pen 10 minutes before time is over. She feels insulted that he is giving her the top spot like this. This is not the kind of victory she wants. He snaps back, didn’t she say top spot was important to her? Because to him it doesn’t matter so what’s wrong of letting her have it? This makes her sad because this isn’t who he is. Next day before the second day of exams begin, he reminds her that nobody has the right to define who they are. He warns her to say goodbye to her top spot at the end of the exams and as the results come out. Mizuto dethrones Yume for the top spot. But when her friends praise her instead, Yume is in shock because this was not the kind of reaction she was expecting. She thought being top is what defined her but now she is left to rethink her ways.

Later as Yume goes to see Mizuto at the library, she is shocked to see him with another girl, Isana Higashira. Apparently they share the same interests in manga. As narrated by Mizuto, Higashira is actually his childhood friend and the closest one he has made in life. However she is very shy of others. So when Yume and Minami come to greet them, she hides behind Mizuto. Before he can introduce Higashira, Yume walks off. Not interested? Yeah, she is ruing the fact that she might be jealous! Next day, Yume acts normal. So normal that it bugs Mizuto as he asks Higashira for advice. Well, just trust your gut. AKA I don’t know, eh? When she talks about herself being bad with the flow, this gives Mizuto an idea. Yume is feeling so free! Who’d thought that not giving a hoot about Mizuto would feel this good! And then suddenly Mizuto comes in dressed up like a hot guy. Unfair! He claims she is so zen that it doesn’t irk him like she usually does. So what has changed her? She reveals about her jealousy over Higashira but at the same time it is not normal for siblings to get jealous like this. As for why he is so bothered about this, it is because she is acting like what they went through together never happened. Uhm, isn’t that the goal? Next time Yume properly introduces herself to Higashira, her condescending tone is back. Higashira feels weird and thought she did something wrong. Until Mizuto tells the truth of Yume’s jealousy. That is when Higashira says she had always wished she wanted to born a boy because especially when she got her first period. This proves that she isn’t in love with Mizuto because girls won’t talk like that to a guy they like, right?

Episode 7
A short narration of how Yume fumbled trying to leave a love letter for Mizuto. She managed to do so, he read it and looking back at this, she can only say it was some youthful indiscretion. Higashira gets a threatening letter that they know her secret and must come to a certain place if she wishes not for it to be exposed. Turns out this threat letter is just a joke by Minami and Yume for them to meet up. Though, they know her secret. No, not that online streaming whatever thingy. Rather, they know she is in love with Mizuto. Higashira claims she isn’t and hasn’t fallen in love with him. But when they whisper a few things about Mizuto and show a video of his sleeping face (?!), her reaction says it all so they’re going to help her get together with Mizuto. Did Yume approve of this? Higashira feels fine being friends but after Yume tells the benefits of having a boyfriend (must be from experience, huh?), Higashira agrees to want to date him. First, the duo observe them together. The usual boring stuffs and nothing much happens. Minami suggests using her ‘physical assets’. So as she rubs her boobs onto his arm and he is still indifferent, I guess she lost it and starts rubbing them on his back! WTF?! Then they give her a little makeover. No reaction. Higashira tries to sit close to him but each time he moves further. Don’t want his personal space invaded? He warns of hell so she dares him. Hell means messing up her hair. But in the end, he helps her comb back.

Minami is trying to push quickly for Higashira to confess. She claims the longer she puts it off, the harder it will become. So strike while the iron is hot? Higashira has doubts if Mizuto sees her as a girl and Yume somewhat guarantees it if she acts as herself. So Higashira calls Mizuto to meet up. She first explains how everyone thought of her as weird and annoying but he was the only one who understood and talked to her. Hence she wants to spend more time with him as his girlfriend and confesses she loves him. While he enjoys spending time with her, he rejects her. He hints that he is selfish and can’t be attentive to more than 1 person at a time. He hints a certain person occupying his heart despite not deserving it. He doesn’t fault anyone and this is solely his own problem. This shocks and saddens Yume. He could’ve been happier with Higashira but yet he chose someone who isn’t his girlfriend anymore, let alone his stepsister now to be by his side. Later, Yume and Minami are shocked that Higashira and Mizuto are back to normal with each other. Like as though that confession-cum-rejection was nothing. Well, the confession might have failed but it’s not like they stopped being friends, right? And seeing now that burden is off their shoulders, being friends is easier and straightforward. Minami and Yume so in disbelief!

Episode 8
Higashira wants to come over to Mizuto’s place to read his manga. But she is being flirty although Mizuto doesn’t flinch. Due to that, Yume and Minami are going to help dress her up. They go get her some clothes but thanks to her voluptuous body, it’s going to make her as sexy as hell. Hallelujah to those G-cups!!! Minami then suggests wearing like Yume and then uses her as a model. This has Yume remember the time she dated Mizuto. As one who didn’t knew about fashion, she fretted about every choice she thought. When they met, he didn’t say a word about it. Like as though she made a bad fashion choice and he avoided talking about it. But at the end of the day, he did compliment her about her cute looks but also told her not to wear miniskirt in public. Despite so, she felt very happy. Higashira arrives at Mizuto’s place. So why is Yume joining them? Going to keep watch on him so he won’t pull anything funny, huh? You think he would? To Yume’s shock, Higashira makes herself as home as she lies and reads on his bed. Hey, she got his permission. Plus, Higashira is feeling pretty normal about it all. Remember, she got rejected so it’s fine. Yeah, Yume trying to wrap her head around this. When Higashira requests he help massage her (more of the friendly type and nothing seductive), alarm bells start ringing for Yume. She thinks they have fooled her and have been dating all the while. They refute her and claim this is just normal friendship. Then Higashira wants Mizuto to help put back her socks. Why can’t she do it herself? The boobs get in the way. Hmm… How did she put it on in the first place?!

Later Yume talks to her about if she still likes Mizuto. She does. But she is more worried if he finds another best friend because it will make her jealous. He is her only friend, you know. Imagine if Mizuto’s long lost sister pops up, how would Yume feel? Yume wonders if she is her friend. Of course, but she cannot replace Mizuto. As Higashira goes to the toilet, Yume confronts Mizuto about all this. Then she wants him to put on her socks for her too. Since when did this become competition? He does so and the moment he touches her thighs, she makes a strange (but cute) squeal. Then a call for help from Higashira. Turns out she stumbled into their parents and she didn’t know how to react. So she gave them the wrong impression she was Mizuto’s ex. Luckily Mizuto’s explanation explained things. As Mizuto walks her back, she mentions she hasn’t recovered from the rejection and he should console her once in a while. This has Mizuto remember his dating days with Yume. He wonders if they never dated and stayed as close friends, would they still be together? But no point thinking about this because both of them are not like Higashira.

Episode 9
Now we go back in time and see the whole deal of the couple that never was. The duo were making good strides as a couple. Holding hands and even kissing. So now it’s the next step, right? I mean, Mizuto inviting Yume to his room because you know, taking it to the next step? At the end of the day, nothing happened. Yume wondered if he called her just to hang out because she really thought he was going to make a move on her. After she left, Mizuto was filled with regrets because he actually had a plan but chickened out. When they start their final year of middle school, they were put in separate classes. Yume thought she won’t be able to make friends again but surprisingly, she did. Though, they still promise to meet up after school. But soon Yume hanged out more often with her pals and even talked to Mizuto about it. It got to a point where he got irritated just hearing about it and told her off he isn’t interested in hearing about her friends. That was when the cracks soon started to widen. Though, he regretted raising her voice to her. One day, she caught him talking to another girl. Then she confronted him about it and although he explained himself that she needed some book reference, she then accused him of cheating. So it’s okay if he hangs out with his own friends but it’s not for her? Mizuto then thought about all that has happened and wondered if he should have bottled up his feelings and gone along with it. As the days passed, the friction between them worsens. She didn’t invite him to the festival and was up all night waiting for his call but none. Even their anniversary when they started dating came and went like nothing. The rest of the year passed without them making so much contact with each other. Eventually when they are about the graduate, they finally call it off. Good grief. Mizuto narrating the opposing feelings inside him that was eating him slowly away. Both his hate and love for her made him miserable and he agonized over it. However he felt it wasn’t the end of a relationship but liberation. But soon enough, they become step siblings and the rest is history. Now we see them argue as usual. But this time they both found out that night they were actually ready to do it with each other. Appalled and in disbelief, they continue to blame each other for the regret and wasted time. Wow. Are we such a happy family?

Episode 10
Looks like there’s a roach in Yume’s room! She screams and runs to Mizuto for help. But since he is also chicken, I guess she has to share the same bed for tonight. So they act like nothing with such close proximity but you wonder if there are still those lingering feelings. Next morning, Yume is berating Mizuto for being a chicken. Their parents find them amusing. This has them remind them that they’ll visit their relatives soon and since it is near the riverside, mom has Mizuto accompany Yume to go buy a swimsuit. So it gets odd for them. Yume needing his advice and input and he is flustering to say the right words. I guess his words are so plain that she feels disappointed and expected more. Then more flustering before this show ends and she’ll take this swimsuit. For herself. On the way back, they troll us when they got too close to each other. Those lingering feelings back? Only if Mizuto didn’t flick her forehead. Back home, when Yume thanks Mizuto for a manga he recommended, the parents are amused to see them act so because it’s like a couple proposing to each other. Of course this makes Yume quite embarrassed. Mizuto can only note the fact they can joke about them as a couple means they have fully accepted them as step siblings.

When Higashira is over to watch a movie, Yume can’t help stare and observe at her. Because she is lying on Mizuto’s lap, getting her head scratched by him and what’s this? Scratching her boobs? Just how comfortable are they snuggling up to each other like that? After the movie, Mizuto drinks from the same cup as hers but he is unfazed when she points out about the indirect kiss. Mizuto feels tired so Higashira offers her lap for him to sleep. Yume won’t let that happen. But since he doesn’t want his ears to get cleaned by her, he falls asleep on Yume’s lap instead. Higashira thinks of stealing a kiss but Yume thinks she should treasure such moments so Higashira agrees to wait for more favourable circumstances. Higashira talks a few adult stuffs with Yume and she is pleased to get to see another side of Yume. After she leaves, Yume thinks back the other day and now understands why he hesitated. That feeling of returning to that past and how things were, those are nothing more than lingering feelings and acting upon them would not be worth destroying this family. Later, mom tries to ask Yume about more details about how close Higashira is to Mizuto. She gives all the details of what happened including the disgusting ones. Yeah, feels like they’re a married couple for 3 years. Mom still thinks they make a good pair and hopes Yume will find a boyfriend too or she’ll be left behind. Later Yume ponders about this and is shocked at herself as she just said she can’t imagine herself with anyone other than Mizuto.

Episode 11
Visiting grandma’s house, Yume is introduced to her second cousins, Madoka and Chikuma. While the family (possibly the entire village too) having their BBQ down by the river, Madoka tells Yume how Mineaki raised him singlehandedly after he was born. Everyone was worried about him but thankfully it all turned out to be alright even if Mizuto is still a man of a few words. Hence Mineaki remarrying is a testament of him overcoming this hardship. Later that night, Yume stumbles into Mizuto reading a book in the storeroom. Seems it is an autobiography written by his great grandpa that he has been reading over and over again each time he comes here. However it was never sold or distributed so it’s like his own diary about his days after the war where he spent a few years in Russian prison and some dancing girl he saw. Basically he was in love. Mizuto lets her read the book. After all, that is what books are for. Yume believes this is a book that shaped his character. She starts reading it and soon starts getting emotional. Careful those tears. Don’t want to destroy those brittle pages! Once done, she asks him how his first love was like. Stumped at first, he answers she was the kind who loved to laugh. This makes Yume believe Madoka was his first love. Next day as Madoka and Yume are choosing their yukata, Madoka wonders if Yume is in love with Mizuto but Yume wonders about the definition of love. This has Madoka believe she is always trying to look for excuses not to be with Mizuto. Don’t worry, she’ll think of something to help her. And that is to put Yume and Mizuto in a room together alone for them to talk. So much about whatever plan, huh? Yume narrates how after meeting this new family and reading that autobiography, she realizes she has wasted her time and was being selfish. She felt that sense of regret of not doing things she was supposed to when they were dating. Because when they broke up, she felt a huge burden lifted from her shoulders. She thought she was free. With tears welling up and she still can’t find the words to say it to him, Mizuto allows them to go back in time just this once. Hence she breaks down in his arms crying. When she calms down, she finally mentions about Madoka who is his first love as it has been bugging her since. However Mizuto clears the air that he has no feelings for Madoka in the first place. This ends with both of them laughing so Mizuto reminds her about his first love being the one who loved to laugh. Then she realizes who he is referring too and gets embarrassed.

Episode 12
Yume looking stunning in a yukata. So does Mizuto. She wants a photo of him but Madoka misinterprets and has Mizuto take a picture of Yume instead. Oh damn, Mizuto knows Yume’s handphone password?! At the festival, Yume holds Mizuto’s hand since it is normal for family members to do so to avoid getting lost. At a shooting gallery, Madoka tries to help get a prize for Chikuma but fails. She then has Mizuto continue this ‘mission’. Yume tries to help him but because she was trying to follow Madoka’s style of support, her boobs accidentally touch his back. He got a different prize but it is still the one that Chikuma wants. When they are supposed to head to a reserved spot for the fireworks, Mizuto is missing. This is where Yume realizes about Mizuto’s true character. Something that she would never know had she remained his girlfriend or his classmate. She decides to go look for him. Perhaps he wanted somebody to stop him from leaving, a line written from grandpa’s diary. Now we hear Mizuto narrate how when his mom died when he was young, everyone pitied him. He couldn’t understand it so he became oblivious to such feelings. His soul only opened up to literary works as ironically they taught him a lot about human emotions and experiences. In a way, when he dated Yume, he thought she was in the same exact weak predicament as he was. At that point she was etched into his heart and felt more real than anyone else. Now Yume narrates about the mistake of pitying him not because he doesn’t have a mother but rather he lost something that meant dear to him since he viewed mom as the key to reverse his pitiful life but that key has been lost.

Yume finds Mizuto alone and accompanies him. She asks if he still remembers when they first kissed. October 27th. He remembers it since it is the password she puts in her handphone! They talk about that kiss and it seems they did it 2 months into their dating as somewhat proof that they were progressing or else they would have to wait another month? Eventually, his simple answer is that had he met Higashira first, he would have dated her. However this is reality and it is Yume whom he met first. As the fireworks start, tears start streaming down Mizuto’s face. That is when Yume kisses him. This is the second first kiss because this is the kiss not of Yume Ayai but of Yume Irido. So, uhm, incest?! No matter how much he loves the old Yume, she vows this current version of her will win him over. The trip is over and the duo return to school. What’s this? Higashira and Kawanami fighting over Mizuto?! Both are introduced to each other the first time and they can’t fathom Mizuto has another friend other than them. Higashira calling him a stalker while Kawanami calls her a succubus. A nasty showdown is on the cards had not Minami intervene to stop Kawanami. Yume also pulls Higashira away from Mizuto since she is clinging too close to him. Lastly we hear Mizuto and Yume narrate how they can’t change the past nor bring back those happy moments. Those feelings are still there and they still can’t move on. But it’s fine since they have a chance to start a new story.

Jokes On You; Ore No Giri-Imouto Konna Ni Kawaii Wake Ga Nai!
Wow. They’re making things complicated, huh? Despite their life and reality have moved on, their hearts are stuck in the past. They want their old selves but cannot because everything else have moved forward. Thus when Yume said she vows to win him over, somehow I don’t interpret that in a romantic sense. It might troll us to think so because of the fact they once dated and that past is still burning strong inside them. So what I believe she meant was that he could open up and be more frank to her as a sibling rather than a lover. She wants him to love this new her as a step sibling rather than clinging onto the old Yume whom he still considers as his lover. Yeah, so there are 2 versions of Mizuto and Yume, right? No wonder so confusing. Chance to weave a new story they say, huh? You mean a chance to prolong this weird drama! Because I feel it’s going to be a continuation of the same ol’ story. Now just in step sibling form. So no thanks. I’m outta here!

Honestly, I felt that the whole story was a bit boring. I have to blame myself on the most part as I was having expectations that this was going to be some sort of slapstick romance comedy. But instead, we get this long drawn out romance drama. Here I was thinking that there was going to be a lot of hilarious and dumb moments between the duo. They trying really hard to resist those feelings of the past and hence end up in a lot of comical LOL situations trying to cover up it all up. Instead of having that, we see them narrating their past and present feelings as they reconcile and justify so. While showing snippets of their times when they were so much a typical couple in love. It could have been a forgone conclusion, one that is dusted and done a long time ago had not they started living together under the same roof. Thus bringing up those moments and forcing them to take a look again and reflect if that is truly what they want. So yeah, the story overall may not be the best and it is pretty okay in that sense. But when you set expectations that this was going to be something other than that, you can see where my disappointment came from.

So yeah, that’s basically the direction of this series. When the series just started, obviously the step siblings had a bit of showdown here and there. But as the season progresses and we are shown more and more snippets of their dating time in middle school, that is where the tone starts to slowly change up into a melodramatic one. Both of them being confused and trying to justify their actions when they were in love and after breaking up. It is like as though they were a couple that was match made in heaven but then they were too young and foolish and hastily broke up. Hence the heavens did not allow for such outcome and thus the ‘cruel joke’ of their parents remarrying each other so that they could take a hard look and reflect on their rash decision again. You guys were too young, too fast and too furious in breaking up. Are you sure you guys want to stay that way? You better think about it again. So the more they learn about each other, the more they start to understand. But whether or not this would lead them back would be another story. And a complicating one because now they’re step siblings so how is heaven going to fix this sh*t?! Uhm, not their problem, you kids figure it out yourself! Shucks. This was supposed to be the slapstick romantic comedy alternative had I been the scriptwriter… Thank goodness I am not.

The characters themselves are rather okay. The main duo are nothing exciting if you ask me and weird in their own ways. After all, they are in this weird circumstances so they can’t be doing anything rash that would reveal their past. So like the socially awkward Mizuto, a man with a few words, it’s like he has this sad look on his face for most of the time. Like as though he is silently shouldering the pangs of life and suffering it in a silent way. Feels a lot like that. You can sense that from the way he talks, he lacks the emotion and energy. Like as though going through life is a pain. Because he still cannot give up his love for the old Yume even though he is somewhat liberated from it. Like as though it was his responsibility and fault that it all came to this. The same can be said for Yume but at least she has more emotions and feelings in her actions and words. Unlike Mizuto who is an introvert, she is more of an extrovert. See where their personalities clash? She can also be a bit haughty but as a girl, I can see where that pride comes from. Just like Mizuto, she too cannot understand things from his side unless she stands in his shoes. Just like many women out there after breaking up, it is always those dreaded feelings that continue to get in the way. Who is right or who is wrong? Because at the end of the day, I’m not even sure if the goal is for them to get back together or perhaps the ideal situation of them actually coming clean with those feelings, putting them aside and finally moving forward. Only then they can actually be truly free from those shackles of the past love that they are seemingly being chained down right now despite the duo making some strides moving forward like Mizuto making a few friends from a total loner and Yume reinventing herself from a nerd.

I feel that the other side characters are a bit of waste and don’t really have a great impact on the duo save for some distractions. Kawanami and Minami really feel like secondary characters and the whole series may proceed even without them. Sure, it is to give us a bit of variety but I don’t see them making an impact. Still don’t get Minami’s goal about wanting to marry Mizuto to be Yume’s sister. Her obsessive behaviour could be an ingredient for being a psychopath and could have been interesting had this played out more often. Too bad it fell flat and both these characters felt even more irrelevant as the series draws to a close. I thought the duo can be some sort of odd couple too but I guess that would make things even more complicated so that’s that. Then they bring in Higashira which is another odd character. Aside from those G-cups fanservice, so they’re trolling us whether she is in love with Mizuto or just being best friends. Both? Because her actions and interaction with Mizuto are so eccentric that it confuses the hell out of us whether she is interested in him or not. Many hints say yes but from her actions and all, maybe she just wants a companion and status quo because this way, they can enjoy the stuffs they like without the whole messy thing called love getting in their way. Which of course brings up the interesting question if Mizuto and Yume did maintained their friendship and not move on as a couple, would they still be friends like before? Yeah, falling in love so complicating! Now that Kawanami and Higashira have some sort of weird rivalry, doesn’t this make Mizuto a popular guy? Oh Yume, you’ve got competition from all sides to get to Mizuto’s heart and I wouldn’t leave out Minami from this either. Certainly going to get a lot more complicated because now I am not even sure if this is love or friendship.

The art and animation have the characters especially the females drawn in a very cute way. And you know me, a sucker for a pretty face. The other motivation why I checked this series out. The characters’ cuteness I thought reminded me of certain animes like Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai, Saenai Heroine No Sodatekata or Kono Naka Ni Hitori Imouto Ga Iru as I also thought they were from the same author (the fact that the series sometimes make cameo of those manga Mizuto or Higashira reads had me thought so) but however they are from different authors altogether. After all, I did see shades of Yozora from Haganai in Higashira while Yume’s cuteness does have some similarity to Konoe from Nakaimo. This series is done by Project No. 9 who also did Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-kun, Saikin Imouto No Yousu Ga Okashiinda Ga, Neetoge No Yome Wa Onnanoko Ja Nai To Omotta, Ryuuou No Oshigoto, Ro-Kyu-Bu, Hige Wo Soru Shoshite Joshikosei Wo Hirou and Watashi Nouryoku Wa Heikinchi De Tte Itta Yo Ne. Hence it’s no surprise you can see their trademark character cuteness in those series in here.

For the voice acting, pretty normal to me. Hiro Shimono as Mizuto sounds really bland since he isn’t in his joker character mode like Zenitsu from Kimetsu No Yaiba. Yeah, really one of those monotonous character roles he helms. Then there is Rina Hidaka sounding as cute as Yume while Nobuhiko Okamoto as Kawanami feeling so tame and I have this feeling he might burst into his Accelerator mode and do something to Last Order AKA Yume (because both characters are voiced by Rina Hidaka, geddit?!) but nothing of that sort happened. Sighs. The other seiyuus whom I recognized are Ai Kayano as Yuni and Youko Hikasa as Madoka. At first I thought Higashira was voiced by Yurie Kozakai because she sounds exactly like Pekola from Jashin-chan. So it’s Miyu Tomita, huh? Oh well, another miss… And the rest of the casts are Ikumi Hasegawa as Minami (Desumi in Koi Wa Sekai Sifuku No Ato De) and Kazuyuki Okitsu as Mineaki (Fat Gum in Boku No Hero Academia).

The opening theme is Deneb To Spica by Dialogue+. While the song is you typical upbeat anime pop, the thing that I didn’t really like or felt weird is some of the singing parts. It is when during some lines as several voices try to overlap each other. I don’t know about you but to me that sounded really out of place and strange. Furthermore, I have this feeling that the group doesn’t sound good singing together as it comes off as noisy than harmonic. It is evident since the recent song that I heard from them (the ending theme of Gaikotsu Kishi-sama tadaima Isekai E Odekakechuu) also had this similar strange vibes. Not impressive. As for the ending theme, Futari Pinocchio by Harmoe is also another strange piece. It feels like I have heard this song or at least this tune somewhere but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. Furthermore, hearing the duo of the group sing together, there is this strange echo or sound. Not sure it’s just me or it is part of the song but it felt cute-cum-weird in some parts anyway.

Overall, this series who love some drama in their teen romance. Otherwise if you are like yours truly thinking this is some sort of slapstick comedy after forming baseless assumptions from the title itself (HOW CAN THIS NOT BE A FUNNY SHOW?! YOUR EX IS YOUR STEPSISTER NOW??!!! CLICKBAIT AAAAAHHHH!!!!), you’ll soon find out that it isn’t so and you’ll be in for a draggy melodrama ride for a dozen of episodes. Yeah, it just feels passable and average if you ask me. After all, love is such a complicated matter that there are tons of ways to write a story around it. So if you think your ex becoming your step sibling now is weird, I’m waiting for one to drop whereby your ex is now your stepmom after she marries your old geezer dad!!! OMG! That sounds like a hentai title! Will that be classified as teen or MILF? Sorry, went off tangent there… But indeed, sometimes fiction can be stranger than life.

Kanojo Okarishimasu S2

3 December, 2022

Hi everybody, the world’s most spiteful loser is back. Because there is probably no other better reason why they came up with Kanojo Okarishimasu S2, right? So that we can seethe our teeth with anger and direct all our wrath at this loser of a main character, no? I mean, an ordinary plain loser who got dumped by his ex-girlfriend, mends his broken heart by hiring a hot rental girlfriend! Damn, this lucky bastard, don’t you just love to pile on that hate on this motherf*cker????!!!!!! Yeah. I guess we all would love to because haters only gonna hate, hate, hate and even more hate! So sit back and relax while all of us losers have a miserable time watching a ticking time bomb and how we can only dream of such perfection. Yeah, at least Kazuya can still get a girlfriend but we weeaboos and otakus continue our perfect streak of being girlfriendless virgin losers in life. Get ready to be further infuriated…

Episode 13
If you have forgotten, this opener is a timely reminder to remember all the b*tches girls and their circumstances to our loathsome guy. Speaking of him, he is agonizing over telling grandma about breaking up with Chizuru. He thinks he is going to do it but chickens out each time he thinks of grandma’s crying face. Wuss. Then he remembers about Chizuru’s play and decides to go have a look at it. He thinks of using this as the reason to decide everything between them. We know how it will all turn out, right? So as he is seated, unknown to him Sumi is also seated behind him. The play begins and why the heck he thinks the lead princess role is Chizuru? Did he not see in the poster who the casts are? Chizuru finally comes out as a supporting character. She is acting so out of character in real life, it makes Kazuya feel embarrassed. WTF?! Since this play is comedy, he soon notices everyone laughing at Chizuru’s natural talent. And even sooner he finds himself going with the flow. At the end of the play, Kazuya is so impressed with her performance that he is still glued to his seat and Sumi feels the need to leave him alone. At the backstage, Chizuru heard that the lead actress got landed some big role by a scout because of her sponsor backing. It just breaks her heart and despite the cheerful outlook she puts up, she gives excuses not to join the party after. On the streets she accidentally bumps into Kazuya who starts praising how good she was. He thinks this is her big break but then she reveals the truth that somebody else got it. Before Kazuya could feel bad about himself, Chizuru calls herself a hypocrite because she told him to be a better man and all but she kept doing the same stuffs as well. She’s just like him. That is when Kazuya disagrees loudly that they’re not. Because she is doing this to make her dreams come true, he is going to rent her week after week and find a job to help pay it off. Remember how she was such an awesome act before grandma? She was as great as she was then as she is today. So don’t say you have no talent! Don’t say you’re giving up! Hey, you want to shout that louder? I don’t think the whole world heard it! And if that outburst was to change our sentiments against him, sorry Kazuya, we still hate you! ;p. Chizuru rushes off, claiming she doesn’t need his help. But back home, as she is about to break down from the reality that her hard work is not rewarded, she receives many date requests by the same loser. Oh well, it’s gonna get busy…

Episode 14
First date is here. Feeling lucky, bastard? First thing, she reminds him that he is no obligation to do this every week even if he has the financial means. After all, remember Mami did warn her not to see him. Imagine if she sees them like this. Flashback how Kazuya begged to Ruka to date Chizuru. Not that she was impressed but she allowed it on condition that he brings her to see Chizuru’s play. So, uhm, did he break that promise? Once the official date is over, Kazuya has a big surprise because Chizuru wants to hang out with him. She takes him to the batting centre and he is trying to figure it all out. Is this a date? It’s not part of the schedule and best of all, it’s free! Sorry pal, Chizuru says it isn’t. She just claims their interests aligned. What interests? So she’s batting out her woes and everyone is just jealous this loser has got a hot girlfriend. Yeah, the biggest loser are you people who do not have hottie Chizuru! More confusion for Kazuya because she says they should be equal neighbours. Huh? Then they go visit Chizuru’s grandma in hospital. When Chizuru goes to change the vase water, grandma needs to talk to him. Oh dear. Gig is up? First she asks about Chizuru’s play in which he praises the hell out of it. He even considers Chizuru perfect and himself a burden. Grandma laughs at it because Chizuru is not what he thinks. When she was young, she was often bullied and crawled to sleep with her. Hence Chizuru is quite a lonely and needy girl. Don’t you get any strange perverted ideas from that… Grandma’s philosophies on weaknesses and imperfection, well, get your pen and paper ready. She hopes someday there’ll be someone who will see her for who she is and she hopes Kazuya to be that for Chizuru. Knowing he can’t be irresponsible to just back Chizuru up for life, that is when he convincingly says he loves Chizuru. Not an act? Grandma so assured she can die tomorrow! Please don’t! Back home, Kazuya submits another perfect score for his rental girlfriend and feels the need to live up to grandma’s expectations. Suddenly Chizuru rings on his door. I know they’re neighbours but why does she need him so late at night? Gulp. Oh. She lost her key. Bummer.

Episode 15
Oh Kazuya, must you really overthink for an excuse to allow Chizuru to come in and stay? Oh look, she’s already letting herself in. Turns out she wants to check if her balcony is lock or not. Yeah… As she leans over, she almost falls over so he has to catch her butt! The struggle continues until she falls over him. Such close proximity. What to do now? One thing could have led to another had not the doorbell ring! Saved by the bell?! Who could it be at this hour? Kazuya takes a peek and… OH SH*T! MAMI???!!! WTF she doing here?! HIDE!!! Because Mami realizes the door is unlock, she opens up to call for Kazuya. But since he isn’t answering (the duo are barely hiding in the kitchen nearby), she thinks he is being reckless out shopping and didn’t even switch off the lights. Soon she leaves. But as she ponders the strangeness of it all, then she remembers something odd in his room. A woman’s handbag… Oh damn… Chizuru waits for a while before returning. Kazuya trying to be a nice and be there for her if she needs help. Oh please. You?! Anyway, this is cue for her to tell him about her family. Her dad left when she was very young, causing mom to move with her grandparents. But soon she passed on followed by grandpa. Hence grandma is her only family member. Because she promised grandpa she would be an actress, hence she wanted grandma to at least see her once on stage. I guess now it’s Kazuya’s turn to get some sympathy points as he explains he is the only child of his family and grandma spoilt him since young. And yes, both his parents are still around. So is he done bragging? Yeah, even Chizuru is not impressed. Anyway, he wants to be there for her always. Yup, she’s not impressed with that. But if that is in the capacity of a rental girlfriend, she’ll do her best. Next day in college, Kazuya ponders about his true feelings for Chizuru. He know it is real but fears if he lets her know, she might contact the agency to forever block him. Whatever the case, he wants to be there for her. His mind is so preoccupied with her, not sure how the f*ck he prints pictures of her on the photocopier. HOW?! And then Mami is here to talk. Oh sh*t… The nightmare has just begun… Or has it not ended yet?

Episode 16
Kazuya thinks he is in for a hard time (NOT HIS DICK, PLEASE!!!) and that Mami would be mad. Turns out she blames herself for turning him that way. Of course Kazuya had to lie that he knew about Chizuru being a rental girlfriend since he eavesdropped their conversation. So has he fallen for Chizuru? Nope. This makes Mami feel glad and believes he isn’t a fool. After she leaves, we see her true side and he knows that from Kazuya’s reaction, he has been hiding and lying to her. There has got to be more to this. Before Ruka is blown into levels or nonexistence, the rest of this episode is dedicated to her as we see her inviting herself to Kazuya’s place to cook for him. Yeah, time to earn some points before we all forget about her. After that is over, looks like he doesn’t want her to stay. But guess what? It’s raining. Can’t leave a girl out in the rain, can he? And so the biggest trolling and loser reaction we will get to see… So far! As we could expect, Ruka after getting into the shower, dressing in a loose t-shirt trying to obviously seduce him. Unfortunately the loser tries to be a monk and has her keep it down so as not to annoy the neighbours. Ruka reads that as he is still thinking of Chizuru even at a time like this. Then he goes to shower, pondering his next move. Playing it safe, this guy masturbates! You bet Ruka can tell something is wrong with his face. Is this what you call post nut clarity?! Well, it’s about to get worse because the more he looks at Ruka, the cuter and sexier she gets. Rape time? Sorry, bed time! Boring! Now he can’t sleep. Post nut clarity, right? And then Ruka comes to sleep next to him. Oh dear. Is he going to give in to his temptation? Until Ruka says she is not as good as Chizuru, blah, blah, blah. So Kazuya to show his protest now forces himself on top of her? Yeah, weird psychological move. Anyway, he says he wants to make out with her right now so bad because she’s so cute and all. However this is not love and that’s why he cannot make a move on her. Please don’t make him. Hope you enjoy being a virgin. And just like that, Ruka goes back to her own bunker to sleep. Kazuya thinks he pissed her off but he is very happy to hear all that. Next day, Ruka leaves. A happy girl pecks him on his cheek. Like as though a war declaration, she says aloud ambiguously the stuffs they did last night. You think Chizuru heard that? Well, Kazuya thinks she is asleep. Little does she know, she heard all that and is going WTF right now.

Episode 17
While taking out the trash, Kazuya stumbles into Chizuru. Uhm, she’s avoiding him a bit, don’t you think? When he mentions he wants to rent her next week, she asks about Ruka. She did stay over, right? Time to hit the panic button. Sure, she’s not blaming him and all, even telling him to date Ruka. But why is she sounding so sad? Oh Kazuya, who’s the biggest loser now for holding himself back against Ruka then?! As he continues to worry about this, he soon realizes Chizuru’s birthday is coming up soon. Yeah, more headache on what to give her. More importantly, will she accept it? So how will he find out? Why, date Sumi!!! OMFG! I don’t even… Yeah, I suppose before we can write Sumi’s existence off, hence we finally witness her ‘date’ with Kazuya. It is as what you expect when you date a super shy and super cute girl. Oh Kazuya, are you going to change your mind and heart after this? You bet Sumi is going to feel disappointed when Kazuya asks about the kind of present Chizuru wants. Imagine, talking about another girl while you’re on a date with another! Sumi hints Chizuru likes anything Three Kingdoms related but when Kazuya feels down when he thinks anything he gives Chizuru, she will not be impressed, Sumi then takes him up to the rooftop. A hero show is going on. So Sumi likes such shows? Soon Kazuya realizes a familiar voice playing one of the heroes. It is Chizuru! He believes Sumi brought him here to have a clearer hint of what Chizuru wants. At the end of their date, he thanks her and is more confident in looking for a present now. But Sumi isn’t done yet. She asks his birthday. He might not understand its implication but looks like Sumi has started to fall for this dude and really likes him. Yeah, that outburst on Chizuru not to give up must be the clincher. When Chizuru comes home, she finds a present from Kazuya out on her balcony. Uhm, sour plums? And a ‘threatening’ letter that he did nothing with Ruka. Oh well, what else to do but to laugh and move on in life. Meanwhile Kazuya is extremely worried if the present was the right one. Yeah, maybe should’ve gotten the safe bet and clichéd flowers and diamond ring, eh?!

Episode 18
Chizuru thanks Kazuya for the gift. Though, there are good and bad points of it. Can’t have him feeling 100% on cloud nine, right? He wants to rent her next Wednesday to officially celebrate her birthday. Sorry, no can do. Got some drinking date with her college friends. And other days Kazuya is busy working. Too bad… Kibe invites Kazuya to go drinking with his pals. Yeah, they bring him along so that they can make fun for this loser for having a hot girlfriend. And I believe all of us have seen this coming because it is that same drinking party with Chizuru! Awkward! Thankfully, Chizuru is in her nerdy disguise, so nobody recognizes her except for Kazuya. Awkward! Despite noticing Chizuru’s name and birthday, thankfully they’re dumb enough not to connect the dots that this is the same Chizuru. Things start to ramp up as the girls grope Chizuru’s boobs. The party is getting started? When one of them takes off her glasses, at this point they’re too drunk to even notice who Chizuru is and mistakes her for somebody else instead. Then during the drinking game, with Chizuru losing and she drinks up so as not to spoil the mood of the party, Kazuya takes notes of this and for the subsequent rounds, loses on purposes and ends up drinking. So you bet when the party is over, Kazuya is feeling the worst hangover of his life. Thankfully Chizuru is there to help bring him home and into his own room. So while his feelings see-saw between high and sad, good Chizuru is there to nurse him and make him feel better at least for the moment. Eventually he falls asleep on her. Lesson for tonight: No more drinking for a while!

Episode 19
Kazuya’s hangover is so bad he can’t remember much of last night. Not even when Chizuru was here? F*ck you! So he thinks it is all a dream? F*CK YOU!!! Seeing last night’s drinking group has their own social media group, Kazuya is tempted to join seeing Chizuru is part of it. But he decides not too thinking she is mad and might reject him. Even at college when Chizuru isn’t seen with the rest of those drinking buddies, it makes Kazuya certain that she is indeed mad. Back home, he finds some liquid solution in his fridge. He is still uncertain if it was from Chizuru. FFFFUUUUUUU YOU!!! At work, Ruka bugs Kazuya about the follow up. What follow up? You know, after their night of ‘passion’. Well, he told Chizuru the truth and she just accepted it. Ruka is in disbelief. It can’t be! Suddenly Mami walks in. Oh dear. Is this the b*tch showdown we’ve been waiting for? The way Mami talks so friendly with Kazuya, Ruka’s womanly instincts are tingling like hell. Who this woman?! Eventually Ruka confronts her and asks her relationship with Kazuya. Kazuya tries to shut her up while Mami says they’re just normal classmates. But Ruka will not let it slide and when she remembers Kazuya rented Chizuru because he was dumped by his ex, hence Mami must be his ex. Oh damn, women sure remember everything!!! Fearing this would push her down the pecking order, so she blurts out she is his real girlfriend. Mami thought he was dating Chizuru. Oh, about that. Ruka claims she allows it to show her greatness. Huh?! She pulls out all the stops to bash Mami that she is the one who can’t forget about him and thinks being his first girlfriend is special. Mami? She just feels down and leaves. Wow. That’s it? Nobody is listening to Kazuya so it’s not over for him yet as Ruka starts crying and all. Sucks to be you, Kazuya! Mami analyses all this as she wonders if Ruka was the one in Kazuya’s room that night. Coincidentally, Chizuru just got on board this train and they see each other. As they chat, Mami talks about the bag she has (confirming that it was Chizuru who was at Kazuya’s place) and when she bought it and all. Before they part ways, Mami asks if she is still dating Kazuya. Nope. Okay, got it. Back home, more analysing from Mami as she knows Chizuru is closer to Kazuya more than a client. With Ruka knowing about Chizuru too, is she allowing him to cheat on her? To know more about this, she tries to follow Ruka but her social media is locked. Remembering Kibe said something about Kazuya’s family, she then follows them.

Episode 20
Ruka calls Kazuya, apologizing for being rude to his college mate. He assures Mami has no more feelings for him and that she hates him more than ever. Well, don’t look now because looks like Mami is stalking Kazuya’s grandma social media! Those yandere eyes… But for the rest of this episode, it’s time for Kazuya’s big (rental) date with Chizuru. Ah yes. Got to remind us that they are the main couple, RIGHT?! Because Chizuru’s rank has risen, she is a bit more expensive to rent. And since there is a possible request for her to dress as one’s wish, you bet Kazuya is going to take this chance. After all, it’s his money, right? And so we see them both dressed up as high school students and going on a (rental) date. Definitely Kazuya is smirking from within when he hears those jealous guys wanting such a hot babe for themselves. So as they continue their date, suddenly Chizuru takes them to hide because she spots Sumi. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into if she spots them. When the coast is clear, they make a dash for it and end up at the photo booth. This is the moment Kazuya is waiting for since he wants pics of Chizuru which he doesn’t have. Yeah, this means he can legally have pictures of her and stare at her in his free them and jack off while he is at it. While they make several poses, Kazuya thought they are going to kiss. Too bad, just their hand posing as kissing. But still good enough. When girls in similar school uniform are spotted, she takes him and bolt. This means he can’t get those photos. Such a waste. To wrap up the date, they ride the Ferris Wheel. Kazuya can’t stop looking at those delicious parts of Chizuru since they’re so close. When the boat rocks, he loses balance and his hand accidentally touches her boob. Slap! Awkward! He changes the topic by asking if she has dated creeps before (WTF question is that?!). Of course in her line of job she has. Imagine one watching porn during their date!!! Was he trying to hint something?! When she says she is in love, she meant her rental girlfriend job because it gave her lots of experience. Especially clients who felt happy that they got a girlfriend albeit just rented. So she thought she could bring happiness to others. Which is like a lie and a lot like acting. Then she tells him about the play the other day. Another agency was watching and scouted her so she is working under a new play. Kazuya would be happy to support her like how she did for him always.

Episode 21
Kazuya’s grandma calls him to get his ass here tomorrow just to celebrate his birthday. Then she asks about Chizuru’s birthday but when he replies it is already over, the deafening lecture is going to have a longer range than a Tomahawk missile! Hence she forces Kazuya to bring her over too because they’ll celebrate her birthday while at it. Oh Kazuya, you’re so screwed again. So when Kazuya nervously asks Chizuru, she declines him because she needs to accompany her grandma after a surgery. That sounds like good news, right? However. She can be there after an hour. While Kazuya is happy for this arrangement, he soon gets a call from Ruka wishing him happy birthday. However when he accidentally spills about Chizuru, Ruka hangs up. Oh dear. That is definitely the sound of anger. Next day on his way out, there is Ruka waiting to go with him to grandma’s place. You bet she gets even more pissed after hearing spill out the details. Arriving at grandma’s place, obviously the party is redecorated for VIP Chizuru. So much about Kazuya. Grandma is happy to see Ruka too but still does not treat her like the way she treats Chizuru. Hence Ruka goes aggressive being nice and considerate to them to capture their hearts. When Kazuya tries to talk to her about this, Ruka throws a fuss that this is her chance to get into their good books so don’t you dare stop me! Kazuya feels the danger as Ruka closes in on everybody especially grandma. He is hesitant to call Chizuru (from the group chat invite) and eventually misses that chance. Just when Ruka is about to confess she loves Kazuya, a timely call from Chizuru. She requests to speak to grandma and tells her what is happening. She understands the situation. Kazuya continues the conversation outside and looks like she might not be able to come since her grandma’s condition is still unstable. Suddenly Ruka snatches the phone. She warns Chizuru not to come because she’ll make Kazuya hers tonight! Besides, his family already loves her! When Chizuru tells her grandma about Kazuya’s party, suddenly she gets better and shoos her out! Don’t leave that man alone or she’ll haunt you! So Chizuru makes it in time and look how Kazuya’s grandma flies toward her! Ruka is pissed but still thinks she has the upper hand. That is all destroyed when Chizuru decides to pay respects to the ancestors first. Didn’t think of that, huh? So as the party continues and now Chizuru has been promoted to VVIP, Kazuya takes a toilet break. What’s Ruka doing there? Oh, nothing. Just here to steal a kiss from him!!!

Episode 22
How long are they going to kiss?! Till they hear somebody almost coming in so they give up. Ruka says she is doing this because she isn’t throwing in the towel yet. The irony of her first kiss tasted something like booze instead of something sweet. When the duo return, the rest can tell something has happened. Oh dear, Kazuya now agonizing telling the whole truth because he blames himself for pushing Ruka into a corner. Are you sure?! Suddenly grandma takes out her engagement ring and gives it to Chizuru. This sure complicates things more. Chizuru can’t accept this family heirloom but since grandma insists, looks like Kazuya is going to man up and tell her the whole truth even if it gets him disowned or break grandma’s heart. Why can he not just say he’ll buy Chizuru his own ring? Even if it’s a lie?! Anyway, this farce is put to a stop since Chizuru gets a call from the hospital that her grandma has fainted. Birthday party on hold as the related parties rush over. Oh look, grandma is looking fine. She did pass out but revived. And the old ladies even joked about making a u-turn in the afterlife. My oh my. Soon the doctor talks to Chizuru. Then alone with Kazuya, she tells him that her grandma has not much time left. Not sure what Kazuya’s plan to tell the whole truth without revealing about the rental girlfriend thingy but Chizuru doesn’t mind. To her grandma, she has found the most wonderful boyfriend. So what’s wrong with that? After all, everything has gone beyond than just a simple lie, so why not leave it at that? After visiting hours, Kazuya’s grandma talks to Chizuru and can tell her grandma has not much time left. She gives her the ring. She can sell it if she wants to buy she wants her to have it. Next day, Kazuya makes up with Ruka. She decides to call it a truce with Chizuru since it isn’t the right time to be offensive. Well, why do I have a feeling this means she’ll lose? But Ruka doesn’t have regrets about the kiss as she reasons that since Chizuru is so perfect and it made her depressed, this only made her realize how much she loves him. She thinks the kiss makes it all fair game but Kazuya thinks not.

Episode 23
I THOUGHT SUMI IS A FOREGONE CONCLUSION?! Yeah, looks like they have to bring her back or else we totally forget about her. Chizuru tells Kazuya that Sumi needs his help as practice again and hence the setting up of their date. Meeting up with Sumi, let’s hope this jerk doesn’t fall for her hard because she is in a school uniform! Looking cute, no? So how does she know he likes school uniforms or at least think so? Yes, she saw him and Chizuru on that date and assumed so. Sumi is going to be his guide today and takes him to the aquarium. She seems quite knowledgeable about the place as she shows him around. Kazuya having so much fun and you can see it as he unleashes his inner kid spirit. During the dolphin show, looks like today’s dolphin is pretty cheeky and splashes the water at them despite sitting quite far away from the pool. Before Kazuya has any unholy thoughts as they’re both drenched, he sees Sumi’s sad face and believes she thinks she has failed as a guide. He stays cool and mature as he covers her up while heading to the store to see if they sell some shirts and towels. Sumi tries to eke out her confession but the crowd drowns it out. After the aquarium, Sumi brings him to the park. Uhm, this place where couples make out in the open?! Then she inches closer to him. Before you get any naughty thoughts, she sums up her courage to finally give her birthday present to him. Oh Kazuya, shame on you for having horny fantasies! He realizes that everyone has improved except himself, still stuck in the same place. We couldn’t agree more! Sumi then hopes to talk to him if he has any problems. He knows this is Chizuru’s problem but starts ranting anyway about a certain someone’s grandma when she passes away and the burden of shouldering it alone. He feels he can’t do anything to help. If you think Kazuya is crying from this, Sumi is crying even more! She understands how they feel so they just hold hands and cry their heart out. What a weird guide date… After parting ways, Kazuya realizes Sumi was trying to tell him to rely on others. Now he has an idea on how to help Chizuru.

Episode 24
We hear Chizuru narrate her acting classes and school. She is quite diligent and hardworking in attending them all. Also not forgetting her rental girlfriend job that has flexible schedule and doubles as a platform to springboard her acting dreams. However with yet another audition rejection and time running out for grandma, Chizuru can only pray to grandpa for help. Flashback 7 years ago when he was spunky and alive. Chizuru was a loner and think boys as dumb. She immersed herself in books and movies. Grandma had been an actress but she never gave much thought about it until she stumbled upon a DVD that starred her. It was her breakout debut. Chizuru was so enthralled with her performance that she decided to become an actress. Grandpa was most supportive of her. After all, Chizuru was named after that first movie she starred in that signifies dreams come true after a thousand times. One day, a truck jumped the light and crashed into grandpa. He was in coma and from the look of things, he wasn’t going to make it. Instead of crying in hospital, Chizuru went to run up a stairs of a shrine and pray. After all, she hoped that one of grandpa’s principals that dreams will come true if you work hard, will make her wish come true. When she returned to the hospital, grandpa’s condition didn’t change. In fact, the doctor said he won’t last till tomorrow. So, did Chizuru missed a step or two? That’s why her dreams didn’t come true?! MY BAD!!! SORRY!!! However, grandpa shortly came back to life and eked out dreams will come true before passing away.

Now, Chizuru is left to wonder about this but hopes it is a lie because she wants him to stop telling her dreams will come true. Oh look who is at her doorstep in her teary moment? Kazuya. What you want?! He shows her a site for crowdfunding and explains the benefits of it. He suggests doing this to make her dreams come true and show grandma she has become an actress. As Kazuya is majoring in business admin, he will get the funds. Let’s go make a movie together! I hope not the hentai kind! JUST KIDDING! So Chizuru, what do you say? She needs time to think?! Okay. Don’t take too long. While waiting, Kazuya ponders about the rates of success as well the other jobs in filmmaking and the time it will take. Hence the most important aspect is the race against time before Chizuru’s grandma croaks. Chizuru returns. She asks can he do it. Meaning, he won’t do it half-heartedly or give up halfway. Yes he can! In that case, she agrees to it. Kazuya promises to see it through. Is that tears of joy for Chizuru? Kazuya is a changed man as he works hard on this project, rejecting his friends to even go drinking. Not even Ruka dares disturb this serious man. Seriously, Mami having no life and still stalking?! Finally, Chizuru can’t help think about Kazuya and feeling flushed. Must be the bath, too hot…

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From the way things ended and heading, looks like we’re going to need another third season, right?! OH SH*T?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON???!!! OMFG!!! REALLY???!!! IS SOMEBODY GOING TO TRY TO CROWDFUND THE NEXT SEASON?! I can’t believe it… I guess we still can’t stop hating and hence we need another season to pile more hate. Heh. I just speculated that but I guess those are mainly the sentiments floating around the internet. So until then, we trolls and haters will go back into our slumber and show ourselves again when the next season arrives.

This season feels like it lacks something and didn’t go anywhere in particular. One reason is that because perhaps personally I was expecting some sort of b*tch showdown to blow up and explode all over the place! But what do have instead? Just a couple of nearly-nearly b*tch showdown to show for and nothing more! Yeah, I got my hopes up when Ruka x Mami showdown looked like it was inevitable and that it might like to some ugly catfight or something. May be a disservice to the whole service in general, buy hey, it’s the moment that might shake things up. And then it patters out like nothing burger. Then the next one came, Chizuru x Ruka at Kazuya’s birthday party. Oh yeah. This one looks like the much needed showdown to bring an end to this season. Ruka finally being aggressive and refusing to stay down the pecking order, this could be it. The big shakeup that this mundane season needs. Even though we pretty much know of the high probability that Ruka is fighting a losing war. And what do we have to show for in the end? A truce. Well, what a bummer. So really, did this season go anywhere at all or we’re still stuck in status quo? Seems a lot like the latter to me.

It is most probably on the fault on our part that Kazuya is being one of the most hated guys around. Because he almost has it all compared to us otakus in real life, right? Yeah, we are all probably jealous about him since he has got a few hot girlfriends despite being the plainest guy in the anime world. We all can only watch with jealousy and rage as this guy navigates through a minefield of hot beautiful teenage girls who have a thing for him whether they admit it or not. Makes us all want to curse him for having the blessing and luck of it all. Especially with the deep pockets to keep hiring a rental girlfriend. Yeah, it’s a dumb excuse to think he is using that rental fee to help sustain his favourite rental girlfriend and her dreams but I guess it is still way better than blowing it all away on drugs. Uh huh. A university student and he is so loaded in this context. My oh my. Yes, hate him for all we want but he still looks like having a better love life than most of us in real life, right? We the real losers, not him :’(.

As you can tell, Kazuya himself is also aware about himself that he hasn’t changed much. Indeed. So how is spending more on rental girlfriend do anything to improve his life? I don’t know about that but the lies keep piling up. One day he has to come clean with them or his grandma and parents die with the false knowledge and lies. I think one of the biggest reasons why we are not impressed with Kazuya as a main character in a harem is that he thinks he wants to try to help the girls in need, especially Chizuru. You know, after hearing how great her dreams and comparing it to his complacent life, he tries to troll us viewers into thinking that what he is doing (the rental dating thingy) justifies in helping her out her future. Wow. How magnanimous. Care to help other rental girlfriends too advertised online? Or does your pockets not run that deep anymore? At the end of the day, all Kazuya has been doing is just give lip service and we don’t actually see him do much. I mean, how the heck is he going to help Chizuru achieve her actress dreams? The only way of supporting her is to give her more money AKA rental dating. So do you see where this is all going but nowhere? No wonder we aren’t impressed with this dude. Sure, his seriousness comes a bit too late but I think we’ve accumulated all that hate already…

Furthermore he is stuck within this lies that keep piling on each other and that feels like a sleazy reason to have some sort of harem love romance or something. He is both lucky and unlucky in the sense that he has got a few girls by his side and while it might seem that it puts him in a bind when they start to clash with each other, somehow circumstances will work in his favour and the situation abated for the time being. Isn’t it great to be this guy? Because he is still alive and haven’t been killed by jealous girlfriends and misunderstandings. Yet. Hence this cycle will rinse and repeat itself until it is milked dry and we get bored of the whole thing. Can’t wait for next season shenanigans, huh?

So enough of Kazuya, we’re here to talk about the girls in his harem, right? Obviously Chizuru is the top of the pecking order as she has more screen time. We see the light being shed on some of her problems and of course, she treats this whole rental girlfriend thingy as part of her job and a stepping stone for her actress dream. Many times they hint to us that Chizuru is doing it for more than just that. That is, she is truly in love with Kazuya no matter how she words it or seemingly disinterested with the whole thing. After all, she is the agency’s top girlfriend so I’m sure she also has dated a lot more other men, RIGHT?! We don’t know if she too has similar predicaments with other clients but I am guessing she doesn’t because this fake dating thingy is only happening with Kazuya’s side and her grandma. So yeah, I’m assuming other clients are pretty boring people who just pay her for her company and nothing more. BORING! No wonder Chizuru is so drawn to Kazuya despite what she says otherwise. Remember, she is an aspiring actress so this level of poker face is very much expected. She lives next to him and goes to the same university with him. With such close proximity, do you not think those are the precursors to make one fall in love? And now she got Kazuya’s heirloom. What are the chances, baby?! And now with the final episode with a full blown flashback on how she got into her current predicament, looks like this is the only way for her to break out from being stuck in her past and move forward. Yeah, you got a dumb man to thank for that.

With this whole girlfriend rental thingy not a new thing, sometimes it still feels like a mind boggling thing when many of our characters still do not suspect Chizuru’s moonlighting job. One click online and you can tell who she is. Everything is so connected today. Even your grandma knows how to use social media sites these days! And as said, she is the top girlfriend in the agency. So nobody Google her name to find her in Facebook, Twitter or Instagram or something? What’s this you say about privacy again? Not buying it. Yeah, plot convenience say that everyone shall remain dumb and that’s why the girlfriend rental remains a shady ambiguous industry today and not heavily regulated because as long as there is demand, there will be supply. Period.

Then there is the self-proclaimed girlfriend of Ruka who is really trying hard to be this jerk’s girlfriend. In real life, I bet she will walk out on him and not play this two timing charade. But according to the script, Ruka has to play second fiddle so as to feed our harem romance need. And hence, she tolerates all sorts of shenanigans. Kazuya too looks like he is forced into a corner with her persistence but you have to wonder if he is being kind or just being cruel if he doesn’t reject her outright. On many occasions you hear him say that his heart is all for Chizuru. But why can’t he reject Ruka once and for all then? So is his heart not fully decided on Chizuru? I’m sure he is not playing the nice guy so as to leave her heart broken or something, right? And that’s why we’re stuck in this predicament and Ruka needing to claw her way and get nasty if she needs if she has to fight on the same level as Chizuru. Hence that kiss. I can imagine the chaos that will happen if Kazuya officially switches sides to her.

Perhaps Mami being the most disappointing character this season because I was expecting some sort of yandere move from her! OMG. I was actually expecting this b*tch to not let Kazuya go easily so she is working within the shadows to get back at him. And for the entire season, what do we get?! NOTHING! I know, I know. I myself is to blame for actually putting high expectations on some sort of tragedy that will happen this season. The much needed wakeup and shakeup this series really needs. Yeah. Who am I kidding? Here I was thinking that Mami finally snaps and starts taking out her knife, stabbing everyone to death. Amidst the bloody and lifeless bodies of the other girls and Kazuya’s family (NO ONE IS SPARED, HAHAHAHA!!!!), Mami with those dead yandere eyes caressing a bloody decapitated head of Kazuya. Finally their love being whole again and eternal. HOLY SH*T! I WANT TO SEE THIS KIND OF ENDING!!! Obviously borrowed from School Days but yeah, I would definitely be satisfied (despite in much gruesome shock) than this generic ending. Sheesh. For now they relegated her to some stalking mode. Waiting in the shadows, getting for that chance to pounce. BORING!

I take back what I said about Mami being the most disappointing girl. Despite her character being a nothing burger for the most part, I suppose the most disappointing character still goes to Sumi. Yeah, almost forgot she existed! So being part of the harem was just trolling? Anyway, last season she made her debut late. So here I thought she would make some sort of impact to give the other forerunners a run for their money. Well, sorry. She feels like a disappointment and despite a couple of episodes on her, it felt like that didn’t go anywhere. Like as though they needed to showcase her so that we don’t forget her. Uh huh. Felt a bit forced in that sense. She feels so irrelevant and so far behind the race at this point, only a miracle can make her catch up. Oh right. Maybe this shy girl persona may click with Kazuya because the rest are somewhat aggressive in their own ways. Which guys doesn’t like a submissive girl? And then shocking us again that Sumi is actually one crude foulmouthed motherf*cker! Oh yeah. I bet we never see that one coming. So please, stay the bashful Sumi we all know. She’s like the breather the series needs from the (lack of) b*tch showdowns we have seen. Yeah.

You know, there is actually one part of this season where I thought was the most refreshing and interesting part. You people have seen and noticed the ending credits animation, right? Guess what? It showcases all the main girls only and no Kazuya. While it is normal for such harem genres to animate their female characters only for the ending credits, this one has me thinking of something: What if this is the alternate timeline and ending that all the girls can be happy! A world and timeline without Kazuya! OMG! Do you not see how the quartet are enjoying each other’s company doing fun things together?! All without Kazuya!!! OMFG!!! It’s like they have been best friends like forever. It is like saying that because of a dick boy, all of them became rivals. But with his absence, my goodness they all look so happy! Therefore this could be like one of those butterfly effects. The only way for everybody to be happy is for Kazuya to stop existing! A world without Kazuya! Oh dear. It’s sad to think that way but I bet this would be the best ending for the girls. On another alternate note, perhaps the girls actually murdered Kazuya and dumped his body in the sea. Feeling so liberated and free of the burden, they are now friends after realizing that it is not worth making the lives complicated because of a man! YEAH! Forget the dick because sisters over a mister! YEAAAAAAAH!!!!

This season’s art and animation maintains its consistency. You know me by now, a sucker for a pretty face and with the main characters looking super cute in my books, this is why I was mainly drawn back to watch this season. You mean I won’t watch it if the girls were ugly as f*cK? Nah. Will still watch it for the harem factor. Sheesh. This season’s opening theme, Himitsu Koi Gokoro by Chico with Honeyworks is your typical upbeat anime pop. Rather okay but not the kind of song I would hear once the season is over. The same can be said for the ending theme, Ienai Feat. Asmi by Miminari. Is it just me or is the singer’s voice a bit muffled? Special effects? Personally, I feel it doesn’t quite match the song.

Overall, this second season lacks anything exciting. I won’t say it is much worse than the first season, but it feels like they made this season so that we can have some sort of romance harem genre for the season and a main character to hate on top of that. The characters and plot didn’t move along much and it is more of the same, trolling and hyping us up that something might happen but nothing drastic happened. As usual, have to wait for the next season to see how it’s all going. So instead of hating a fictional ordinary guy who got a hot harem of his own, why not try getting your own girlfriend? Tinder is a great place to start although you’ll see a lot of weird sh*t… So yeah, now I am motivated and ready to once again try to get an online 2D girlfriend! I think this site should be it! This is the site that could finally satiate my 2D kanojo needs! Oh… Oh wait… What’s this… Error 503: Girlfriend service unavailable… FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Musashino

2 December, 2022

Oh wow. They finally got it out?! The sequel that no one asked for nor cared about in the first place?! That’s right. Believe it or not, the sequel to Urawa No Usagi-chan AKA Musashino has been stuck in development hell for so long, we probably don’t even give a hoot whether it will ever come out or not. Then it did. Maybe they just wanted to get it out of the way and finally bring an end to something that has been outstanding for so long. Yeah, if they can’t get a 3 minute episode out even at this day and age, there must be truly something wrong, huh?

Episode 1
Summer vacation is here and Usagi and her friends want to go swimming in the sea. But Saitama prefecture has no sea. How? The pool amusement park of course! Too bad it is crowded with people since everybody has got the same idea. Next segment introduces the girls if you have so forgotten about them. Yeah. I thought we’re supposed to go sightseeing?! On second thought, maybe this sightseeing isn’t so bad… While the girls are having lunch, suddenly Saiko drops the bomb that their club is going to get shut down! WTF?!

Episode 2
Apparently b*tch Saiko who is also the student council president claims that they don’t have rooms to spare for clubs with no achievements. So if they want to retain their clubroom, better go achieve something. Yeah, they don’t even know what club they are! Just a quick reminder, it’s some railway cub. Thanks Kojika for pointing out its full name: Japan Railway Fan Club League Affiliated Urawa Third High School Girls Railways Club. And they leave Usagi and co dumbfounded because they don’t elaborate what more is needed. Go figure yourself! So the trio walk around thinking what needs to be done. Perhaps taking train photos and recording train sounds. They are stopped by a bunny character trying to promote some railway bento. Hence your blatant commercial to promote some sweet bento snacks. Then they see a poster about some Japan railway championship preliminaries. This is going to be their achievement, eh? Little do they know, this is all planned out by the student council.

Episode 3
Here we are at the shrine but Usagi and Minami are having a swell time with the local delights. Tokiwa has to remind them that they’re here to pray for their good luck. They think of doing some training here but realize they aren’t the athletic type, so forget about it. Suddenly a group of girls asks them about some train station relating to Astro Boy. Of course Usagi and co don’t know and after being told the answer, it seems these girls are the railway club from Saint Omiya Girls High School and the reigning and absolute champions representing Saitama for the railway quiz championship. Yeah, Usagi and co acting all so surprised when they don’t even know who the f*ck they are. Then they laugh it off. Can’t blame Nishiki Sakuragi for being mad…

Episode 4
The Omiya girls are soaking in the hotspring as they wonder why they never got along well with the Urawa side. But for Nishiki, it is a very personal grudge. Flashback when they were childhood friends. Look how cute and innocent they were. One day, Nishiki was at the store and bought a manjuu. But that was when she fell victim to Usagi’s inhuman monstrosity. Because Usagi wanted a single bite, Nishiki allowed her but Usagi ate the whole thing! Well, technically still a single bite! Nishiki was sad but Usagi was laughing. Ever since, Nishiki held a grudge against her. The Omiya girls wonder about her petty grudge. I mean, since she is so rich, she could’ve just bought another one or even the entire store.

Episode 5
Our Urawa girls think they’ve done their best. Yup, did their best in eating all the local foods! They think it’ll help them in the local quiz! Of course the Omiya girls are here to flex their muscles and want to do a warm up match. Too bad Usagi and co don’t want to do it because they know they’ll lose! Hence they suggest UWAAR instead. U-WHAT?! Not sure what the f*ck it is but it is some extreme VR game to come up with the most embarrassing pose?! Yeah, so filthy the Urawa girls do their posing that they lost! Such disgrace. Usagi and co will gladly take their penalty. So Nishiki wants them to buy manjuu. Usagi doesn’t understand its implications and this makes Nishiki mad since she obviously forgotten all about it. Looks like they’ll have to beat them through the championships then.

Episode 6
Misono engaging in some space battle with Omiya’s Sakae Seiganji. The former will be forever trapped here unless she beats her. And hence begins some weird fight between their discount Gundam. I don’t know what is going on what the f*ck they’re saying about this axioms and universe. But in the end, Sakae wins. WTF Misono becomes some discount robot in real life? WTF they want to continue with this championship? You know this whole things is at a WTF level when Usagi and co don’t even know what the f*ck is going on!

Episode 7
Kojika hosts the next championships. It’s not even a quiz! It’s an eating contest! Yeah, whoever can finish the huge servings of the local food wins. Can’t get any simpler than that, can you? Tokiwa thinks she got this in the back since she is a big eater. However, Sakae has some cosmos stomach so she eats faster and even has more room for more food. This means Tokiwa is at her limit and can’t go on. As part of the rules, each time can use a helper card to help. The Urawa side does so and the helper is robo Misono?! Oh look at how this robot eats! Maybe they can win this! But suddenly Misono starts to freeze up! WTF?! And so the first round of the semi-final, Omiya wins. WTF?!

Episode 8
The second round of the quiz continues. Yeah, the Urawa side thinks as long as it isn’t about railways, they’ll have this in the bag! Since the topic is on plants, they summon Midori to help battle against Saiko Junou. So far for all the questions, Midori is able to answer first and correctly. Saiko feels useless and thinks they’re going to lose. Until Nishiki points out some hand signals. Flashback shows Saiko was a loner. Till Nishiki hanged out with her and made all those weird SWAT hand signals. This gives Saiko some hope that Nishiki has got her back. So for the final question in which the points is multiplied by 100 (WTF???!!!), Saiko answers it correctly and wins this round! F*cking conspiracy!!! Omiya is now 2 points up.

Episode 9
Now we’re doing rap battles?! Oh yeah, scientist Azuma Aragami rapping like a pro. Yeah, Tokiwa calling it all nonsense but WTF Usagi and Minami joining in? But then they hand it to Tokiwa to battle Azuma?! So as the rap battle goes on, a very amateurish Tokiwa is trying to hold it together until she couldn’t rap back. It would have been Omiya’s win but here is Kojika doing her high speed rap that nobody can hear! Oh wait. Usagi and Minami can hear what she says?! So amazing that Azuma can’t continue and Kojika declaring Urawa the winners. Yeah Tokiwa, how can something not rap win a rap battle? There’s no transparency in this whole damn thing…

Episode 10
The next round is going to be a real history quiz. Can Usagi actually do the job? Well, here is Sakura who volunteers to take part in this round. She will be up against the perfect Shion Ichinomiya. As the quiz starts, it seems Shion is faster to answer first. However, because of her thick accent, she mispronounces her answer even if it is not her intention. Because of that, flawless victory for Sakura and the Urawa side. Yeah, just what we need to tie up the game. All down to the final game.

Episode 11
So the decisive match is going to be a bicycle race? Hope you enjoy the brief history why Saitama is considered the birthplace of bicycle! At least in Japan. So this final race pits Usagi and Nishiki. Usagi feeling that everyone is calling her name as she powers up to catch up with Nishiki. This is going to be a nail biting finish! Meanwhile the other Urawa and Omiya girls are enjoying each other’s company, not giving a damn about the race! Yeah, whatever their captain’s history, it’s their problem and nothing to do with them! That’s the spirit! So as they have fun talking and all, they are suddenly forced to be reminded of the race. Yeah, Usagi and Nishiki are back. So who won? Drum rolls please… USAGI LOST! OH SH*T!!! The end of Urawa?!

Episode 12
The Urawa girls are shocked to meet their Omiya counterparts. What’s this?! They lost to losers in the finals?! WTF?! Nishiki in despair and blaming for using all their energy against Urawa? But why is Usagi laughing?! Is she laughing at her misfortune?! Actually she is happy to note that Nishiki called them their rivals. But Nishiki also forgives Usagi because she called her by her old nickname. Here, have some manjuus as apology. So this buried the hatchet? Back in their school as the Urawa girls give their report, Saiko tells them this whole thing is a lie so as to get them motivated. Yeah, it felt their summer vacation was wasted but on a positive note, their railway club will continue, right?! Okay. But please not for this anime. PLEASE!!!

Must-Suck-Sh*t-NOOO!!!
Just like how Urawa’s summer vacation was wasted, we too have wasted our precious time watching this crap. Just like how Omiya went so far into the championship only to lose at the final and most important stage, we too have lost our minds and cool watching this crap but even way before reaching the halfway stage. Yup. We just hope that there will be no more sequels in the future and hope that in the event if there was one, just a lie like Saiko told us just to make our hearts go pumping for a little while. Gotcha! There isn’t going to be a third season! Phew. AM I RIGHT???!!!

It makes me wonder the reason why they decided to release this nonsense in the first place. Okay, so it is better than leaving it in development hell forever. Maybe. Now that I’ve seen this, not sure if the latter is the better option. Because you’d think that this sequel that was slated to be released in 2017 and then got delayed for another 5 more years, you wonder if they just want to get this done and push this out the door regardless of the quality it had. I mean, if they have a hard time finishing a series that hardly lasts 5 minutes per episode, there must be some very serious problem going on in the background. But yeah, I guess you’re right if you say we don’t care about those problems and just want to see the finish product. And look what mess we’ve got here. Because honestly, it’s like they didn’t do any improvements at all. Or were the disgruntled staffs trying to sabotage the whole series with this bad crap quality?

Firstly, you can tell the animation quality is mediocre. It’s not any better than the first season which also looked like crap. The animation is obviously poor enough that you can see how stiff the characters are and sometimes their emotions don’t match their facial expression. It’s so glaring that it is f*cking annoying. So much so, the characters more than often look so robotic and sometimes it feels like they are just cardboard cut-outs. Can’t repeat this enough, but after 5 years of delay and a series that hardly lasts for 5 minutes, this is the quality we get after all that? Something is indeed very wrong. Furthermore, it is the same studio that animated the first season, A-Real. Might as well change their name to Unreal! Hahaha! Oops… And to think the Omiya side lost to a bunch of wimps whose character designs look like some (ugly) child’s doodle, that is indeed the nail in the coffin. The greatest insult to this series and anime in the context of great stylish animation! Yup. It really sucked.

Then there is the glaring problem of what this f*cking anime is supposed to be about. Yeah, I still don’t know what it is until today. I thought it was supposed to help promote the Musashino area in Tokyo or you know, at least promote the famous train line that the series is supposedly named after. Unfortunately they have gone off tangent from the start and have been lost ever since. You see, the first few episodes felt like sightseeing but even that feels like some cheap forgettable gimmick because none are really memorable. Perhaps some tasty local delights to reel you in. Even so, they are nothing much and it feels like a chore of wanting to go online and do more research about it. Unless you are really, really, really interested in getting to know more about those delights. Sorry girls, the way you even ‘promote’ them, feels unappetising to me.

Blame the short episode duration because before you can warm up the seat, the episode is over. Then after being introduced to the Omiya side, suddenly it’s like a quiz battle and most has nothing to do with trains or railways. So like, WTF?! Some history facts or the likes but I assure you that you can get more comprehensive info from Wikipedia. Really. I wonder if this is the actual story of the original sequel but then they decided to change to this stupid crap along the way and that is why it took 5 years to get it out. All in all, if this sequel was supposed to promote Musashino, it didn’t do the job but thankfully it is so disconnected that you won’t even make connections that Musashino is a bad area. Thank goodness?

The voice acting is pretty decent and okay. I don’t have any problems in this segment. Because the original seiyuus from the first season was retained, it left me to wonder if these people have already recorded their lines like 5 years ago. This is of course assuming that the production and animation is done and completed then but some sort of problem kept it from being released. This is just a huge speculation on my part because it is not unusual for series to use back original seiyuus who voiced their characters from previous seasons. Even if a series has like a 10 year gap between its seasons. So this is just food for thought for myself if the voice acting was old or just newly recorded. Either way, no matter how good they are, it still can’t save this series from the bad animation quality and poor incoherent plot.

One of the biggest WTF moments is the ending theme. Now, I suppose (and assuming) they don’t have some budget to get a proper song. This is after all a short anime so it is understandable in that context. So instead, they have this exercising song as we see a pixelated Usagi doing some weird pixelated exercises (can’t see no squat sh*t anyway) over several landmarks in Musashino. Is this their idea of promoting the city? Think not. Without any other context or explanations, these buildings don’t feel significant or give any value or meaning to us viewers who are unfamiliar with the area. Worse, the exercise song ends abruptly. How are we going to understand Usagi’s feelings if we can’t hear the rest of the song?! Haha. Just kidding. We don’t care anyway.

Lastly, the characters. A big fail. It is bad enough this anime is already so short, then you have so many characters including the new ones, before the seat is warmed up, the episode is over. This means limited screen time and not enough fleshing out of the character which I believe this series has no intention to. So all we get to know is that the Urawa side are dumb idiots who take things casually at their own pace. Even if Tokiwa feels like the voice of reasoning of the group, we can greatly ignore her and collectively lump the group as dumbasses because that’s what they are. Basically, the Urawa girls are the ultimate losers. They lose in everything (I even consider matches they won as just pure dumb luck because, wait for it, plot convenience!) and making them even bigger losers is how they casually brush it all off like dumbasses. I know it’s good to stay positive but they make themselves look so dumb and I can’t see why I want to support these idiots.

The Omiya side aren’t so bad since their school is like the elite so they have some sort of class. However their lack of screen time and possibly most of them only have 1 episode of prominence doesn’t do justice to their characters. In other words, forgettable. Yeah, I don’t even remember their names at this point. Oh heck, even the old recurring ones I can’t even f*cking remember and had to go back to my old blog for reference. Even the supposed rivalry-cum-old grudge between Nishiki and Usagi, it felt forced and of course childish. I guess it was supposed to be funny but it wasn’t. Not sure if I should be happy it felt forgettable more than annoying.

Overall, this sequel does suck so hard that you would wish it stayed in development hell forever. It didn’t do justice to everything, from the anime itself to the real life city it was supposed to promote. The first season was already bad and to have the sequel even worse, let’s just hope that these railway club girls get disbanded so they could stop annoying everyone with their dumbness (often hidden as their cute characteristics). We can save everyone a great deal of trouble. Especially please don’t have any funny ideas about having a third season and then delay it for 10 years before we get an even inferior quality than this raw deal! It would be an absolute train wreck by then.